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Do you enjoy hand-job content?

Type: Content
Yes, it's hot 16% 8 Votes
Sometimes 29% 14 Votes
Too much dick for me 6% 3 Votes
Just not my thing 49% 24 Votes

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49 Votes Total

Feb 6, 2010

Poll Replies (28)

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Drooler (220) Seems that anything with "-job" at the end of it doesn't usually interest me that much.
02-06-10  12:21am

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badandy400 (103) If I want to see a hand job all I need to do is look down. I want to see something that I can not do completely by myself anyway. Besides, I do not think I have ever ask a woman for a hand job!
02-06-10  01:11am

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Jay G (67) REPLY TO #1 - Drooler :

What about blow.....?
02-06-10  04:19am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #3 - Jay G :

I meant that, too. I'd rather watch fucking.
02-06-10  07:06am

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pat362 (373) I don't mind if the hand job is really short and a prelude to a BJ and sex, but just a hand job is not wood inducing.
02-06-10  07:08am

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lk2fireone (196) Stupid and boring.
02-06-10  08:29am

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #6 - lk2fireone :

Sub Poll to the Poll: How many of you think that any kind of sexual activity gets stupid and boring if it has to be stretched out to last twenty minutes per scene? I couldn't count the times I fast forward to the end of a clip. That's why I keep asking for a story to go along with a scene.

As to hand-jobs: total indifference.

02-06-10  08:58am

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lk2fireone (196) REPLY TO #7 - messmer :

If you add story to a porn clip, it can change the erotic/sexual content/value almost completely. What is stupid or boring can become interesting and arousing (which is one of the main reasons for porn in the first place). That's if the story is good. But amateurish acting and stupid dialog can also make the action even worse than stupid. Whether the porn is a movie clip, or a novel or short story, it really helps to have an intelligent story-line, one that creates interest, that pulls you into the action.
It also helps to have great-looking women in the action. But please, try to keep the action a little realistic, and reduce all the fake moans and groans. A few moans and groans can actually add, if done realistically, but that's the exception rather than the rule.

02-06-10  09:10am

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anyonebutme (14) It can be a great video, but it's just not suited for mainsteam porn. A handjob clip longer than about 5 minutes is just excruciatingly boring! It's just not feasible for porn producers to pay the money they have to for such a short clip. Good vids are reduced to the true amateur stuff, and fetish stuff.
02-06-10  09:50am

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #8 - lk2fireone :

Aw, don't I know all about stupid dialog and amateurish acting!! Especially when it comes to those MILFs meeting friend of son. The THIRTY year old "boy" always wears his baseball cap on backward and sports one of those down past the knees shorts. He finds out that his friend isn't home and five seconds later both MILF and friend of son are involved in heavy action for twenty minutes. They don't even take the time to show the MILF getting undressed. I am so sick of seeing this scenario repeated over and over. Arghhh! Please, someone give me a good introduction with good or reasonable dialog and acting. I am certainly with you when it comes to those fake, nasal moans and groans.
02-06-10  11:56am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #7 - messmer :

20 minutes of belly-down-flat backdoor fucking for 30 minutes would be fine with me! I think the longest I've ever seen that was about 6 minutes, though.

But otherwise, no.

02-06-10  09:52pm

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Jay G (67) REPLY TO #4 - Drooler :

Variety is the spice of life, and it's understandable that everyone doesn't like the same amount of spices. Best wishes!
02-07-10  09:00am

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #11 - Drooler :

I can't get excited about any sexual action that goes on for twenty minutes, which is the usual length of a scene. I'm a child of our times who is plagued with a short attention span. That's why I need a build up, a believable story leading up to the act itself. I think I'll go back to pictures. :-)
02-07-10  10:43am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #13 - messmer :

Good idea! I like pics 'cause I can set my own pace and make up my own stories, usually "on the fly," if you'll pardon the expression.
02-07-10  10:54am

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #12 - Jay G :

What if you, consistently, get too much salt or pepper or garlic in your dish? That's my take on most of the new DVDs coming out! :-)
02-07-10  11:59am

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #14 - Drooler :

I used to love pictures and got away from them but am in the process of returning. I made the mistake of making long term commitments to two video sites and haven't seen anything lately that would make me wish to look at or download the contents. And that's with one of them offering five new videos a day!

