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If you had to trade porn for something else, and you could only pick these vices, which would it be?

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Submitted by Cybertoad (104)
Booze & or drugs 8% 3 Votes
Strippers 28% 11 Votes
Hookers 36% 14 Votes
Gambling 0% 0 Votes
Watching TV 23% 9 Votes
Go cow tipping once a week 5% 2 Votes

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39 Votes Total

Oct 3, 2011

Poll Replies (27)

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graymane (33) Okay .....
Booz don't tempt me anymore, and I'm already into drugs -- that would be the feel-good variety for pain. Others are tamer and address a multitude of my remaining health problems.
Strippers? They're out because it's usually lookey-but-no-touchey for them ...so Hell, that ain't no fun.
Hookers are a good choice ... but my legal-an'-tender won't stretch that far.
Gambling robs your character and your money... plus it's too adictive.
Nix the "cow tipping" cuz I couldn't fathom a clue what it is,
That leaves TV....which I'll sub for using my computer for other purposes.......an' no, ain't gonna sneak over to the porn sites.

10-03-11  04:57am

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lk2fireone (196) I picked cow tipping. But I'm not sure if once a week is enough.
The human male has urges that require satisfaction.

10-03-11  07:06am

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AlexMercer (2) I hands down chose hookers. There really isn't anything close to fill the same spot in my desires. I don't see how cow tipping would be an adequate substitute, but i guess to each their own. If prostitution were legal in my area, i probably woudl have already made the switch, lol.
10-03-11  07:23am

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Denner (235) I'm just with graymane on this one.....well spoken!
10-03-11  07:52am

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mbaya (366) I would chose strippers. I know I can't touch, but hookers are just too mechanical for me.
10-03-11  08:01am

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pat362 (375) I've never been a huge fan of booze and I tend to limit my drug use to Aspirin for a headache and a decongestant when I feel a cold coming. I grew up in the 70's but somehow skipped all the interest in pot. I think cocaine gained in popularity in the 80's (at least that's what I got from watching Miami Vice) but I also chose to skip that band wagon. I think Ecstacy was the drug of the 90's but I had reached a quater century so rave parties wasn't really all that interesting to me.

I never felt comfortable in a strip club because I was always affraid to meet someone I knew or worse know the stripper.

Prostitutes was never something that appealled to me. I've never been able to get the idea out of my mind that I'm the 8 guy this young lady is having sex with. It's like knowing that the Big mac you are about to eat has already been chewed on by 7 other guys.

Gambling is only worth it when you know you are going to win. Therefore it's not worth it unless you own the casino.

Cow tipping is an urban myth told to city folks that don't know any better. You can always try it but you may find out that Betsy although a slow moving bovine weighs a lot and if she steps on your foot well your foot isn't going to forgive you.

That only leaves TV. I assume that I can't watch porn on my TV and that would be too bad but I caould find plenty of movies and Tv shows to keep me occupied for a very long time.

10-03-11  08:58am

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Capn (28) Needs on 'Other' option. ;0)

Cap'n. :0)

10-03-11  09:10am

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REPLY TO #7 - Capn :

errr ... "other" would kind of be contrary to the "and you could only pick these vices" part.
10-03-11  09:14am

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Capn (28) REPLY TO #8 - Khan :


How about, 'None of the above.'

Cap'n. :)

10-03-11  09:24am

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PU Staff
but the premise of the question is ... "If you had to trade porn for something else"

Hey, don't blame me, I didn't come up with the question. ;)

10-03-11  09:33am

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messmer (137) What graymane says so eloquently! Is watching TV a vice though?
10-03-11  10:03am

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jberryl69 (Disabled) ok, I agree about TV not being a vice but I have to say a hooker isn't a vice - just an expensive expense.
10-03-11  12:20pm

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Wittyguy (105) If there was no porn think of all the bandwidth that would become available and all that former porn money waiting to be gobbled up. I'm all in on cow tipping, the next internet sensation and international sport. Don't forget about the bikini girl cow tipping leagues either.
10-03-11  01:36pm

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manholelover (24) What's "cow tipping"? Not a phrase I've ever heard here in the UK....
10-03-11  03:40pm

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rearadmiral (388) Hookers, or more accurately, escorts, for me please. And I'm basing this on an assumption that if I ever encountered something so catastrophic that it caused me to have to give up porn that it would also make be really rich.
10-03-11  05:50pm

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REPLY TO #14 - manholelover :

Cow tipping ...

Judge for yourself.

10-03-11  06:11pm

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turboshaft (24) Hookers, because I am hoping that they know a thing or two about accessing the other vices--save, hopefully, for the cow tipping...

I also figure that all the other vices offer the least amount of return on your money, so chose your investments wisely, and why not chose the oldest job/investment known to humankind? ; - )

10-03-11  10:03pm

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gaypornolover (38) I guess strippers are the closest thing to porn, so I'd pick them!
10-03-11  11:41pm

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BadMrFrosty (56) I'll take all of the above please.
10-04-11  12:36am

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manholelover (24) REPLY TO #16 - Khan :

Makes me want to rush out and find the nearest cow....Thanks!
10-04-11  09:06am

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adamSpec (1) I had to pick strippers, it's something that the wife and I both enjoy but haven't done in a while :)
10-04-11  10:02am

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tangub (155) Well i kind of got into subscribing to porn sites for entertainment because i figured the average porn subscription costs less than i'd probably spend on 1 night out in the pub with the added bonus that it would keep me entertained for a month and i won't wake up with a bad head the next morning because of it, so i guess if i had no porn i would probably slip back into my old boozing habits particularly at weekends.
10-04-11  10:35am

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dracken (246) None of these would really fit into the same niche as porn for me.

Strippers come close, but you can't save, catalog and discuss particular strippers with people on-line. Also it would cost a lot more than a few subscriptions to sites.

I'd probably get a lot more into video games or comic books or some other entertainment like that.

Hookers is the only one that I don't think I'd get into, too expensive and risky (it being illegal in the US and what not )

10-04-11  04:30pm

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Capn (28) REPLY TO #10 - Khan :

I wasn't. :0)
10-04-11  11:29pm

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RustyJ (145) Probably TV of the options available. Not that I'd really do it. Maybe video games or more music.
10-06-11  09:50pm

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slategrey (13) TV (but would you really consider it a vice?)
10-17-11  08:23pm

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lawless (6) I choosed hookers, but who should trade me hookers for porn? If you have an idea... :)
01-10-12  05:53pm

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