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Space aliens have landed on the White House lawn; How long before you are back to watching porn?

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Submitted by careylowell (18)
I wouldn't stop 52% 11 Votes
A day or less 5% 1 Votes
Several days 19% 4 Votes
Weeks 5% 1 Votes
Other (see comments) 19% 4 Votes

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21 Votes Total

Apr 4, 2014

Poll Replies (15)

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Msg # User Message Date

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jberryl69 (12) Seriously? Why stop since it might be the last time you do anything alive!
04-04-14  06:14am

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turboshaft (24) REPLY TO #1 - jberryl69 :

I second jberryl69's comment; might as well get one more in before you're incinerated by one of their high tech death rays (if they can travel across galaxies then they must have death rays).

Aliens landing at the White House reminds me of Independence Day, and if I remember correctly they destroy most of the major cities including the one I'm living in now.

04-04-14  08:19am

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Wittyguy (95) Probably give it a few days rest and then I'd have to start adding tentacle Hentai porn to my "mainstream" collection ;)
04-04-14  02:15pm

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LPee23 (13) We'd probably be fucked if this happened. Honestly, aliens with the capability for interstellar travel could want little from us but our resources. Benevolent aliens who wanted to study us would not make their presence known. Advanced civilizations meeting primitive ones has almost always been a disaster. I'd definitely get one off before shit hit the fan.
04-04-14  05:55pm

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graymane (31) Reminds me of my encounter ....

Driving down an isolated road, sometime back in 2010, I suddenly sensed this weird foreboding.
Then, all of a sudden there were some rotating lights emanating from a huge disc-shaped craft hovering above my car. I pulled over, after which I lost consciousness.
I awakened strapped down onto a padded table, and was getting a blurred vision of some weird creatures assembled around me. About then a telepathic voice uttered sounds that I interpreted as saying: "we are what you earthlings call Martians, and we're here on earth to extract cell samples from the brains of healthy sex addicts.
Then I sensed another Martian nearby, who interrupt the first one by saying: "No, Zonko, that's "pervert"...I think that's the correct term to use." Angrily, Zonko shot back: " How dare you, Axlerod, correct me in the presence of this mere, ignorant Homo sapien!"
this caught me off guard: I yelled out: "wait-a-minute, who're you fat-headed weirdos calling ignorant...and watch the Homo stuff?"
I didn't stop there: .."And why's your head so big, with those funny-looking bulging eyes...and your mouth, where the hell is your mouth?"
Zonko's huge forehead immediately developed protruding blue vains (I could tell he was mad).
Just then Axlerod chimed in: "now look what you've done, Zonko! You've gone and got our specimen all excited."
"Would you shut the hell up and let me do my extraction procedure", Zonko wailed.
After some more heated exchanges the two began flailing their little arms at each other in what appeared to be a fist-fight.
Immediately the two were carted out of the examining room, by whom I perceived as security personnel.
Shortly thereafter, I was addressed by somebody who looked like a senior attendant: "I'm sorry, he said, "they're interns and competitively doing this all the time."
"Anyhow," he added, 'I've concluded your brain's too old and addled to serve as a cell donor, We want younger and healthier men who're really avid perverts."
"But I AM a pervert," I said; and a darn avid one at that."
"No, you simply won't do,' said the Senior examiner...we're sending you back.
"I wanna know why I'm not an avid pervert," I blurted out...'Hell, man, I'm an active member of Porn Users for crying out loud."
"Odd you should mention that," he said...'Our research department have observed there's a limitless number of perfect specimens in that outfit, and we're going after them one-by-one."
The next thing I knew, I was seated behind the wheel of my car with the motor still running.

I think the man means what he says, guys...I'd stay off those lonely roads if I were you

04-04-14  06:10pm

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Capn (28) REPLY TO #5 - graymane :

Nice story, G.

You should post that as a thread inthe forum, so more folk see it!

Cap'n. :0)

04-04-14  10:35pm

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Cybertoad (104)
There have been Aliens in the White house 6 years.
Come on Biden has to be an Alien, every picture he looks like he is going to eat someone.
And Obummber is obviously under some kinda alien mind control, a 2 year JR senator becomes president ? Sounds like Alien mind probes are a foot.

Oh stop whining, you can't put WH in a poll and not get some ribbing. Stop being so over sensitive. Ya you ! :-P

04-05-14  08:16am

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nineinch (8) I don't know about aliens in the Whitehouse, but Graymane's story got me to stop surfing porn until I could stop laughing.
04-05-14  03:33pm

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graymane (31) REPLY TO #6 - Capn :

Thanks, Capn.... as usual, your thoughts are always highly appreciated.

I did run this story, already, on a thread I posted about a year or more ago. However, seeing this poll's subject matter being so closely related, I couldn't resist bringing it back.

If you think I wouldn't be bending the rules repeating it in another thread, it'd be my pleasure to run it again.
What'da'ya think?

04-05-14  05:46pm

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Khan
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REPLY TO #9 - graymane :

no problem with our rules
04-05-14  06:19pm

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careylowell (18) REPLY TO #7 - Cybertoad :

Lincoln just a single term congressman before he was elected.
04-05-14  06:55pm

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turboshaft (24) REPLY TO #7 - Cybertoad :

A part of me hopes that Hillary Clinton stays away from the 2016 presidential race, if just to get Joe Biden to run instead and hear some more of his priceless gaffes. He's like that uncle at Thanksgiving who's had a little too much to drink...except he's the Vice President.

"Big fucking deal" indeed! :-)

04-05-14  07:46pm

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Cybertoad (104) REPLY TO #11 - careylowell :

This is true, and Lincoln
Was the Republicans first elected president.
And the first to strike down the slavery of Democrats.
I stand corrected men can do great things with no experience.

04-06-14  06:27am

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Capn (28) REPLY TO #9 - graymane :

I think it would bear a repeat, for those that missed it on the first go around.

Cap'n. :0)

04-06-14  11:54am

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Drooler (218) I can think of a title for this: "The Day the Wood Stood Still."
04-07-14  03:33pm

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