Some may call it Porn overload but I'm convinced it's the mindless churning out of cheap garbage by immature clowns that's turning me off. Those stunt cocks are really getting on my nerves.

I think I'm going to go for solo/gg sites with good video AND pictures in the future. I just found a very promising site that might give me both.

02-07-10  12:09pm

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uscue (39) Bang Bros does hand jobs scenes I like with their tug jobs site where it pretty much is a lap dance/handjob. Most other handjob scenes though are just blah to me, like manojob.
02-07-10  12:12pm

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Jay G (67) REPLY TO #15 - messmer :

I'm the kind of guy who drinks hot sauce, so I'm not a good judge of "too much."
02-07-10  02:15pm

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Jay G (67) REPLY TO #16 - messmer :

Yes, porn is getting to be a circus, and they really should give us a better quality of garbage.......and some more mature clowns, for that matter.

I missed the circus act with the stunt cocks, though. Do they jump through fiery hoops? :)

02-07-10  02:21pm

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Monahan (42) REPLY TO #1 - Drooler :


I really don't understand how anyone can have interest in a guy getting jerked off, especially by himself. But when a babe does it, it's usually because the dude went flaccidly limp during the scene and she's still into it.

Tug jobs don't make any sense while blow jobs can, occasionally, be damned erotic.

I just don't see any reason for any focus on a schlong in porn except when it is in business with a cunt or an asshole...or if it's a gay flick.

02-07-10  03:54pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #19 - Jay G :

"I missed the circus act with the stunt cocks, though. Do they jump through fiery hoops? :)"

Fiery hoops I could handle, I simply wish they would shut up for once. Especially if you get two or more of the morons in a scene. Worse than a bunch of high school guys, all of them trying to impress with their "witty" macho asides as if they were trying to give each other a bit of false courage. If I were a female model I think I would turn lesbian upon retirement and never look at another male again! :-)

02-07-10  04:42pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #18 - Jay G :

Don't burn yourself out, Jay G! :-)
02-07-10  04:43pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #20 - Monahan :

Talking about flaccid, I have seen many scenes recently where the "performer" was absolutely pathetic. I realize it's not easy to maintain an erection with all the cameras in your face and people coming and going on the "set", but stuff like that should never be put on a DVD.

Same as the female model who is moaning lustily, "oh God, oh Yes" yet is as dry as a bone and has to lubricate herself with her own spittle!

Sometimes it's hard to use your fantasy when you're faced with all the fakery! :-)

02-07-10  04:52pm

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turboshaft (24) "Just not my thing."

I don't understand the appeal of watching what should essentially be warm up acts--the blow jobs, hand jobs, etc.--turned into the main act itself. Messemer asked about things being stupid and boring when stretched out over twenty minutes but I think it's just weak content that isn't exactly, shall we say, 'complete'--it's missing the main course!

This is really one of the those things that may be fun experiencing in real life (at least on the receiving end) but there is no fun in watching it, probably not even if it was you in the video. You are watching someone do what is basically a fluffer's job with their clothes off.

02-07-10  06:49pm

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Woodruff (37) Like the handjob scenes where it turns into a blowjob / hardcore scene. There's something pretty hot about crossing those boundaries. That being said, pure handjob scenes aren't very exciting.
02-07-10  09:12pm

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Jay G (67) REPLY TO #22 - messmer :

They already call me a "burn-out." :)
02-08-10  02:22am

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RagingBuddhist (65) To me, handjobs fall in the category of a fetish. If the scene isn't drawn out forever, I think it can be hot.
02-09-10  10:50am

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Wittyguy (105) I have to say that it's more of a fetish thing. I think most of us just fast forward through those sections to get to the stuff we like. Rarely does a hand/blow/anything-job get much more than a going through the motions (literally) treatment so I just take a pass on it.
02-11-10  03:33pm

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