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Gazette Risque (55) 05-18-10  08:13am
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Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: * A website focused on funny facials
* Very cute girls
* Videos available for streaming in FLV and download in WMV HD, MPG HD, WMV and MPG. Also available; Video to Go DVD-CD, iPod, iPhone, PSP and Xbox.
* Galleries are archived in zip-files and are High Res. Also available are screencaps. Also zipped
* Date is mentioned with every update
* Gives access to the entire network
* Ability to save your favorites, on the website for easy access in the future.
* All exclusive content
* One of the few websites that uses a gigantic fake penis which shoots gallons of fake sperm
* Same girls as on the other websites in the network (this is also a con)
* A one-man bukkake fest!
Cons: * Same girls as on the other websites in the network (this is also a pro)
* Acting is terrible, yet better than the other websites within the network. (except for CumshotSurprise.com obviously)
* They try to lure you onto other websites with links in the navigation menu. Also, on the entire network.
* The videos are actually from an older website, CumshotSurprise.com. But they just moved them to a new website.
* They use a fake penis and fake sperm
* Most of the "sperm" is being dodged and not swallowed
* Just like the rest of the network, every video is pretty much the same. Except for the funny reactions to a real surprise cumshot. These are indeed hilarious at times.
* The website is filled with advertisements which keep reloading the page.
* They advertise with the site as if it's new. The content is old, atleast a year.
* Haven't seen an update since February 8th, 2010. That's over 3 months of silence.
Bottom Line: LOLcumshots.com is a website which focuses on funny, fake cum shots. The website was launched November 23rd, 2009.

PornPros might be most famous for their use of giant fake penises. In this case the giant schlong is yet again the main attraction. It spews gallons of fake sperm at the girls while they are having sex or playing with each other. Sometimes the girls aren't aware of the oncoming wave of white goo and this can make for a very funny "cum shot".

It's just too bad they haven't updated for well over 3 months now. But I think I know why...
All of the videos are actually older videos from the website CumshotSurprise.com. Obivously they took out the, in their opinion, funniest ones and put them up here. Together with new upload dates.

Now, the dates aren't really a lie as they have been uploaded at those dates to this website. But the videos are well over a year old! So anyone who has had a membership to PornPros in the last year might have already seen these on CumshotSurprise.com!
Sure, we all get what they're doing. Trying to create a new website without having to make new content. Trying to get more customers by offering more sites. But they are tricking the old customers into thinking they actually did make new content. And sure, it's easier to get the funniest ones now, but still... Make the people aware that this is old content and stop tricking people.

On to the rest of the site. Well, there's not much to tell really.
The website looks like any other PornPros website. Riddled with advertisements, repetitive videos, bad acting, bad writing, but with a well functioning search engine. When you open the website through the homepage, it opens in a new window, opening a dating website in the current window.

The galleries can be viewed online or downloaded as a zip-file and the videos can either be downloaded or streamed. It's all download manager friendly, which is a plus.

With only 12 videos to offer, I wouldn't recommend joining PornPros over this site. Especially if you've been a member since January, 2009 because none of the content is new and chances are you'll experience a déjà vu. But if you happen to want to subscribe because of other websites within the network, the videos are still sort of funny to watch.

But keep in mind that PornPros just proves again and again to be unethical. Creating sites such as these and not to forget the sheer amount of advertisements on a website you paid for.

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