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pat362 (373) 05-29-12  11:14am
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Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: +You get access to a total of 9 sites.
+All videos can be downloaded in WMV, MP4 and they offer versions for smartphone and Ipads.
+All videos come in multiple resolution but 720P at 50fps is the highest possible.
+You can stream the videos in a flash player.
+All photosets can be downloaded as a complete zip file. Resolution is 1600x1067.
+They have a good selection of well known Eastern European models in their late teens early 20`s.
+Content is in a fetish category not well represented so that can be a major plus for fans.
+You get a special priceof 19.99$ through TBP/PU
Cons: -The premise may seem a creepy to some.
-A giant man in a panda suit doesn`t make for great sex scenes.
-The name given to the performers is rarely the one they are normally known under.
-There are only 26 scenes to choose from and they update about twice a month.
Bottom Line: *This would be a pretty awful stand alone site because I don't know if the content can really appeal to more than plushie fans. You have a man dressed as a giant panda who entices a young woman normally dressed as a young girl or semi-pretends to be a young girl into having sex with him. The sex often involves a dildo of varying size and color. I know that some may find the content slightly creepy but I mostly found it stupid. I might have had a different view if the man in the suit didn't grunt like a bear through most of the scene. I laughed the first time I heard him and didn't stop laughing since the grunting is through most of the video. It makes it hard to get turned on while you are laughing.

*Another huge problem is that since the guy is wearing a full panda suit then he can't see much, can't feel anything, and can't properly use the strap on either because of these two limtations. The girl is normally the one doing most of the work. What you wind up with is a little scenario with very little dialogue except for the grunting, a lot of finger pointing, not very good sex, and limited shots of the action because the suit is often in the way.

*I honestly don't know if this type of content can appeal to anyone other than flushie fans so if you aren't one of these than you'll probably want to staw away.

**Normally I would give a bigger score simply because you get access to much better sites but since most of the girls on this site have scenes on the other sutes than I'm treating this one more as a stand alone.**

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Cybertoad (Disabled) I saw a sample scene to this site once and after I stopped laughing I thought WTF is this ? The other is how hot I mean temp wise must it get in that suit I am sure it is not comfortable and that must make the scenes look bad too. And it is mostly dildo action what the point of having a male panda ? I think a site like this would be for humor release only and not a sexual one, reminds me of Benny Hill or Monty Python doing porn would be like. Not sexy or erotic, kinda bizzarr and funny. By the way nice review Pat.


05-30-12  08:42am

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pat362 (373) REPLY TO #1 - Cybertoad :

Whoever is inside the suit must be in great health because the heat inside those suits gets high in a short amount of time. I think they created the site for the plushie market because that's the only people who will be able to enjoy the scene without laughing. The premise is kind of dumb and the finger pointing and grunting make it a joke. I agree with you that there is a Benny Hill/Monthy Python feel to the scenes. I could have seen those guys doing this but without the hardcore sex part.

Luckily most of the other sites are much better.

05-30-12  08:57am

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AFS Media Ltd (4)
Thank you for sharing. This site was created more for the sake of exclusivity and uniqueness, though it's a porn site in "toys" niche. It's quite understandable that not all members can enjoy it, but "furry" lovers do exist)
08-27-13  01:37am

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