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messmer (137) 04-24-11  09:55am
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Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Updated: 04-28-11  03:10pm  (Update History)
Reason: The longer I am a member of this site the more I appreciate its qualities. Raising score by Two (2).
Pros: A large selection of very beautiful models from Europe and North America.

Impressive photography, mostly solo or g/g. Available in approx. 930x1400 px, Normal Resolution and 2200x3500 px High Resolution, zipped. Slight changes in resolution from picture to picture. Enormously large sets giving you the choice of keeping only the very best.

Most recent videos are in HD format in 720p dvx and mp4 format, as well as the extra large videos at 1080p wmv. All are downloadable!

Streaming is also available for previews or watching the whole video on-line if you so desire. Streaming picture is HD and very clear as well. I experienced no buffering problems.

Speed of download was also very good for me at 3.5 MB/s. This was for a single file through Firefox's DTA. Normal downloads through the browser downloader were much slower but still around 600 KB/s but as a plus this way of doing things seemed to allow multiple downloads.

Nice bonus material (auditions, blogs, bts etc.)
Cons: Huge picture sets will require a large amount of time to prune. I never thought I would consider a set containing approx. 300 pictures a con. Well, it isn't really - see above under pros, but some of you might be a bit more impatient when it comes to downloading or editing a 500 MB picture set so be warned.

I desperately want a search engine for this site. You practically have to go from update (arranged in chronological order) to update to find something that fits your taste.

Model directory is in alphabetical order but it would be nice if the pictures of the models contained the dates when her sets and videos were published. This would prevent the frustration of finding a beautiful model and then realize that her pictures are not High Resolution and her videos are split up into various parts .. something most of us aren't interested in nowadays unless we collect the complete works of a model.

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Bottom Line: It would be nice to be able to go to a point where publishing HD videos and HR pictures first started and work one's way up to the present from there.

Close attention is required when looking at the updates themselves, some are an invitation to rate sets, some are bonus material from other sites, some are masturbation videos or g/g videos, some are picture sets, but there are also videos of photoshoots .. something I dislike heartily, but others might enjoy.

Because I didn't pay attention originally I downloaded a hefty HD file (g/g content) expecting hot action and found myself listening to the distracting remarks of the director as he gave his instructions for the shoot. I don't like to have my illusions destroyed. But, as I said, some might like that sort of thing.


This is a well-respected, well run site that offers top quality material. I did not see one single unattractive model, I'd even take the ones they had to reject during their auditions. Most would be between 18-25 in age.

The material is shot indoors, as well as in more exotic locations. Lovers of glamorous videos and picture sets will be well pleased.

There is also the added eroticism of a bit of kink. Fisting, insertion of large objects (mostly dildos), peeing, some public exposure scenes. Good stuff for most.

I also loved the fact that I did not come across one single pair of enhanced breasts. They MIGHT be there but I didn't come across them. This is so refreshing when compared to most sites!

I am adding my usual plaint, and yes, all of you who know me knew it would come:

I wish they featured some mature women, and I wish that their models would wear more than the bare necessities. Sometimes the girls don't even wear those, because I very seldom came across a bra or even a pair of panties during many of my spot checks of the picture sets and videos, but then I shouldn't go to a site like this one and expect it to be something it wasn't meant to be.

You can't expect to find cougars in a cubs' playpen.

After all this site is not meant for lovers of a leisurely strip by mature women but for those who revel in beautiful young, glistening bodies, and for them ALS SCAN does its job very well.

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Capn (28) ...and all shaven, no doubt?

Cap'n. :0/

04-24-11  11:28am

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #1 - Capn :

Afraid so, Capn. I am being forced to be more adventurous and go into shaved territory because both my hairy sites have not been quite to my taste lately. Tell the truth I am actually starting to get used to shaved. :-)
04-24-11  12:18pm

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REPLY TO #1 - Capn :

errrr ... you are aware that ALS stands for All Ladies Shaved, right?
04-24-11  12:33pm

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Capn (28) REPLY TO #3 - Khan :

Exactly! ;0)
04-24-11  12:51pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #3 - Khan :

Yes I was fully aware of this, Khan, but as I explained to Capn I have run out of interesting hairy sites so I'm branching out. Also, to my surprise, I am actually getting used to the bare look! :-)

PS. Don't be surprised if I end up in a teenie site next, anything is possible these days!

