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pat362 (373) 03-03-13  09:15am
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Status: Current Member for over 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: +You get access to some very rare content.
+They update with 2 new movies every day.
+Their offer movies not only from the US but France, Germany and Italy as well.
+Some of their Foreign movies are not dubbed into English but in their original language.
+They have small bio's of both the male and female performers with a link to their movies on the site and also to a dvd site where you can buy some of the dvd's.
+They have some third party advertising but it is usually quite small and rarely located where you can see it without looking for it.
-They offer some pics of the stars but don't expect much.
Cons: -Video quality is rather poor to horrible on a lot of their movies.
-They offer you access to 3 other sites but one has the same stuff as this site, one is mostly stag films and one is gay porn.
-Some of the movies may be made in the US but the copy they have is their European versions so the dialogue is not in English.
-They have a search by keyword but I would avoid it as most of the movies are not properly tagged.
-The navigation is basically choosing a page and then skipping to the next one.
-Some movies are split into many scenes while others are whole.
Bottom Line: *This is possibly one of the most bittersweet sites that I have ever joined in large part because I love so much of the content and yet really dislike the fact that the quality of the print is so poor that it borders on the unwatchable on many of the titles. Mind you that is not that unusual since the bulk of the content offered by this site is 20 years or older.

*The first and most important thing is that the guys behind this site need to start looking for better copies of their movies and/or try to remaster them to improve the quality. I don't expect that any of the movies will ever make it much above average but that would be more than fine with me as I'm not interested in HD quality anyway.

*The second thing is that they start looking for more titles from their featured stars so that we get access to a wider choice of movies from them. Of course this may be almost impossible to do because there may truly be no copies left anywhere. I hope that this isn't the case because there are many movies that were so amazing that they again deserve to see the light of day.

**I don't know to whom this site will appeal to except people like me who are nostalgic for golden age porn and can overlook flaws in the quality of those videos.

**My score has a lot less to do with quality and more to do with the rarity of the content offered by this site

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lk2fireone (196) Stag films, when I was growing up, just mean a porn film. Mainly a low-budget production with nudity that was far more revealing than what a commercial movie would show. A sex movie.

The video quality of those days was poor to horrible, compared to whatg is available today on the internet.

So when you say "stag films", what do you mean? I assume you mean low-quality porn films. Correct?

I've bought DVDs of movies that were not stag films, but early erotica fromt the 1970s. And the DVD quality is poor. I am talking about a copy of Emanuelle, and The Story of O. I saw those two movies at a movie theater when they came out. And the quality was vastly superior to the DVD quality of those copies that you can buy at Amazon.

I assume that they didn't bother to keep prisine copies of those movies, even though the movies were both moneymakers, I assume.

That was a real shame.

So finding pristine copies of older movies from the 1970s or 1980s would be a hit or miss situation. They just didn't have the foresight to keep good copies of these types of movies.

03-05-13  11:32am

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pat362 (373) REPLY TO #1 - lk2fireone :

My idea of stag films are low quality mini films with no sound. The precursor to what is now called gonzo porn.

Yeah it would be great if someone had tought to keep copies of those great early porn films. You won't really see many here. The best you will see is one that is an average quality print but that is fine with me.

03-05-13  06:31pm

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Cybertoad (Disabled)
I have 2gigs of old material, sadly quality did not transfer well to new technology sites. I was kinda surprised at the high price. There would only be server and sale cost as production and porn staff would not exist. My opinion great site concept slight high price for old poor quality porn.

03-07-13  06:12am

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pat362 (373) REPLY TO #3 - Cybertoad :

I agree that the price is on the high side but hopefully they use a lot of their profits to find more movies to add to their library. It is a pretty nice library but there are so many greta movies that srtill need to be discovered.
03-07-13  06:10pm

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Serious Partner (20)
Thank you for the feedback. I'll inform our site manager about all the weak points of these sites and we'll try to correct them. I'm sure he's aware of the quality though, and this is a problem of our provider... Atm we are adding 2 movies daily to make up for it and I hope we'll add more movies with the popular pornstars soon.
08-26-13  12:53am

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pat362 (373) REPLY TO #5 - Serious Partner :

I don't think there is anything you can do since the movies you are offering are 20 years and older and time as not been kind to most of them.

I may one day return but it won't be for quite a long time because I only found a few of the movies that I'd hope to find and most of the stuff that gets added is rarely the kind I care for.

08-26-13  04:27pm

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