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slutty (111) 05-06-10  09:26pm
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Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: -Very attractive eastern-euro women
-Decent variety, mostly hardcore content but there is some solo content and a little bit of lesbian
-Good video quality, 1280x720 4500 kbps high end, 1152x648 4000kbps was the worst I saw.
-Zip downloads of photosets (when there is a photoset available)
-Download managers work, although the site doesn't let you stay logged in for long so both the ones I tried timed out after an hour or so.
-Small watermark on videos and photos
-Has a forum, but it is not active.
-Photo quality is good when photosets are available, 2600x1700
-I don't know that the content is exclusive, but I haven't seen it anywhere else (although curiously I have seen some of the thumbnails used for model photos elsewhere)
-Updates about 2-3 times per week
Cons: -Download speeds are inconsistent, often poor. 150 KB/s was the worst I saw, 800 KB/s was the best.
-No bonus content
-Price a bit high for this sized site these days
-Camera work is mediocre
-Navigation isn't very good, no search function
-Smallish site, 130 models, 226 total scenes at time of review
-Most scenes are video only. Some have actual photosets, most only have screencaps.
-Pretty much a gonzo site
-Video only available in one size and one format (wmv)
Bottom Line: This site is pretty good if you are into eastern euro women, particularly doing hardcore scenes. However there is a fair amount of anal and both anal and vaginal gaping action, which I'm not too fond of.

I didn't have any experience with customer service, so can't comment on that. Didn't post in the forum as it appeared dead. Billing for me was through Epoch.

The site design is pretty simple, there are five tabs: Home, Models, Scenes, Favorites, Forum. Models are browsed on one page in alphabetical order only. Logins time out relatively quickly, although not as bad as some sites.

The models are definitely attractive, many of the typical younger eastern-euro models you see around these days. There are definitely some scenes worth keeping if you are into young athletic ladies.

If the site were slightly larger and fixed some of their download/navigation issues I would probably more highly recommend it. At their current price with no bonus sites, I think you can get much better value from other teen sites, and there are certainly plenty of other options.

Probably worth joining if you are into a specific model, there are some good Barbariska, Lukava, and Sasha Rose scenes here as well as some other models I had never seen before. However, if you are on a tight porn budget, not too into hardcore/anal, or a photo fan this probably isn't the best site for you.

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BadMrFrosty (56) Good review, this has been on my "to join" list for a little while now. Little put off by the slow downloads, has it improved at all?
05-11-10  09:25am

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slutty (111) REPLY TO #1 - BadMrFrosty :

It seems to have improved a bit, but it is still a bit hit or miss. Seems to be worse during certain times of the day.
05-11-10  02:20pm

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Nookiemonster (1) Good review Slutty, pretty much on point with everything. Just a few points to add.

Download speed is still inconsistent but it's better since the site has launched, IMO. While all videos featured are "HD quality" (1280x720) in WMV format (there were a few FLV format... strange), I would like to see AVI formats and maybe slightly smaller resolution sizes (just for easier downloading).

This site would be pretty stellar if the price were just a bit lower AND it had some bonus content... it's weird, the company behind Smackmybitch also has 8-9 other "model-centric" sites under its belt. Would've made sense to include a few of those in the membership. Anyhoo, good review Slutty for a pretty decent website featuring fairly hot Euro performers in some great sex action.

06-19-10  10:04pm

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