04-24-11  01:41pm

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REPLY TO #5 - messmer :

memmmer, sorry if I confused you. My reply was to Capn. His comment about them all being shaved made me wonder if he was aware of the ALS meaning.

Again, sorry to both of you if I added any confusion.

04-24-11  01:55pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #6 - Khan :

Not a problem, Khan. :-) Especially since I just noticed that your reply was addressed to the Capn! It is I who should apologize for not looking before I leaped! Boy you guys are tactful! :-)
04-24-11  02:12pm

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rearadmiral (388) messmer:

I agree with you that this site offers some variety other than indoor photo shoots, but people should be aware that this site offers some pretty unique public stuff too. I haven't been a member at ALS Scan for a while, but the last time I was there they had maybe 10 shoots of girls in Europe where they painted 'clothes' on them and sent them out into the streets. These are some of my favorite scenes of all time.

I might be in a minority here, but I like the scenes where you can here the director giving orders.

Yours was a great review of a great site. Thanks for adding it.

04-24-11  08:37pm

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slutty (111) Excellent review messmer, haven't been back here in a while, probably should at some point...
04-24-11  10:35pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #8 - rearadmiral :

I agree with you about the unique stuff, rearadmiral. I mentioned the publice exposure scenes under kinks because I came across two hot scenes within hours of browsing the site. So far I am very pleased with this site because it isn't just the same old, same old even though on the surface it doesn't really look like anything I might enjoy. But I do! :-)
04-25-11  09:49am

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #9 - slutty :

Thanks, slutty!
04-25-11  09:49am

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rearadmiral (388) REPLY TO #10 - messmer :

Some of the ALS stuff I've downloaded remains among my favourite scenes. I'm a big fan of the site. I suspect that I'll take another membership there soon.
04-25-11  05:11pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #12 - rearadmiral :

I thought of you when I came across those public nudity scenes, rearadmiral. Outstanding! If I have one complaint it is that I come across too many shower/bathtub scenes, I normally don't care for those even though I must say that ALS manage to make some of them hot.
04-25-11  05:19pm

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greg909 (2) REPLY TO #2 - messmer :

I, too, checked out this site recently since it gets good ratings here (and like messmer says, there are so few natural pubes sites that one is forced to these shaved-like-window-dummies" sites to get any variety.)

Anyhow, to give ALS some credit, a lot of the images are quite good quality. But the thing that struck me the most was that every single model (aside from all being shaved) has almost exactly the same figure and face. Sure, some are brunettes and some are blondes, but as I looked back through their catalog, I kept thinking that I'd already seen each new model because they are all interchangeable. So boring! This was pretty much confirmed in a couple of sets called "Prague Auditions" (or something like that) where the site posts models that auditioned for the site, stating which were rejected or hired. It seemed that only the ones who fitted their tiny range of looks got through... and all the ones that I found interesting and a little different got rejected.

Oh well, nice if you like that exact look repeated over and over, but it wasn't for me.

04-26-11  01:53pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #14 - greg909 :

Well, you are right and you are wrong, greg909. I would agree when it comes to picture sets, as good as the quality is, but when it comes to the videos the personalty of the girls really shines through and you look at them as distinct individuals.
04-26-11  04:24pm

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rearadmiral (388) REPLY TO #13 - messmer :

I'm with you on the shower/bath thing. When I joined ALS I did it mostly for the public stuff. There was enough of it there that I was completely satisfied even though I didn't download a lot of material.
04-26-11  06:40pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #16 - rearadmiral :

I am completely satisfied myself, rearadmiral, because I found lesbian videos that I like very much, plus the public stuff you mention. Just got finished downloading some of the videos where the model goes for a stroll clad only in body paint. Neat!

