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If you were trapped on a deserted island, which of the following would you most want with you?

Type: General

Submitted by Wittyguy (105)
A huge case of alcohol 6% 3 Votes
A "hot" porn star 35% 18 Votes
A book about building a raft 13% 7 Votes
A case of flares 10% 5 Votes
Solar powered pc with porn 31% 16 Votes
Sun screen & some books 6% 3 Votes

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52 Votes Total

Mar 22, 2010

Poll Replies (25)

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Drooler (220) Jenna Haze. Talk about motivation to survive!
03-22-10  12:50am

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lk2fireone (196) How about a frozen meat locker and a lifetime supply of twinkies? Then I can think about my porn stash and some real live playmates from the 1970s (when the girls were still real) or their equivalents today.
03-22-10  01:37am

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larss (Disabled) I go along with Drooler - Jenna Haze mmmm.
03-22-10  03:32am

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exotics4me (463) I'll take Eve Angel and a rocket launcher to shoot anything that tries to rescue us!
03-22-10  05:08am

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RagingBuddhist (65) It wasn't specified whether or not the solar powered PC had a satellite Internet connection or not, so I'd have to go with either the book about building rafts or the case of flares. If I ain't downloadin', I ain't happy.
03-22-10  07:01am

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Denner (235) With Marcellinha Moares or Julia Paes I would not even regard it as 'trapped' - just another dream come true in another life/world...
03-22-10  08:24am

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underArthur (0) The sand would be a real problem
03-22-10  08:50am

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Denner (235) REPLY TO #7 - underArthur :

In the shade - a bit away from the beach among the palms on a bed of leaves the sand might not be the problem...LOL.
Wauw - what a fantasy!!!!!! Let's all get reborn and find THAT island in the sun....

03-22-10  09:01am

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badandy400 (103) I would want a porn star. I could do her for a while and if I ever get tired of her then I build the raft. If I keep liking her then no raft building for me!

Plus, when you get back she would certainly introduce me to all her porn friends! ;)

03-22-10  09:35am

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anyonebutme (14) So you guys really want to be stranded on an island with your fantasy pornstar, where she has no access to a razor?
03-22-10  09:47am

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Denner (235) Oh, along with Marcellinaha and Julia - I forgot to mention that Silvia Saint is comming too, as the maid.

And I’ll bring binoculars to keep an eye on Drooler/Jenna and Exotics/Eve on the neighbour islands…and then let’s party - got some coconut wine…

03-22-10  10:04am

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TheSquirrel (53) In reality a gun for shooting myself. Probably should choose a porn star so I could eat her if food is unavailable. A book about building a raft would be the nearest. This is the trouble with fantasy - reality always intrudes.
03-22-10  10:27am

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Drooler (220) Yeah, the way Jenna Haze gyrates her ass while in the act, whew! I've give up society for that!
03-22-10  10:36am

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turboshaft (24) Aw man, I would love to have a hot porn star (gotta populate the island) but if I don't have sun screen I would probably die of exposure within a few hours.
: - (

Knowing my luck the island would have trees for shade from the sun but the porn star would accidentally eat a poisonous plant and die to leave me like Tom Hanks in "Cast Away"--alone with dental problems and only a volleyball to talk to for the next four years.

03-22-10  11:30am

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turboshaft (24) REPLY TO #10 - anyonebutme :

I'm assuming she would have had electrolysis right before the fateful trip that gets us stranded on the island!

If I'm to believe that I'm stranded on an island with my favorite star than I'm also going to believe that 'carpet' problems do not exist.

03-22-10  11:36am

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Cpmx54 (0) REPLY TO #1 - Drooler :

i would imagine that weeks after being trapped on a deserted island, jenna haze wouldn't be lookin' so hot...

unless of course she happens to have her makeup kit, razors, hair dye, nailpolish, etc...

03-22-10  02:41pm

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BadMrFrosty (56) I would have to go with the porn star option. Once I get bored with her I can always sacrifice her to the smoke monster.
03-22-10  02:57pm

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pat362 (373) I guess I'm the only one who picked sunscreen and books. Man, now I sound like a loser. Ah well, at least I won't get a bad sunburn and if the books aren't that good I'll have something to wipe my ass off.
03-22-10  05:53pm

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slutty (111) REPLY TO #18 - pat362 :

Eh, well I'm the only one that picked booze. So I don't sound too great either... I could probably manage building a raft on my own, but I'd need some beers! My favorite star might be fun, but I'd think you'd need a mountain of blow to keep most pornstars happy...
03-22-10  08:17pm

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Cybertoad (Disabled) I would like a hot porn star, along with a bottle of
the following.

Rash cream
and lots and lots of lube .
( and yes a razor and shaving gel )

Hey, she may be hot but I do not want a fire crotch.

03-23-10  09:08am

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Denner (235) REPLY TO #20 - Cybertoad :

Like Virgil Tibbs (Sidney Poitier) said in the movie 'In The Heat of the Night' in a conversation with Rod Steiger, when he: Chief Gillespie did not want to let strangers in his house:

" - You can't be too careful, man"


03-23-10  10:21am

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Cpmx54 (0) REPLY TO #20 - Cybertoad :

hmmm, does Carli Banks count as a porn star?... if she could bring along a life-time supply of toiletries, damn.. I wouldn't want to be rescued.
03-23-10  02:51pm

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Wittyguy (105) Lot's of good humorous replies on this one which is what I was looking for when I suggested this as a poll. Personally, I had to go with the building a raft book. I figure most porn stars wouldn't be that exciting after a few days without a shower and I'm not that big on an all fruit diet ... don't need to be stuck on an island sniffing my own gas emissions.
03-23-10  05:41pm

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pat362 (373) REPLY TO #19 - slutty :

I've got you beat on the booze and raft because it didn't say what kind of books I had so I could have a "How to Build rafts for dummies" and "How to make stills for dummies" in my stash of books.
The girl thing would be really nice. Oh well, maybe there will be a yatch filled with Victoria Secret models that just sinks near the island and after I valantly rescue them all they feel the need to thank me repeatedly.

03-23-10  06:01pm

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apoctom (145) I'm sure it is pointless, but I voted for flares. I like the idea of having fire.
03-31-10  05:40pm

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