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Your gorgeous call-girl arrives ... only she's accompaned by a burley bodyguard, how do you handle it?

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Submitted by graymane (33)
He goes or the deal's off 27% 8 Votes
Put him in a closet 0% 0 Votes
Let him stand outside the door 50% 15 Votes
Outside using listening device 3% 1 Votes
Remain and enjoy the action 0% 0 Votes
Other 20% 6 Votes

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30 Votes Total

Sep 30, 2010

Poll Replies (15)

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Jay G (67) Say, "You've got the wrong room," cause I don't use call girl services. Then go back to my porn.
09-30-10  04:19am

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RustyJ (145) Ermmmm... Not very likely scenario in my life.
09-30-10  05:47am

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graymane (33) Fellow Forum-Posters and Poll contributors:
May I say I never submit anything to the polls that isn't plausible and/or hasn't happened to me.
Current case in point:
It was in Atlanta GA. during the early '80s...I was horny and a friend suggested using a professional call-girl source he'd heard about -- expensive but the girls were beautiful. Three hours after he called there was a knock on my door. Outside was a fashionably dressed Foxy knockout that would grace any glamor magazine one could name.
With her was a guy hauling 18" bicepts and shoulders that barely fit through my door. She introduced herself, and the guy as being her bodyguard. "Some guys wanna get rough", she said.
I responded with: "Would I do anything like that in my own house?" "Besides, does a frail guy like me look like someone you could worry about?"
She agreed and gave Bruno the Bull a fifty and suggested he kill the next hour at a nearby Pub.
The hour that followed in my bedroom will live in ecstasy and jubilation.

09-30-10  08:04am

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Denner (235) He goes or....ect. - my vote.
Keep the gorilla/chauffeur in the car in the street - do not even let him get to the apartment/hotel room........or the deal is off.
Thanks for sharing that experience, graymane.

09-30-10  08:51am

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Capn (28) Quite bizarre.

Never have or would be in that situation.

So I don't know!

Cap'n. :0/

09-30-10  09:03am

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BadMrFrosty (56) Must be an American thing :)

In a previous life I organized guided tours of brothels here in Prague and was often asked by clients to sort out some escort action for them.

Never in the 100+ times that I did that did the girl turn up with a bodyguard. In most cases they would arrive with a driver who would handle the cash but he would never accompany the girl to the clients hotel room.

09-30-10  09:08am

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Drooler (220) Well, isn't that America for you. Even when there is great sex, the potential for violence is hanging around somewhere ...
09-30-10  11:40am

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pat362 (373) That scenario is unlikely to happen to me but I'd simply ask him to wait outside or better elsewhere
so that I don't have someone outside the door who's waiting for me to be through.

09-30-10  06:54pm

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arangon (Suspended) I guess it also depends on the guy's head. If he looks like a bodyguard (unlikely), I would let him stay outside, eventhough my neighbours would probably notice him. But I'm sure he wouldn't look like the secret service, he would probably more look like a pimp, and for me the deal would be off :)
10-01-10  04:01am

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lk2fireone (196) If he stays to watch, then he should pay 35% of the bill.

If he participates, then he should pay 90% of the bill, because I don't think I would be able to perform that well compared to him. But maybe I would enjoy the watching part myself.

Just kidding.

The bodyguard business would freak me out. "Wrong address", I would say, and close the door. Who is going to protect me from getting conked on the head and robbed? That happens in real life sometimes.

10-01-10  09:10am

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RustyJ (145) REPLY TO #3 - graymane :

Great story and thanks for sharing! I wonder if he would really have hung around or maybe waited outside your house. Maybe they should have had those wrist buzzers that some old people wear in case they get in trouble...
10-01-10  09:53am

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graymane (33) REPLY TO #11 - RustyJ :

Thanks Rusty....
I appreciate the kind words. And especially taking the time to express them.
I'm adding a postscript on behalf of your message.

10-01-10  01:49pm

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graymane (33) It really didn't matter to the call-girl what we did with Bruno as long as she felt safe...and she had reason to, being that she's in an unprotected environment with a stranger to whom she knows nothing about, and with the common practice of some men who get-off brutalizing helpless prostitutes always looming.
She's likely been in the business long enough to figure out who to trust and who not. But she was a bright gal....so I figure she was prepared to anticipate any adverse situation

10-01-10  01:59pm

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wishdj (14) Say you have the wrong person. I spend enough money on porn to be bothered about call girls.
10-01-10  06:41pm

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rearadmiral (384) I've never used outcall services, but my understanding is that the goon usually waits in the car when they drop the girl off. I've used incall services a few times in Toronto and have never seen a goon present in the condo or apartment, but he may be there.

To answer the question though, this would be a deal breaker.

10-01-10  07:03pm

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