Through the Prague public stroll I also discovered a breathtakingly beautiful model, Blue Angel, who is making me forget mature for a while. :-) I stopped being discerning when it comes to her videos and am downloading everything I can. I had forgotten how much I love puffies. She has a sunny disposition as well.

04-26-11  06:56pm

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turboshaft (24) Great review Messmer! It can be a very hefty site in terms of disk space, not to mention the hours spent ogling the videos and pics. They have also been one of the fastest downloading sites I have ever subscribed to...so you can spend more time watching instead of waiting.

Loved reading this comment: Tell the truth I am actually starting to get used to shaved. In the words of the Emperor from Star Wars, "Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side!" [Evil laughter]. : - )

04-28-11  01:46pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #18 - turboshaft :

LOL. It is a hefty site indeed, turboshaft and I have made full use of the download speeds to add tons of videos to my stash. Time for a new external drive! I really find myself surprised by this site, it contains so many elements I usually don't find all that attractive: shower / bath tub scenes, outdoor shoots, behind the scenes material, and I ask myself what did I ever see wrong in these things because ALSSCAN is doing a really great job of producing exciting material.

As a matter of fact, I am tempted to up my score a notch or two. And just what's wrong with shaved? I love shaved! :-)

Oh, yes, I also had forgotten all about my love of "puffies" until I subscribed to this site. Between the videos of Faye Reagan and Blue Angel I can gorge on puffies! Now I will have to find a web site that features puffies! I wonder if there is such a thing? :-)

04-28-11  03:07pm

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rearadmiral (388) REPLY TO #17 - messmer :

The public videos with body paint are really fun to watch. Those are all favourites of mine.
04-29-11  08:26pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #20 - rearadmiral :

Yep, I got them. :-) I found the one with Blue Angel the most exciting because she became an instant favorite the moment I laid eyes on her! I normally don't collect models but I got every scene she is in plus most of her photo sets! And she's under forty!!!! I'll have to rethink everything! :-)
04-30-11  09:48am

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rearadmiral (388) REPLY TO #21 - messmer :

Imagine that! You being attracted to an under-40 woman. If I keep the pressure up maybe I can turn you into a complete pervert who ogles the 18-22 crowd! You can never have too many perverts you know...
05-01-11  12:14pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #22 - rearadmiral :

LOL. I'm ogling, I'm ogling! I guess I'll take a walk over to Nubiles to see what they have! :-)
05-01-11  12:21pm

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rearadmiral (388) REPLY TO #23 - messmer :

Because of this chat we've been having, I watched a bunch of ALS stuff again just to remember how good it is. And it is good. One scene I remember getting a laugh out of starred Lexi Belle and another girl I can't remember. It was a photo shoot where the director gives them instructions (I like that) and at one point Lexi was on all fours and the other girl was using a dildo on her. The director said to the chick holding the dildo "Kiss her ass" and the chick gives him this hilarious look as if to say "No freaking way!" Then the director clarifies by saying "Just kiss her ass cheek." The reason I found that so funny is because I know what my reaction to that command would be! The next direction would be the director telling me to get my face of Lexi's ass because no one will want to see a bunch of pictures of the back of my head.

So the moral of the story is this: if you're a photographer and you want me to kiss Lexi Belle's ass, don't worry about having to ask twice. The problem may be in getting me out of there...

05-01-11  12:30pm

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Roister (0) An absolutely spot on review. I agree completely on the issue of the videos of the photoshoots. They are a real turnoff. I would be interested if someone disagrees with me.
I think they key to the picture sets is to download them then create a separate folder for copies of the best ones. I think some of the HD sets can be larger than 1 Gig per set, but I cannot think of better quality photographs on the net. I actually emailed Alex, the photographer, asking what equipment he used. He replied the same day stating it all came down to lighting. He did not go into any further details.

11-07-12  07:36pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #25 - Roister :

Thanks a lot, Roister. I am glad you agree because I am annoyed no end when I watch a video where you can hear the whirring and grinding noises of the camera lens shutters throughout the whole scene. Some actually like it so I am happy to have company!
11-08-12  12:41pm

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