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Denner (235) 01-05-08  02:39am
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Great price - not so great content

For the price of a beer I could not resist.
But I do not find the deal so great, anyway. Been at Markham a couple of years ago and not much have changed: mostly old stuff and most non-exclusive.
A lot of the videos are poor quality - the same goes for the photo-sets.
But ok, if you are a little nostalgic, $2.95 might be well spend - and you spare your liver from that beer...and I only went for the 3-days thing, so no review from this PU

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Drooler (220) Frank Zappa had a song called "Titties and Beer," but this is titties OR beer.

Enjoyed your comments!

01-05-08  03:35am

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Denner (235) REPLY TO #1 - Drooler :

Hey bro!
I dig Frank Zappa, but, man - that's a song I did not know - gonna check that on out pretty soon - I like the title - great reply.....

Well, Bro - just found the the song on - yeah, where else: You Tube on video ........ and great, the late Zappa did his thing here in dealing with the Devil - thanks again for this fine input....also music-wise!!!!

01-05-08  09:19am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #2 - Denner :

Hey, that's great! I got turned on to Zappa way back when I was about 14 (Hot Rats, Burnt Weenie Sandwich, Grand Wazoo, Overnite Sensation, etc.).

There's one on there that I recommend to all Porn Users. Just search for "Zappa Penis Dimension." It's a 1971 live performance shortly before 200 Motels, which has it with orchestra, was released. It's a bit slow to start (bit of interview with Zappa and then the band get ready), but once it gets going, it just gets funnier and funnier! Back in the days with Kaylan and Volman as lead singers.

01-05-08  01:16pm

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WeeWillyWinky (88) REPLY TO #3 - Drooler :

Zappa was amazing, though his symphonic stuff was way over my head. His kids are pretty talented as well. Dweezil and Ahmet (sp?) have a great band. Can't remember the name at the moment, but I saw some good vids on YouTube. "My Meat Mailbox" is a great song.
01-05-08  09:58pm

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #4 - WeeWillyWinky :

Another Zappa fan, awright! Agreed, some of the symphonic stuff is really arcane. Well, Edgar Varese was a big inspiration, and if you've heard any of that, well, easy listenin' it ain't! I can go about as far as the Studio Tan (album) stuff and really enjoy it, but that's about all.

BTW, for a really great live performance of "Montana," check out his concert in Sweden in the early '70's (YouTube). Great extended guitar solo, too!

01-06-08  12:43am

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Denner (235) REPLY TO #5 - Drooler :

This is getting non-porn - and that's just great, folks.
"Montana" from Over-nite Sensation is fantastic:
"I might be movin to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss"

Man, I - also - like the studio-album a lot.

Take care out there, Zappa-friends.

01-06-08  08:14am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #6 - Denner :

Denner, and WeeWilly, it's great that you're so familiar with Zappa.

Montana is a hilarious song, allegorical to the myth of the American frontier, and quite a challenge too: "I'm riding a tiny horse, his name is Mighty Little, he's a good horse, even though

he's a bit dinky to be slappin' a big saddle or blanket on anyway."

That last line is a killer!

Well, to get back to the porn angle, there's Half a Dozen Provocative Squats (from 200 Motels):

Out of the shower she squeezes and pops
Brushes her teeth
Slips a little deordorant spray up her twaaa-ahhhh-AHHHH-aaaat

01-06-08  08:24am

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Denner (235) REPLY TO #7 - Drooler :

Well, just once again, folks - here something which is both music and porn. I have everything with David Allan Coe - and this guy has made some of the best outlaw-country there is (especially 1974-1982)
But this is a part of a u-tube thing where he's doing some heavy/dirty songs from his 2 albums that was banned all over -almost:


(See part 1 and 3 also)

good sunday to y'all

01-06-08  09:00am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #8 - Denner :

Hey, Denner, I'd never even heard of this guy! Very candid discussion. No beating around the bush with the lyrics, either. Thanks!
01-06-08  10:28am

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WeeWillyWinky (88) REPLY TO #9 - Drooler :

I hope the admins are taking note of this. See, we DO need a forum!

"You are what you is
You is what you am
You aint what you're not
A cow don't make ham"

The above is from memory, so it might not be exactly right.

01-06-08  07:30pm

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #10 - WeeWillyWinky :

I got de crystal ball!
01-07-08  12:44am

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