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mbaya (364) 08-26-08  11:51am
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Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: -Great price through TBP.
-She is truly gorgeous. Definitely my personal favorite as far as looks.
-The site claims 68 DVD's, 338 hours, and 307GB on this site alone, not counting the network.
-Part of a network of 1336 DVDS, 838 hours, and 17134 GB.
-NO DRM or download limits.
Cons: -Ridiculous navigation. Each video has its own page and then pictures and downloads are on that page. No visible download option, so you have to hit "see video" and then the video and picture options come up. No easy way to search either.
-Most of the videos are either not including her, or are non or only partial nudity. I hate behind the scenes, interviews, lame photo shoots, etc.
-Most of the sex scenes are with her husband Spyder Jonez. Hate his tattoos that cover nearly every inch of his body. Big turnoff.
-Two options for downloading videos: best quality and just ok.
-No option for downloading just clips. I love to save the last part of very long sex scenes.
-Not supported for download managers. I have three and none of them work. Very time consuming tedious manual downloads.
-Pictures are all less than the best quality screenshots, with no option for zip downloading.
Bottom Line: A very big disappointment. Considering how much I like her, it takes a lot to make me feel that this site is not worth joining. She has so many videos, but very few on this site that are worth space on my hard drive.

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Denner (235) Another serious/fine review from mbaya.
This Tera Patrick-site is a part of - among others - a "joint venture" with Devils Film. So all along the deal is good when you take the other sites in consideration - maybe even in the middle/high 80th...
But concerning this quite new site at the co-join, Tera Patrick is lower - score-wise - in my opinion.
Too much older stuff, but worse: In most of the new videos she gets fucked by a weird looking dude with more tattoes than your average biker and even meaner looking.
Well, like Willie Nelson says: "Ladies love outlaws..." - but it sure aint pretty....(to watch, anyway).

08-26-08  01:15pm

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mbaya (364) REPLY TO #1 - Denner :

Thanks for appreciating my effort. The guy with the tattoos is her husband Spyder Jonez. I also hated him and mentioned that. Lower than 70? I think at that level it doesn't matter if we don't agree. If it is really cold, does it matter if its 50 below or 75 below?
08-26-08  02:27pm

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Denner (235) REPLY TO #2 - mbaya :

Hey mbaya
No - when I wrote "lower" - I meant that Tera Patricks site should be lower than in the mid/high 80th which was meant for the "whole deal" at Devils Film...
Maybe a little clumsy put from me - bottom line: agree with your score for Teras site - and BTW: what I really liked - among others -at Teras site - was some of her solo-videos and especially the interaction/pov or is it virtual (forget the right english term)....
Anyway, no big deal....
About Spyder Jonez: That's were Willie Nelsons words "Ladies love outlaws" really goes - strange...

08-26-08  02:38pm

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exotics4me (463) I seemed to like the site a little better by itself and network as a whole. When I read your review, I had no clue who Spyder Jonez is. I knew him more by his real name, Evan Seinfeld, as lead singer of the hardcore rock band Biohazard. Believe it or not, Evan is actually a really quiet, nice person, and even harder to believe, he is a small guy in person. Only about 5'8" 180 pounds. Tera is the first beautiful model to go for the tatted up guys, check out the beautiful Sky Lopez's husband. Seems like he said he has over 100 tattoos and towards the end of her porn career, all of her hardcore sets were with him. The good part, Evan doesn't seem to influence Tera that much, where as Sky's husband has her getting tattoos now, last time I saw a video of her she had probably a dozen or so now. Go over to youtube sometime and put in the words, "Biohazard rock" and check out Evan in his band from the 90s.
08-26-08  06:40pm

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ace of aces (179) short and usefull that`S how i like reviews..sadly we only get a "good" from them :(
08-27-08  04:05am

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