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Pinche Kankun (0) 05-20-07  05:01pm
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When I first started watching porn, you guys were the first adult films I watch, just cuz of all the very young beautiful hot girls with the innocent look!! I love their cute little ass and petite little frontal bodies!! The sex scenes are rock hardening!! But the one thing that always breaks my concentration is the cumshots!! I don't care what those other viewers say about how good a facial cumshot looks, I am not interested in watch a man jerk his beef off into a girls face!!! First of all, when that occurs, all you see is the girl's face and his meat stick!! NO PART OF THE GIRL'S BODY IS SHOWING!! Second, when I am having intercourse with a girl doggie-style, and her jiggling gorgeous ass is all on up against my body, that is where I am going to place my cumshot, RITE ON HER ASS!! I CANNOT NOT STAND FACIAL CUMSHOTS AND THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY AND THERE ARE SICKENING!!!

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nygiants03 (162) some would beg to differ
05-20-07  05:15pm

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) REPLY TO #1 - nygiants03 :

If that means some would beg me to agree with them on having facials... YOU CAN FORGET IT!!! Reason being is, for example, CELINA CROSS, I'd probably last like 15-20 minutes having sex with her doggie-style before I just can't hold it anymore and blow like the biggest load all over her butt and her back because she has the most rock hardening lines right under her ass cheeks!! AND I AM ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU LIKE TO SEE HER COMPLETELY NAKED POSING STANDING UP AND SHOWING HER CAMELTOE!! You try saving a stock pile for like a week and have sex with her doggie-style with one of her legs lying straight on the bed and one bent, stroke it slowly from the back, grab her cheeks and wiggle gently while you are still inside her love hole, YOU'D BURST A FIRE HYDRANT TOO!! I DON'T GET IT!! How do you have sex with a really really really hoooooot woman like that and have time to get up off of her and walk over to her face, beat the crap out of your meat and drip drop over her face?!! ARE YOU NOT AROUSED BY THE SHAPE AND FORM OF A WOMAN'S VULUPTUOUS BODY?!!! One more thing before I conclude this, I am exhausted in seeing the same old men doing the same thing that most viewers don't really like! It is a real remote control thrower!! If I was in the porn industry or had my own, I would honor the right kind of cumshots and have these highly gorgeous women take stand up naked showers, especially those asian and latina women because they have such pretty little whatnots and they look so rock hardening and arousing covered in soap, and I would pay all these women good!! I TELL YOU, I WOULD ROCKERFELLER OTHER GUYS OUT OF BUSINESS!
05-21-07  11:17am

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nygiants03 (162) REPLY TO #2 - Pinche Kankun :

there are cum showers in porn, it is called bukkake. It is considerably more hot then watching facials, i agree. But in order for that to happen there has to be a gang bang, and usually only porn stars agree to do shots like this. I guess facials are more about the expression of male domination and erotic humiliation. I personally find when a girl swallows cum, it is especially hot. But everyone has there own thing. Some like facials, some like pearl necklaces, bukkake, creampies, its all a matter of preference.
05-21-07  11:45am

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) REPLY TO #3 - nygiants03 :

Okay, alright, true that!! However, there are scenes I have seen where you can tell that how good the girl felt to the guy by how hard he shoots his load and her body gets showered by him alone by a weeks worth of cum saved up or something, NO GANGBANG, just because she was so absolutely gorgeous and she probably was so tight to him, THAT'S MY IDEA OF AN EROTIC CUMSHOT!! That stimulates my imagination as to what would happen to me if I was having intercourse with that girl!! If it indeed is not a facial only website/DVD, there should be at least 2 scenes out of the 4,5 or 6 girls you have in that episode where they get there frontal bodies or their backsides smothered in cum immediately after immediate withdrawal of the guy's whatnot!! There is an OVERLOAD OF FACIAL CUMSHOTS AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS REQUESTING THAT... OH WAIT A MINUTE... There is a certain type of facial cumshot I really do like... That is when, and going back to how the girl makes the guy feels too good that he shoots not cums, you see the action down there and witness it when he withdraws from her love hole and shoots so hard that his load reaches her face, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO MOVE AN INCH!! THOSE ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL AND EXTREMELY AROUSING CUMSHOTS... TRUE TO THE EYE AND WILD TO THE IMAGINATION!! It is actually one of my greatest fantasies... To have intercourse when a pornstar woman that will just turn your meat stick into a supersoaker!! I am sure you will agree!! I am sorry folks. Out of all due respect, my purpose in life is to dispute the imbalance between facials and body cumshots, and I have my popcorn and pizza ready for the timespan it will take to get these industries to listen to reason!! Good Luck and please keep replying... I LIKE THIS!!
05-21-07  11:43pm

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nygiants03 (162) REPLY TO #4 - Pinche Kankun :

Oh I finally get you, I know what you mean. It is stupid when the guy cums hardly any with maybe 1 or 2 little spurts. It is more erotic when the guy shoots a load mroe like Peter North then a 13 year old boy. I mean this dude is fucking this hot chick and all that comes out is a few dribbles then there is something wrong with that video. Its like he had to cum on command or something. I do know what your saying. How much the guy cums should have to do with how good he was pleasured, but not with most porn videos today.
PS- Im not gay, or bi or w/e.

05-22-07  07:15am

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) REPLY TO #5 - nygiants03 :

Don't trip!! I know you are not gay!! That was just a defense because my duty as a critic of odd porn is to MAKE A HUMONGOUS BIG DEAL on retarded cumshots!! There was a scene with Lexi Mathews and some guy and towards the end of the scene they were doing it missionary style on a bed and this is what she said, "When I told him to come in my mouth, he got up and shot it all over my face... AND HE DID!! And you can tell by the cumshot he launched that she felt extraordinary to him!! I mean it was a strong enough cumshot that it reached her face in a massive amount and I bet you that a lot of it got all over her tummy, tits, her vagina... AND HE DIDN'T HAVE TO MOVE AN INCH FROM WHERE HE WAS HUMPING HER!! The problem with that cumshot scene was it was at an angle were you could only see his load impact her face... YOU DID NOT SEE HER ENTIRE VULUPTUOS BODY GET COVERED IN CUM!! WHY NOT?!! I would have really loved to see his entire load land all over her because the thing is I am really aroused by naked gorgeous women getting cum covered by a really horney, don't get much sex man, naked women showering, and/or just stand up posing for the camera James Bond style completely naked!!

Good Looking out on the reply!! Keep it going!! I have to get this s--- to as many porn industries as possible so to at least get a balance between facial and body cumshots, PLLLLLLLEEEEEAASSEEE!!!!

And keep this in mind, YOU GUYS WERE MY FAVORITE INDUSTRY: Your girls are so young and innocent looking, it drives you wild!! It is especially rock hardening when they lay on their backs in missionary style position and look so sexy and innocent while doing it, then receive a massive load all over them in the romantic dim lights you guys like to utilize!!

05-22-07  09:52am

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