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Found with which pornographic download would most likely result in your Significant Other blowing a gasket?

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Submitted by careylowell (18)
Pain and humilation 19% 5 Votes
Jailbait of dubious legal age 38% 10 Votes
Piss and scat 23% 6 Votes
Sarah Palin lookalike 8% 2 Votes
Michael Jackson lookalike 8% 2 Votes
Tiger Woods sex tape 4% 1 Votes

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26 Votes Total

May 11, 2010

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BadMrFrosty (56) Only the Michael Jackson one. The rest would most likely result in her blowing something entirely different...
05-11-10  09:10am

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Jay G (67) Needs "None of the Above" as an answer.
05-11-10  10:06am

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GCode (101) I'd probably say Piss and Scat...I mean, pissing may be explained but shit? I just find that strange myself and I can guarantee it would creep most women out.
05-11-10  10:41am

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lk2fireone (196) Where can I find the Tiger Woods sex tapes? I'm curious to see how he performs off the links.
05-11-10  10:42am

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TheSquirrel (53) Am I the only one who finds Sarah Palin rather attractive?
05-11-10  12:57pm

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RagingBuddhist (65) I was going to say the jailbait - til I saw the Michael Jackson
05-11-10  01:51pm

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Drooler (220) I've never heard of Piss and Scat. Sounds like the Manhattan Transfer doing background music for an ALS Scans video.
05-11-10  02:15pm

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slutty (111) REPLY TO #5 - TheSquirrel :

Yeah she's good looking, but as soon as she opens that trap it kind of ruins it... Much like elisabeth hasselbeck.

Where's the tentacle porn? I imagine that would freak out most significant others.

05-11-10  06:34pm

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Wittyguy (105) Why wasn't gay or ladyboy porn on the list, I think that would freak someones gal out the most ... followed closely by S&M and defacation if shes not into that.

As for Drooler's reply, wasn't "Piss and Scat" originally developed by Ella Fitzgerald?

05-12-10  01:04pm

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careylowell (18) REPLY TO #9 - Wittyguy :

Ladyboy option didn't occur to me. Gay would of been listed should I have had seven choices, not the usual six.
05-12-10  01:35pm

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dracken (246) I love my older, busty GF, but my fantasy is having anal sex with petite teens, something I'm not really interested in experiencing in real life, but am attracted to probably because it's the opposite of what I have at home. I don't think my GF would understand that so I make sure all my hardcore porn is well hidden :)
05-17-10  10:01pm

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Gazette Risque (55) I doubt that a Sarah Palin lookalike would be worse than jail bait material in any scenario.
05-18-10  02:21am

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apoctom (145) P & S is just nasty. My SO doesn't even like me peeing with the door open.
05-19-10  09:08am

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