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Would you ever buy PornUsers or TheBestPorn paraphernalia if it were available?

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Submitted by Wittyguy (105)
Definitely 2% 1 Votes
Depends on what it was 16% 8 Votes
Don't know 6% 3 Votes
Nope. I like anonymity 73% 36 Votes
Other / None of the above 2% 1 Votes

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49 Votes Total

Mar 11, 2009

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badandy400 (103) I have been hoping for some shirts for a while now. I believe we discussed this in the forum a few weeks ago. Perhaps if enough people respond to the poll saying the want to buy some stuff the staff might look into it. He can only hope I guess.
03-11-09  12:06am

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TrashMan (Disabled) I'm good, thanks.
03-11-09  12:11am

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Wittyguy (105) REPLY TO #1 - badandy400 :

Yeah, this has come up in the forum before so I thought I'd toss it out as a poll question. I would buy stuff it was tasteful in regards to clothing. If there was something like a coffee mug or something similar that you don't tote around in public everyday I'd probably snap it right up.
03-11-09  12:27am

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Drooler (220) Well, you'd never see me out in public with a Porn Users T-shirt or bumper sticker. It would be, in a sense, "suicidal," especially in these times when everyone's luck is on thin ice.

A board game would be fun. Chance cards could raise or lower your points with "You've won $50 in the raffle!" or "Someone just gave you an anyomous 'no' in trust ratings," or "Jenna Haze has surreptitiously contacted you by email to arrange a private meeting," etc.

03-11-09  01:57am

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Jay G (67) Unfortunately, living in a rich and very Republican area, I'd be hung from a nearby beautiful old tree if I wore an "I like Obama" T-shirt. While, I bet many of my neighbors enjoy porn in secret, the more "evangelical" would evangelize me, tarred and feathered, on a rail, if I sported your wonderful t-shirt. Sorry, I'm a coward.
03-11-09  05:18am

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elonlybuster (39) I like you guys and all, but I get enough looks as it is from the shirts I already wear.

BUT I'd LOVE to see a teacher wearing something with "PORN USERS" on it lol

03-11-09  07:20am

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Monahan (42) Don't know. It depends on the item and the message.

I refuse to wear anything with blatant logos like LaCoste or Nike unless I get it free. Why should I advertise the brand of something that cost big bucks in the first place?

On the other hand, I have no problem with coffee mugs and similar stuff if it's tasteful. (My favorite mug these days is "I suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Shit.") That's tasteful, isn't it? :-)

03-11-09  08:20am

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lk2fireone (196) I really like the "Nope, I like anonymity" choice. In fact, I'm considering changing my name to Anonymous Smith. Or maybe Anonymous Jones might be better. America should stand up and salute the Anonymous among us, and maybe nuke everyone else. I saw Watchmen yesterday, and if they can wipe out Los Angeles, then I should be able to retaliate in turn.
03-11-09  08:35am

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TheRizzo (23) I don't think I would, but depending on the design I could be swayed I am sure.
03-11-09  11:22am

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Wittyguy (105) REPLY TO #4 - Drooler :

Oh, I like the idea of the PU board game. You get penalty cards that say you didn't read the reviews before joining a site or get sent to "PU Jail" by Khan for being a nasty poster in the forum. I assume the ultimate goal would be to amass the most points and win big raffle money and trust scores?
03-11-09  11:44am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #10 - Wittyguy :

Yeah, the most points, big time raffle money, Marina/Euphrat, ETC. ;)
03-11-09  03:18pm

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badandy400 (103) Well damn it!

It does not look like T Shirts are fairing too well at this point. I am pisses off at you guys! :)

I do understand not wearing it in public. Imagine wearing one out on night and the next day at a job interview the lady asks if you where the jackass wearing it.

The would be great to wear around home of to a friends football party. Hell, might get a response from the college crowd, like me.

Perhaps this summer I will come up with a few designs and ask the staff if it would be okay to have them printed for myself. Hell if anyone elseis interested we could have several printed, it usually does not cost much to have a second or more printed. It is just the first one that is expensive because of set up. I guess we will just have to see.

03-11-09  07:18pm

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exotics4me (463) I wouldn't have a problem wearing a t-shirt with TBP or PU logo on it. I'm usually in California or Florida, Florida might freak out in the northern areas, but shouldn't be a problem at all in California.

We see people wearing funny sexual shirts all the time. This girl was buying some gas, when I noticed her bumper sticker, "My other car is a Sybian" to the more obvious shirts "Yes, those are boobs and they are real" to the ever funny liberal crossdressing men, "Real Men Wear Crotchless Panties" and my favorite of all, I saw a man, probably 70 or older with a shirt on that said, "College Girls > Viagra"

03-11-09  08:51pm

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lk2fireone (196) REPLY TO #13 - exotics4me :

"We see people wearing funny sexual shirts all the time. This girl was buying some gas, when I noticed her bumper sticker, 'My other car is a Sybian'".

That would be considered an inside joke. I believe very few people would have any idea what a Sybian is. Obviously some kind of foreign car, Korean or what not.

03-12-09  09:46am

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turboshaft (24) REPLY TO #6 - elonlybuster :

That sucks, I get looks for some of the shirts I wear too, and they are only related to music, not porn.

I am still more on the anonymous side of wearing a PU shirt, as American culture is still way too hung up on fashion. I really do not care what people wear, as long as they are comfortable, but if I was to be offended by something, it would be a logo of a large corporation (pretty much any would do) or even a government organization, long before any band or porn site.

03-12-09  01:31pm

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elonlybuster (39) I have no problem with talking and joking about porn, but there's a few people I'm not as open with and the last thing I want to do it run into them wearing a shirt that says "Porn Users". You guys are cool and extremely useful, but I do like to some somewhat anonymous
03-12-09  04:41pm

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PinkPanther (46) No offence to PU, but I don't buy much paraphernalia - seems like a waste to spend money on The Best Porn paraphernalia when I could be spending money on porn or strippers - lol
03-12-09  07:26pm

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