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messmer (137) 05-24-11  02:47pm
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Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: Beautiful British Girls who like to address you personally in dirty language .. a nice, naughty touch.

Many of the sets and videos contain models in erotic lingerie, very much a plus for me.

Softcore only with the occasional Lesbian scene mixed in.

Pictures and Videos are available for download. Picture sets are available zipped.

Regular updates, with the photo sets having the advantage.
Cons: This site has not kept up with the times. The very latest picture sets are quite nice at 2000x3000px, but the best videos are still regrettably at 720x540 wmv with a total bitrate anywhere between 1700 and 3000, and one does not have to go back very far to run into picture sets that display at only 2000px or even 1024px.

In 2007 I praised this site for the latter, now it's hopelessly outdated.

Search engine that is praiseworthy for giving one so many choices in one's search is actually quite inaccurate. Just one example, I searched for one of my niches "hairy" and got mostly "shaved" models as a result.

Normal downloads through the browser are extremely slow for me. However I got respectable speeds when downloading videos through DTA.

Cluttered home page.
Bottom Line: You have no idea how much I want to like this site. After all, who could resist British models talking dirty while getting rid of their clothes, or a set of pictures that really takes its time when it comes to stripping down to the bare essentials (well, not always bare), but two things aggravate me, a) that they have not kept up with the times when it comes to videos and b) their horribly outdated 5 bonus sites.

What makes things worse is that only one bonus site "Suburban Sluts" allows downloads while all the others contain either streaming only videos, or they are picture sites without the zip option forcing one to download each picture laboriously one by one. But even the "Suburban Sluts" videos and pictures are so outdated that no one would want to download them anyway. Their last update must have been years ago. So, forget it when it comes to bonus sites.*

*Just noticed that the two picture bonus sites update to this day. However, no zip, so useless to most unless they have the proper "tools!"

Same as last time I won`t judge this site for its bonus content but am disappointed that they have not discovered HD yet.

I will nevertheless recommend it because there are enough videos and photo sets of erotic value to be enjoyed, even though the clarity in full picture, on my monitor, is not exactly mind blowing.

And I do like girls talking dirty, especially when they wear nice lingerie! I`ll just have to get used to watch them in a smaller window where the picture is quite crisp.

Since the updates are so slow in coming I would recommend a one month subscription only.

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tangub (155) Interesting looking site, I just took the tour and like the look of many of the models and the fact they seem to dress in sexy lingerie a lot...think i'll add this to my short list. Thanks for the review.
05-25-11  04:15am

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #1 - tangub :

You're welcome, tangup. If the video format doesn't bother you you will find this a good site. I like it a lot.
05-25-11  12:45pm

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mbaya (364) I have thought about joining this site eventually. However, your description as to the behind the times quality turns me off. Thanks for the review.
05-25-11  03:04pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #3 - mbaya :

I would have preferred better videos myself, mbaya, a more competitive site would have at least 720p movies available, so I am practically forcing myself to like the more antiquated format because the material comes so close to what I am looking for. :-(
05-25-11  06:31pm

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tangub (155) REPLY TO #2 - messmer :

I'm never that bothered about the videos, i join sites primarily for the photo collections. I assume there's not too many fake tits in here being supposedly amateurs?
05-26-11  08:56am

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #5 - tangub :

There might be some fake tits but I haven't come across any yet, or if I did the job was so well done that I didn't notice, tangub.
05-26-11  12:06pm

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otoh (54) Thanks for the review, messmer - another one for my shortlist too. I've been leaning towards pictures lately, since the insipid BGM on most softcore videos turns me off... but if there is some dirty talk to the camera, that's a different matter!
05-27-11  12:22am

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #7 - otoh :

The dirty talk is practically their "trade mark," otoh. So if you don't mind that (I like it) you'll be okay! :-)
05-27-11  10:12am

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