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What is the worse thing that has happened to your penis ?

Type: Personal

Submitted by Cybertoad (104)
Couldnt get it up 32% 12 Votes
Couldnt get it down 3% 1 Votes
Nothing to stick it in 29% 11 Votes
Injured it during sexual play 8% 3 Votes
Prematured 11% 4 Votes
Other 18% 7 Votes

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38 Votes Total

Oct 27, 2011

Poll Replies (22)

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lk2fireone (196) Some of these poll questions are getting a little close to the bone. I'm taking the Fifth on this one.
10-27-11  01:10am

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graymane (33) Was gonna choose "nothing to stick it in"
until it occurred to me that I've always had two willingly available hands..... (ambidextrous don't'cha lnow?)

Ultimately settled on "prematured" ..... based on my natural, helpless inclination to "aim and shoot."

10-27-11  02:25am

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gaypornolover (38) I once read somewhere that it was very pleasurable if you applied Deep Heat cream (a hot muscle rub) to your penis.

It is not.

That is all.

10-27-11  03:59am

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RustyJ (145) A good one! ;D

Nothing too bad ever. Not having any good use for it must have been the worst.

10-27-11  05:08am

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Denner (235) Like lk2fireone.........
10-27-11  07:09am

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pat362 (373) Bycicle bar a couple of times, stuck in the zipper a couple of times(blood resulted in one of them) and I have received various shots from different sized balls when playing sports.
10-27-11  07:18am

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Monahan (42) REPLY TO #2 - graymane :

That would be me.

Ready, Fire, Aim.

10-27-11  10:09am

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tangub (155) Nothing to stick it in due to the fact my wife is in the Philippines, but hopefully in the coming months she'll join me here and problem sorted.....only downside is i'll probably have less time for porn and PU then.
10-27-11  11:03am

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Cybertoad (Disabled) I apologies for the polls guys, was trying to spice things up a bit. I mean you can only ask about boob size so many ways LOL.
10-27-11  02:42pm

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Drooler (220) Fucked so much that it bled. And I'm not kidding!
10-27-11  03:34pm

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jberryl69 (Disabled) When I first noticed Lichen planus on my dick head.

FYI: Lichen planus can't be passed from one person to another. The disorder occurs when the immune system mounts an attack against cells of the skin or mucous membranes. The reason for this abnormal immune response is unknown.

Scared the crap outta me.

It has since spread to various other parts of my body, legs, arms, chest, back, mouth, etc.

10-27-11  03:38pm

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slutty (111) Aside from taking too many shots to the nuts playing sports can't really think of anything.
10-28-11  12:15am

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Denner (235) Ok, since some of the esteemed PUs have come up with quite personal experiences, here is this - going on the theme:
"She's lookin' better every beer" (from: New Riders Of The Purple Sage).:

Met this gorgeous looking brunette with a wild hairstyle at a local Copenhagen honky tonk/bar many years ago.

Got to her place in the early morning hours and starting to mess around. Got her partly undressed...but the "great tits" were not so great, but rather saggy when the bra went off - and when she tried to place a rubber before anything else was hard, it was a turn-off, too...so in this lonely case, thank you: couldn't get it up...

Oh, went back the next day to my ex-girlfriend and had great sex for many months.....

10-28-11  06:10am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #13 - Denner :

When the clothes go off and it's not nearly as good as you thought it would be, Mr. Johnson heads for the golf course, so to speak.

That NRPS title ("Better Every Beer") reminds me of an experience I had once. It took a LOT of beer, that's for sure. Nothing happened outside of playing around, but then she was calling me a lot. And man, I don't know what had gotten into me, 'cause we're talkin' SEA HAG!

And then she was saying I was gay because I wasn't hot for her any more and trying to embarrass me in front of a bunch of people, about half of whom were gay, by the way, so that made lots of sense. LOL.

10-28-11  02:35pm

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rearadmiral (380) REPLY TO #1 - lk2fireone :

Close to the bone!!!!! Good one!
10-28-11  05:24pm

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rearadmiral (380) I'm solidly into middle age, and like all middle age men I still think I'm eighteen. Hence the view that eighteen year old lasses are my target conquests. I'll tell you how that's going later.

A few years ago I did have a wee performance issue. I tried a certain blue pill and it did work, but I finally convinced my bride that it was fatigue at night and not E.D. We tried the morning and things worked without chemical aid. Problem solved.

The only other sexual injury (non penis though) was when I was a young lad screwing a young lass on a hotel room floor. The rug burn on my knees lasted for a week. As an idiot twenty-year-old I thought banging a chick on the floor was much more exciting than on a perfectly servicable bed.

10-28-11  05:29pm

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dracken (246) I do sometimes have some flag raising issues, but the worst "injury" was when a girl landed on my dick at a weird angle. I could have swore the little dude was broken in half.

My desperate scream kinda killed the mood.

Also I second the rug burned knees. Ouch

10-29-11  04:19pm

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manholelover (24) Not being able to cum; no one to service it; bruises...amazing how resilient the things are really....
10-31-11  08:47am

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slategrey (13) Other. The old penis in the zipper trick. Ouch
10-31-11  11:17pm

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marcdc1 (174) REPLY TO #3 - gaypornolover :

I'm so sorry to be laughing.

All the best.

08-11-12  05:34am

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gaypornolover (38) REPLY TO #20 - marcdc1 :

Hey laugh away, I can laugh about it now - I posted it to be funny!

Wasn't so funny at the time of course but hey I learned a valuable lesson!

The guy who recommended it was either a lying sadist or had a dick with much thicker and less sensitive skin on than mine!

I suspect the first - the bastard!

08-11-12  10:23am

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marcdc1 (174) REPLY TO #21 - gaypornolover :

Ever get back at that SOB?

Glad you can laugh about it now.

Best Wishes-

08-11-12  04:58pm

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