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Do you ever give amusing titles to the vids and/or photos you collect?

Type: General

Submitted by Drooler (220)
Yes 27% 12 Votes
No 64% 28 Votes
Non-sequitur 9% 4 Votes

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44 Votes Total

May 22, 2009

Poll Replies (14)

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Toadsith (48) Sorry, I can't say that I do.

The only regular (as in frequency) amusing literary work I do in association with porn is I've taken it upon myself to write a unique Spam related limerick every time I report Spam on the forum.

05-22-09  12:14am

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lk2fireone (196) I don't give amusing titles to the porn I collect.
I do try to provide amusement or interest in some of my posts at PU, but there are members who do a far better job of this than I do.
Wittyguy, Drooler, and others can provide, at times, intelligence, humor, insight, clear thinking, color. Some reviews and posts are really enjoyable reading, beyond the basic facts/opinions presented. That's a gift. And a major reason why I look at the site on a daily basis.

05-22-09  02:59am

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monty2222 (19) No I don't. The titles I give are meant to provide information about who is in a given scene, not silly amusement. ;-)
'DVD-title', Scene X with Star Y is the formula I always use. One scene with Sammie Rhodes and Shay Lamar, I replaced their names with 'the Wreckers' (the pop group) because their appearance reminded me uncannily of Jessica Harp and Michelle Branch, but that's the closest I've got to making up a funny title.

05-22-09  06:34am

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cooool (0) I'll label my pics with what I think are sexy labels when I'm all horned up and then when I go back when I'm not horny the labels that I give them strike me as funny.
05-22-09  11:36am

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Wittyguy (105) It seems to me that having this kind of system would get pretty tedious and not so funny after a while. "Angelina Crowe Sex with Nasty Dick Cheney Faced Thong Dude" would be too long of a title and lose it's punch after a while. Boredom for the masses I say.
05-22-09  11:58am

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turboshaft (24) Nope, organization is key, especially to any collection of reasonable size.

I am sure badandy can elaborate on this quite a bit.

05-22-09  12:17pm

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Drooler (220) It's funny how some of you guys are making stuff up about the question, such as it being a "system" that would require long names and that there's some sort of either/or proposition involved -- humor vs. organization -- as if you can't have both at the same time.

Some of what you're saying might just be in jest anyway. Fair enough.

Well, I get bored sometimes, and names can get to be too similar as well, so humor is the solution -- not the problem! How 'bout that?

I'll see if I can dig up some examples. (Can't make any promises now!) I'm sure you're all holding your breath anyway. LOL.

05-22-09  01:56pm

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Wittyguy (105) REPLY TO #7 - Drooler :

Of course we're all holding our breath ... when's the last time you smelled nasty dog drool breath ;)
05-22-09  02:10pm

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #8 - Wittyguy :

OK, pal, smell this! I managed to look up a few titles I'd come up with. Mostly puns, some from song titles.

BTW I don't have an organization issue because I do it by model name --> source --> name of video or gallery. It's the last piece there that gets the treatment every long once in a while. Some titles just need ... help!

AtmosphREAR, Balcony Bonerooni, Beach Blanket Boingo. Bone Jour Happiness is a Warm Bum, If You Want It REAR It Is, In the Bone Zone, My Shroom Needs a Room, Out REAR in the Fields, PanoRAMic, Rear Dear, Sexy CarREAR Moves, Simply MarbleASS, So Funny Couch Bunny, Splatty Lay in the Park, Summer Sleaze, This Bums for You

Just a little humor there, for what it's worth. Maybe it will cheer up some of you miserable buggers, and maybe it won't. Either way, don't blame me.

05-22-09  03:59pm

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Denner (235) turboshaft got it: Organization is the key...
So yes to this poll.

Without "organisize" (wasn't it some word in the 60/70th) - things become doll and minimize the search in your old and vast archives..

So yes - got my own system - mostly after models names and what the scenes are/are like...

05-23-09  08:42am

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Monahan (44) REPLY TO #9 - Drooler :

Drooler: "BTW I don't have an organization issue because I do it by model name --> source --> name of video or gallery. It's the last piece there that gets the treatment every long once in a while. Some titles just need ... help!"

I do the same. The model name gets adds at the end of the name, occasionally, such as (!!!), (.)(.) or ??? [when I think the name provided by the source is inaccurate]

The source is never altered.

The file name is where I use a touch of originality if the title from the source is not descriptive, but I try to be descriptive, not humorous...unless I can be descriptive and humorous at the same time.

05-23-09  12:09pm

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careylowell (18) "17th Century Flemish Art (Vol 2)" is the jewel box label holding a rather graphic DVD of favourite downloads. Just in case one of my nephews, curious as cats, should stumble across it in my desk draw.
05-25-09  08:04pm

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badandy400 (103) I rename a lot of my files but only to reflect the model name and other useful information. I do label other things goofy sometimes, stuff for work or school. But never goof around with something important like porn. :)
05-26-09  10:13am

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nygiants03 (162) I leave the files the way they are. Atless I have to change them in the case of ftv girls where there is a bunch of 02, 04, or 05 files. The only title changes I have are for the folders I make.
05-28-09  10:22pm

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