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Do you approve of the huge-sized vibrators that seem popular in porn recently?

Type: General

Submitted by lk2fireone (196)
Like 24% 11 Votes
Dislike 49% 22 Votes
Don't care 20% 9 Votes
The bigger the better 4% 2 Votes
Other 2% 1 Votes

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45 Votes Total

Apr 28, 2011

Poll Replies (24)

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otoh (54) Perhaps I'm just a prude, but these extreme/giant insertions don't really do anything for me. Being able to... would surely mean... oh, you get the idea.
04-28-11  01:24am

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Drooler (220) You mean like that white one with a thing at the end with a blue stripe on it that looks like the top of an AWAC surveillance plane? (Different color, though.) I call it "Mr. Microphone."

No I don't much care for any of it, btw. My basic porn concept is different.

04-28-11  02:15am

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RustyJ (145) I thought this poll meant the Hitachi massager they use in many films, not huge insertables. I think they are great as they seem to work. I think they don't usually even have batteries in those normal dildos.
04-28-11  05:24am

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Denner (235) It seems like now even quite a few easteuro-sites tend to those BIG white things (close to the look of the top of an AWAC, like Drooler mentions).

Hate is a strong word, but for this user it's close - they look awkward and out of place between a models legs - not erotic/sexy at all..
Even if it's a favorite model I avoid download with this monster in play...

04-28-11  05:32am

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pinkerton (39) Does nothing for me
04-28-11  05:33am

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pat362 (373) I picked others because I wasn't too sure of which vibrator the poll is referencing. If it's the one we see in most Kink, Teen mega world and many other site then I have no problem with it.
04-28-11  05:59am

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DpornGuy (36) Not crazy about this whole extreme porno thing.. I'm gold fashioned: Hot chick doing her thing, hotness... No need to make everything over the top (clothes, makeup, props, reality, etc).
04-28-11  07:00am

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RustyJ (145) I guess this is the thing we talk about: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand

At least when that thing's in the play, the girls don't look like they are faking it which is great in my opinion.

04-28-11  07:08am

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Denner (235) Thanks RustyJ:

Yes, that's the one.
Maybe we should rename it here:

"The AWAC-Dildo"

(Inspired by Drooler)

Still think it's totally out of place - Dislike.

04-28-11  08:55am

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Capn (28) Don't care for any of them.

Cap'n. :0/

04-28-11  09:17am

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turboshaft (24) REPLY TO #2 - Drooler :

It does look like it has a more serious use than helping people with their orgasms (though that's pretty serious too). Metal detector? Cleaning tool? Multipurpose kitchen gadget?

I can only imagine the infomercial: "It's a pressure washer for your car and house! A shower cleaner for that extra tough soap scum! A Geiger counter for your radon-filled basement! It even helps your loved ones achieve orgasm, regardless of gender! It's over 10 gadgets in one, for only 5 easy payments of $9.99! Call in the next 10 minutes and we'll throw in this travel size surge protector for free!" : - )

I do love how it's made by a giant industrial corporation. Kind of like if GE started making one here in the U.S., assuming they don't already. Then you could also trade stocks in a company that makes sex toys.

04-28-11  01:05pm

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graymane (33) Then there are those that look like an oversized microphone....which I'd go along with if pussies could talk.
Otherwise my answer to the poll question is an unequivocal NO.

04-28-11  03:20pm

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #11 - turboshaft :

Hey, you forgot old refrain, "And if you order in the next 10 minutes, we'll double the offer! That's right, you get TWO SuperTool-in-1 Police-Radar Detector/Ab-Cruncher/E-Zone-Stimulator/Car-Wash Sprayers.

Just pay separate shipping and handling!

And we're not done yet ..."

That made me think of new tag line, btw.

I'll bet the day will come when sex toy companies go public on the exchanges. Right now, maybe they're already trading on the "Pink Sheets" yuk-yuk-yuk ...

04-28-11  04:35pm

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #9 - Denner :

Yes, the AWAC-Dildo! Masturbate with confidence, knowing the air space above you is free of unauthorized aircraft! A MUST-HAVE in no-fly zones! ...
04-28-11  04:46pm

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anyonebutme (14) It's fine. But it gets super weird when the girls go all orgasmic in the scene and you know the vibrator has not been turned on...
04-28-11  06:19pm

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anyonebutme (14) It's also weird when they place condoms over the wand
04-28-11  06:21pm

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BenThruston (11) REPLY TO #8 - RustyJ :

If that's what the subject is about then I can say I love'em

Especially in Japanese porn.

Even own one. For both parties, it gets the job done lemme tell ya.

04-28-11  06:31pm

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RustyJ (145) REPLY TO #17 - BenThruston :

Yeah, we have one too. In my opinion it's way too powerfull for anything but back and shoulders massage that it was originally intended for (I guess). I've been told that even the low setting can be almost painfull.

Fortunately there's a large selection of smaller, rechargeable quality toys available from brands like Lelo and Fun Factory.

04-28-11  10:41pm

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elonlybuster (39) Looks like a microphone...
I don't mind random insertions. My preference is small objects such as pens, candy, brush, etc.
That thing, it looks too confusing to get into.

04-29-11  04:25am

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jberryl69 (Disabled) REPLY TO #12 - graymane :

idk about you Gray but I've heard Pussies talk! You just must have had your ears in the wrong place!!
04-29-11  05:50pm

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jberryl69 (Disabled) In looking at Hitachi ads I came upon this laugh out loud ad -

"Perhaps the most ingenious invention of our time, Blow Guard, designed by a dentist, meant to keep your tender parts safe from teeth. The best thing about the Blow Guard however is the mini vibrating bullet. There is finally a great toy for guys. So basically its a mouth guard with a vibrator."

Personally I like the saddle Sybian organism blaster

04-29-11  06:01pm

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yote78 (5) I like toys of all kinds but I don't like them so big that it becomes a freakshow. That really turns me off.

BrutalDildos.com pushes it (excuse the pun) pretty much to the outer limit, just enough to make it extreme but not freaky.

04-29-11  06:47pm

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slategrey (13) I like the smaller ones better than the large one.
04-30-11  12:36pm

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manholelover (24) They're ok if you're into fisting and the like...of which i'm not, so it's a no no from me.
06-23-11  11:24am

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