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JBDICK (20) 04-04-08  02:39pm
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Status: Was a member approx. 2 months prior to this review.
Pros: ALS SCAN. I'm sure ALS is the real reason the internet took off back in 1998. DOWNLOAD SPEED - fast. GIRLS - awesome. QUANTITY - too much, like a kid in a candy store. Brilliant. I've never seen some many happy vegetables. If I was reincarnated, I would like come back as a cucumber on an ALS photoshoot.
Cons: Why do they assume that we want to start the pleasure of our viewing with the girls already naked, already sitting down/lying down, dildo already lubed up. Where's the foreplay, these girls should be wrapped up in sexy outfits like the best presents under my Xmas tree. I'd like to see them walking around in those ridiculous heels that Porns Stars must wear (Ding Dong), with skimpy clothes on, desperate to do their dirty/sexy strips, but we never have any of that. Is there no appreciation for the good old stage by stage - get you exited yadda yadda yadda approach. Sometimes you do feel like you've walked into a Gynecologists surgery. Exact repeating theme does get monotonous
Bottom Line: The models are amazing. I know I've made some criticisms above,, which makes me sound like a spoilt child, but hey, why go and get some of the most beautiful models (and there are a lot on the site) and not take full advantage of them. And on that note. It would be nice to see a bit of hardcore on this site. A lot of these girls do hardcore, and with ALS HD quality DVD you'd be blown away.

My bottom line is, awesome girls, theme a bit too repetitive but you can't get bored with something until you've over indulged, and for every dollar I spent on my alsscans subscription was VERY well spent.

This is a site I know I will join again and again in the years to come.

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pat362 (375) Hi JBDICK. I was curious to know if what you see on the preview pages is all available in photo and video? The reason I'm asking is that there is a note at the bottom of each models page that "scene release order is based on members request" Does that mean that you don't get everything???
04-12-08  08:54am

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JBDICK (20) REPLY TO #1 - pat362 :

Hi pat362

you don't get everything because ALS has one of the largest collections on the planet but you do get a massive amount of material...and the quality is some of the best.

The site is a simple two dimension...click on model info on the left of the preview page. that list is accurate as it is the same list inside. For each of the girls, you have an average of 3-6 photoshoots and between 1-6 vids. Some of the newer vids, maybe 50-100 of them are HD, a single scene can be 1 GB. The vids are taken at the time of the photo shoot so if you like the photos you'll like the Vids...In the vids you'll see things that are normally not in the photos like the girls lubing up ready. The thing I wish they'd do is animate their scenes a bit. Get the girls to dance strip or just walk around with Camera following...they tend to go straight to the bed,sofa legs behind their ears, with the honary toy buried where the honey grows...

I think the release relates to the Vids generally because you tend to see the Photo shoots then that gets the members to request the vid. There is a lot there and you will feel like you've overdosed when you've been looking at it for a while. the format is very repetitive. Having said that while I was there I downloaded over 140GB of vid, 40%/60% split for HD / DVD. If you like the girls in ALS Photo shoots these are Vids you need...just be ready...I wasn't and when I saw what was available I did feel like a kid in a Candy Store...

I have yet to try ALSANGELS because I do want to get some of Jade's stuff when she was still fit and that sister site holds the elite of their model stable...

Have fun, but buy some blank DVDs you're gonna need them

04-12-08  10:57am

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pat362 (375) REPLY TO #2 - JBDICK :

Thanks for the info. I've been tempted a few times because they have some truly gorgeous looking girls on there.
04-12-08  05:50pm

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