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If you found a box full of top quality Porn DVD's and the owners phone number with it, would you

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Submitted by JBDICK (20)
return them immediately 30% 17 Votes
watch them then return them 44% 25 Votes
lose the number and keep them 25% 14 Votes
call the police lost property 2% 1 Votes

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57 Votes Total

May 1, 2008

Poll Replies (19)

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Drooler (220) As a porn user, I know how utterly inhumane it would be to deprive another of their porn. I'd have a devil on one shoulder, but the angel would win.
05-01-08  12:47am

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mr smut (42) REPLY TO #1 - Drooler :

On the other hand who would be stupid enough to loose a box of high quality porn DVDs? I might return them but first of all I'd view this stuff that's for sure because having my hands on fresh porn makes me curious :-)
05-01-08  03:48am

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Drooler (220) Even had anything stolen from you? It didn't mean you were stupid, did it?
05-01-08  04:21am

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littlejoe (23) i wouldnt return them. imagine how embarrassed the person would be getting porn returned to them

tho my 1st choice would be not even touching them

05-01-08  04:22am

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Denner (235) Funny poll here, JB.
And yes, guess I'd check out what was in the wad of dvds - of curiosity - and then call the the unlucky guy to return them. Like the Drooler - we are pornusers and ought to respect some POOR guy who lost his collection - and do the decent thing!

05-01-08  06:28am

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Toadsith (48) "High Quality"? lol, are they gold plated? Eh, I'd call the poor bastard and tell 'em to come pick up the box 'o porn.
05-01-08  08:14am

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Wittyguy (105) Get with program people, this is the 21st century and we download these days, we don't "buy" over priced dvds. I think the most humorous way to resolve the situation would be to call the number and leave a phone message like "If you are the owner of Ass Gapers #67, Cum Drenched Twats #12 and Sado-Slave-Chained Boys and can identify the rest of the materials I just found, I will be happy to return your belongings." Hope the poor sap doesn't have a family voice mail box.
05-01-08  11:25am

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DivBZero (13) It really doesn't matter if its porn or not. Its only honest to return it.

It would need to be done with grace and no fuss so there's no embarrasment.

05-01-08  01:00pm

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Lionheart (47) Return it what goes around comes around, I believe in karma
05-01-08  01:35pm

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JBDICK (20) i lost my collection once. i had to hide it from a new girlfriend and left it with a friend...no quite the same but made me think of this poll...he shared the collection...back in the good old days...140 VHS 3 hour videos, lovingly taped from various Porn Satellite Channels...

When I asked for them back he said, sorry mate...my room mate found them and they've disappeared...I was very sad so based on the affect this had, in this situation I would definitely return them, but would review them and rewind all the tapes instead of leaving them at the place where that crucial moment is...

One I lost and I never found again was Star Virgin with Kari Stark...Boo Hoo!!

05-01-08  02:51pm

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badandy400 (103) I have lost a bit of porn many years ago, so i could understand the person wanting it back. Personally if I found it I would have to at least look through it though, might find a DVD I would like to get myself. I would have to call the number and carefully ask if they lost it, you never know if the person who lost is the one that would answer the phone. WittyGuy says to call them out on it and tell everyone, which would be pretty funny but could really hurt someone though.

I would want someone to return something of mine if they found it. On the other hand, who leaves their phone number on their porn collection anyway?!

05-01-08  07:54pm

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Wittyguy (105) REPLY TO #6 - Toadsith :

Toadsith wonders what "high quality" is. The answer is that these dvds must the archievally processed porn that is going into the Pornusers time capsule to be unlocked by some future explorer who's going to wonder what primitive beasts we are for not having sex robot orgies on a daily basis.
05-02-08  12:04am

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jd1961 (95) REPLY TO #1 - Drooler :

When I was 10, my friend and I found my brother's secret Playboy stash! We took it to his mother (!) and asked her what to do! She said to put it back, so I guess I would return it!
05-02-08  05:00am

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Denner (235) REPLY TO #13 - jd1961 :

I really liked this one from jd - his mother must be a decent human beeing.
05-02-08  06:12am

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Toadsith (48) REPLY TO #12 - Wittyguy :

Ah the sexbot, how I wait for thee.
05-02-08  09:03am

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05-02-08  09:06am

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Monahan (44) REPLY TO #11 - badandy400 :

Andy makes my point. If a collection like this had a contact name easily visible, my suspicious mind would kick in and wonder if it was a set-up of some kind.

I would call the number very cautiously and do some verbal dancing to be sure it's a legitimate "If Found Please Call" note.

But if there is doubt, I will only go as far as reasonable to track down the owner. Then it becomes a "good find."

05-02-08  09:58am

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nygiants03 (162) I wouldn't mess with another mans porn collection. I would return it because I do not believe in stealing. I don't really watch porn DVDs anyways.
05-02-08  11:02am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #13 - jd1961 :

Makes you wonder what Mom really wound up doing after you put it back. Did she grab your brother by the ear and give him what-for before making him incinerate it before her very eyes? Or did she just let it be?

Either way, she didn't involve the younger jd, so she wasn't making an example of the brother. That's the sign of a parent who's sensitive to the relationship and to the brother's feelings. (Applause)

05-02-08  11:41am

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