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In nude photosets, which is the most tiresome cliché?

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Submitted by Drooler (220)
angel wings on the model 26% 14 Votes
nude outside with snow 13% 7 Votes
rose petals on the model 8% 4 Votes
witch hat on the model 4% 2 Votes
other (please reply/explain) 23% 12 Votes
like them all/none are clichés 26% 14 Votes

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53 Votes Total

Jan 26, 2008

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Drooler (220) Another one that I've seen enough of is the model holding an empty picture frame with her face, ass, tits, etc. showing through it.
01-26-08  03:51am

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pinkerton (41) Nude outside in the snow!!?? Not very alluring and the poor girl must be freezing her tits off
01-26-08  04:52am

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RagingBuddhist (65) My all-time favorite - one I've used in my reviews and one I'm sure I'll have to use again - the "open mouth see how hot this is" look. A major turn off for me. It might not be so bad if their jaw didn't drop in something like picture 5 of a 200 picture set, and then keep it open through the whole damn thing. When I see that in the thumbnails, I quickly hit the back button.
01-26-08  07:21am

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nygiants03 (162) angel wings for sure. It gets old.
01-26-08  07:39am

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pat362 (375) I'm not a fan of nude photosets. I'm not sure why. It may be that I find them all cliché and boring. I've seen all of the above except the petal rose one.
01-26-08  08:10am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #2 - pinkerton :

Frosted fur pie doesn't do much for me, either.
01-26-08  09:21am

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exotics4me (463) I hit "other" I only see it on the art type sets with the really skinny models, it is a look that says either, "I'm lost and don't see the cameraman who is filming me" or "Hark, who goes there" or "I wonder if that mountain over there has some food on it?"

I haven't seen many with snow, Eve has one on her site in the snow that is really hot. Wings on nude models is just strange, feels like I'm watching X-Men vs. XXX-Woman. Eve also has a rose petal one on her site, that is okay, it uses the black and white with the whole picture except the roses. But that in the first paragraph is the bad one for me.

01-26-08  09:53am

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apoctom (145) I voted other. My biggest annoyance are photosets where the model is obviously nude, but the photo has cropped out the full frontal nudity.
01-27-08  12:31am

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Drooler (220) Here's another one: The model shot as she's leaping in mid air. Just saw another like that of Tanya at JustTeenSite. (Not a bad set, otherwise.)

One nice thing is that they show that the girl is healthy, but ultimately, on my box, these shots land in the bin (right-click, empty).

01-27-08  01:39am

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jd1961 (95) I hate the one where she's on the beach and covered with sand, or dirt.
01-27-08  03:23am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #10 - jd1961 :

Same here. Let's put that one in the cliché pile, too. Whenever I see a thumbnail to a gallery and it's a beach setting, I think, "Oh, boy. Here we go again." Fortunately, it doesn't always turn out that way, but I think they should keep all of the working surfaces clean and free of dirt and grime. They ought to keep a few jugs of fresh water on hand.
01-27-08  05:09am

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #3 - RagingBuddhist :

The open mouth is a major turn off for me as well, Raging Buddhist. So is pouting, so is the confounded sucking on lollipops by women who are definitely past their teens.
01-27-08  09:18am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #12 - messmer :

I frankly don't like seeing that tongue stud, either. They're meant to be felt, not seen.

Pouting, I don't know. If not done to excess, and done with the right attitude, I think it's sexy! I have to see what going in those eyes. Any hint of hostility and no thanks.

And lollipops? Forget it. They're for kids (and Kojak).

01-27-08  12:36pm

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SnowDude (214) I don't care for dirt or sand either, but mine is actually girls that are totally drenched with water. Not sexy to me at all.

Witch hats? ;)

01-28-08  08:44pm

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Pornjackker (37) What I find annoying in a pic gallery for
scenes are the gazillon of nude female
posing shots before you see any hardcore
shots or shots that were taken directly
from the scene your watching. A few prologue
shots of a girl is fine but do you really
need 40 more before you see her get down to business.

01-30-08  06:11pm

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) REPLY TO #2 - pinkerton :

01-30-08  11:48pm

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) I like naked girls standing up in the shower covered in suds!! :D
01-30-08  11:50pm

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) I must at least see her frontal parts completely naked!! What chaps my hide is when they have the girl stand side-ways for the camera... MAN... I want to see cameltoe and tits, or asscheeks!!

Another thing: You know when a girl undresses for the camera and once she is completely naked, SHE IMMEDIATELY SITS DOWN?!!! >:(


I want to relish her entire figure, tits, bush, cameltoe for at least minutes while she is standing up posing for the camera... IN SOME CASES, THAT'S GOOD JACK OFF MATERIAL... Especially those girls that just got that certain type of physique!! I need to gauck at that for at least 5 minutes before that phucking dude shows up on the camera and starts groping her and blocking all her gorgeous body parts!!

01-30-08  11:59pm

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Magnum4x (Disabled) Im sick of the tall boots and fishnet gig.
02-19-08  09:50pm

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ramscrota (12) One thing that annoys the fuck out of me is how with the undressing, they don't do it in proper order. So the girl still has her hobnailed boots on, with a full pussy spread, the trousers half-way down her legs.
My other pet hate is when they show full pussy spreads around pics 4 0r 5. Too many porn photographers are as dumb as dogshit; they have fuck-all feeling for genuine erotic taste, and it shows in many of the stupid things they do. Sewe my article about photography in the forum.

02-11-09  06:26am

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ramscrota (12) Oh and another cliche which annoys the fuck out of me is the 'dumb girl with finger in her mouth' pose.
02-11-09  06:28am

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Ray O (3) The little schoolgirl in uniform is sooooo tired.
10-20-09  10:27pm

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