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What annoys you most in a video scene?

Type: General

Submitted by MargulisAZ (84)
Horrible camera man 16% 9 Votes
Non stop talking 14% 8 Votes
Terrible lighting 7% 4 Votes
Very fake female performance 19% 11 Votes
Robotic male actor 0% 0 Votes
All of the above 45% 26 Votes

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58 Votes Total

Aug 29, 2008

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Drooler (220) This is a pretty comprehensive list of "don't's" for producing porn vids. I chose all of the above.

Maybe there wasn't another slot open for MarqulisAZ when he put this poll together for this one: amateurish editing.

08-29-08  02:55am

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Jay G (67) All of the above, but talking,especially repaeted "give it to me, give it to me, give it to me" is the most annoying. Healthy hard breathing and moans and groans is so much more real.
08-29-08  06:38am

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Cybertoad (Disabled) I agree all of the above, but the male talking is just the fastest way to fuck up a scene, ok perhpas in some scenes the set up, but if I want to hear a guy moan and groan and worse of all talk I'll start taking up Gay porn.
I love Video Box, but most of there stuff is just like that guys talking ovedr and over. I actually had to pick and choose and edit out that crap.

I do not get why, they just cant shut the fuck up. Even POV which should be the ultimate fantasy position they talk. shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut !
Yes if you can not tell its my pet peave. The camera shakes or zoom so close I can see what they had for dinner.

It makes me wonder where these producers and directors come from? Have the ever watched porn before?
Ok done with my rant, but i closing will someoneplease tell the adult industry to have the men shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-29-08  11:08am

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Drooler (220) Yes, sex isn't acting. For God's sakes, if you think you have to put on a big act during sex, it's not really sex anymore.

I usually watch porn with the sound OFF anyway. (Don't like headsets and don't want ears in the vicinity to perk up.) Reading these complaints makes me glad that I do.

08-29-08  11:36am

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exotics4me (463) I just had the experience a few days ago that bothers me the most. I guess this would go into poor editing and directing.

Imagine this, Naomi Russell, one of the finest butts in porn, in missionary, then reverse cowgirl, and that was it! No doggystyle, no regular cowgirl to showcase her butt.

I was thinking, "Whoever directed this must really hate porn".

I also don't like the fake overdone moaning. I used to think Eva Angelina went too far with hers, but she has refined hers to near artwork to the ears. Last, the male actors that like they are passing a kidney stone when giving the money shot. Ohhhhhh-grrrr-ahhhhhhh. That really does ruin a scene for me!

08-29-08  12:37pm

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Monahan (44) I voted for all the above, but some elements annoiy me more than others:

Horrible camera man (25%):
Who the Hell wants to see close-ups of the porn stud's hairy ass for 5 straight minutes while his dick is doing the reciprocating pumping into her cunt? Who the Hell wants to waste 5-10 minutes watching just the mouth of a stacked naked babe as she's giving the porn stud head? The best porn videos are those where the babe's assets are the center of attention.

Non stop talking (2%):
The chatter is annoying but it's easy to switch off the sound. No big deal. I want to [u]see[/u] the babe, not necessarily hear her.

Terrible lighting (50%):
If you can't see the babe, or the lighting is so bright you see only a vague image, what's the point? Not in the poll question, but equally annoying is the "soft" focus or artsy fartsy videography with lots of froo froo shots that might make one or two porn horndogs happy, but leave the rest of us pissed off.

[u]Very[/u] fake female performance (20%):
The operative word is "very." When a babe is clearly faking it I stop watching. When it's well acted "fake" where it's hard to tell if it's really fake, that's fine with me.

Robotic male actor (3%):
WGAF (Who gives a fuck) - I'm into watching a totally sexy fuck doll doing her thing and really don't give a shit about the guy. Just make sure he doen't abuse the babe or disrespect her. (That's why I really disliked John Leslie's flicks back in the day. He disrespected every fuck doll he porked. My favorite scene was when he tried to ass fuck Angel in a late 1980's flick and she kept saying no. And when he kept trying, Angel shut him down immediately. They left the scene in the video. I loved it.)

08-29-08  01:03pm

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butch (Unverified) I_NEEd a_SCRIPT~
Wtf is my motivation Mr dangler?
(thats where I reach for the Esc. button.)

08-29-08  04:22pm

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pat362 (375) What I'm trying to figure out is why so many studios are trying to win the contest for having as many of these things in their movies? I'm not sure if one has one the contest yet, but there are a few giving it their most.

P.S. This is a great list. I'd just add bad, bad editing. At least if they edited their movies properlly they just might be able to fix all th4ese annoying things.

08-29-08  06:04pm

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badandy400 (103) I think talking is probably the worst of all of them. Moving the camera around is second, but almost should be first because it is easy enough to turn the sound off.
08-30-08  12:08pm

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MargulisAZ (84) Camera man is the most annoying to me and it's pathetic how often you'll find a bad one. I can't even describe how angry I have been at times when there is a good girl or decent action going on and you have a pathetic camera man who is either moving all the time, changing the shot all the time, having stupid angles, etc. Seriously, there are times I want to have a firing range for all the pathetic camera men I have seen over the years, lol.
08-30-08  05:12pm

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MargulisAZ (84) REPLY TO #2 - Jay G :

I agree, I can't stand it when a girl just starts yelling and screaming a bunch of ridiculous crap. Case in point, I recently watched "overstuffed 6" and the first model is sitting there using some monster toy on herself just screaming the most ridiculous stuff NON-STOP throughout the whole scene. ugh.
08-30-08  07:38pm

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) I'll give ALL U guys an assignment to do: Check out the DVD "Bubble Butts P.O.V. #5 - The scene with Alexa Jordan! If anyone on this website knows me buy now, they know I cannot stand vast quantities of blowjobs and fuckin' facial cumshots!! =/ If anyone needs to do a blowjob scene, it should be like this... WITH HER ASSCHEEKS ALL ON THE CAMERA!! This woman has such GREAT ASS!! UNBELIEVABLE NUT BUSTING ASSCHEEKS!!! U will whip out the lube on this minute long part!! If U R a bisexual woman, U will grab a great big rubber dick, or use an extremely long middle finger on this one!

On the same DVD, also check out Aliana Love! Wherever they found this Light-skinned Ebony girl, they need to recruit more of them!! She does a reverse cowgirl scene... ASS IS JUST ALL OVER THE PLACE!! It surprised me that the guy did not just shoot his load all up in her right then and there!! She has beautiful skin, excellent movement and THE ASS... OH MAN!! From what I hear, her love hole has ticklers!! This is lethal to a man with a full suck of blue testicles!! This woman has the potential of emptying ur nutsack completely!!

This DVD is a PRIME example of the exact opposite of things in porn I CANNOT STAND THE MOST!! All the nutshots end up either over their their asscheeks or on the body... THE KIND OF SHIT I LOVE THE MOST!!! And it took me Fucking years to find this one!! THIS IS PRETTY FUCKING UNFORTUNATE!!! =/

09-01-08  05:27am

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mbaya (366) My pet peeves are talking too much, tatoos, piercings, focusing on the guy's face when he is coming, focusing on the wrong body part and not the one where the action is,shooting on a diagonal and shooting from below. I really wish these were never done again, but they seem to be in far too many videos.
09-04-08  07:14am

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nygiants03 (162) Ah.. its been a while since I have been on here.

Well I would say "Very fake female performance". I really enjoy real female orgasms and when they are really enjoying themselves. If they are not really liking it, I am not really liking it.

09-28-08  06:35pm

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