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Wittyguy (105) 12-10-08  10:19pm
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Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: + 22 sites and growing of exclusive hardcore content
+ No DRM, No DL limits
+ Multiple daily updates, nearly 2000 scenes throughout the network
+ Good search function across whole network
+ Very good user interface
+ All scenes have vids and pics (pics have zip)
+ Scenes actually have story lines although acting is, well, about average for pornstars
+ 40 bonus sites (nonexclusive third party movie clips, not really worth it but it's there)
Cons: - Pics are a bummer coming in at 900x600
- Video quality is just OK
- Too many pics in sets but they're getting better (new stuff has 700-1000 pics per set)
- 8 of the network sites no longer update
- Some minor technical problems
- Quality is only OK but certainly not amateur
- Smallish opaque watermark but it sometimes gets in the way of the action
Bottom Line: I reviewed this site 10 mos. ago but recently rejoined and I'm re-reviewing as I was too harsh on my initial take. For the uninitiated, this is a large network focusing on the Sir Mix-a-Lot school of porn (big booty and big busts). I'm not really a fan of the genre but there is enough content to satisfy just about everyone: they have big tit, big butt, anal, teen, interracial, schoolgirl and milf content. For those into American girl booty, silicone and tats, it's probably about the best site around for you.

PHOTOS: I'm a photo guy and so all I can say is that you join here for the vids. For some reason, the "Walmart's of Porn" (Brazzers, Newsensations, RealityKings, NaughtyAmerica -- they make their money on volume while the quality is spotty) all seem to go small with the pics (900x600). You get too many landscape shots here with a lot of dead space (hint, turn the camera sideways and zoom in a bit more). What is frustrating here is that some sets have random 1350x900 shots so they obviously know how to make them. Some shots are a bit grainy and out of focus but overall they are OK for the size.

VIDEOS: Vids come in WMV, Mpeg1, Mpeg4, and Ipod/psp formats and have a streaming option. The vids are not hi-def and come in clips or full length. They average about 30 min. long and are about 300-400 megs in size. Screen size is 640x480. Sort of like the pics, sometimes they get too much "dead space" in the shots but for the most part they are well done and entertaining with no talking camera men (yay).

I would say this site has the best user interface I've seen on a porn site. You can rate each scene and post comments. They have a "personal favorites" function too. There is a user forum with a ton of postings although it's mostly "Beavis & Butthead" level commentary. There are discount (tastefully small) ads for other sites with good prices. There is a very good search function with multiple search options available.

I did have some small technical issues: a few browser crashes, some sets had pics that didn't match the thumbnails, some dead links and pages that wouldn't load but most of these were overcome.

As an aside, I was happy to see Nicole Sheridan come out of retirement for a hot new scene here.

I'm scoring this site an 86 for two reasons. The main issue is quality. Like I said, Brazzer's has the Wal-Mart mentality of porn: they produce a lot and have reasonable membership fees with frequent discounts but they skimp on the quality. They're getting better but still have a ways to go. With HD vids and hi-rez pics, I'd put a score of 90 or more on this site. The other reason is that it does get a bit stale. A lot of scenes seem alike, performers appear in multiple genres, and the girls they use are usually not top shelf "hottie" talent.

Like I said, there is enough here for most anyone to get their money's worth for a month. It's not the best site but it's certainly worth a membership to check it out.

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apoctom (145) Wittyguy,

Great review. Very detailed and thorough.

I have a question about the site's content. When I visit the preview pages, I see some girls with "[ANAL]" attached to their name. Obviously that means it is an anal scene. My two questions are: are all anal scenes marked this way or do some lack the tag? Also, how many anal scenes are there?

Thanks in advance.

12-11-08  07:37am

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Wittyguy (105) REPLY TO #1 - apoctom :

Thanks for kudos on the review. I just looked and it appears that there's about 320 anal scenes throughout the network. They do a pretty good job of tagging as I don't recall seeing any anal scenes that didn't have the tag but, then again, I don't look at every scene. Either way, if you like it backdoor they do have a good amount of material for you.
12-11-08  11:54am

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apoctom (145) REPLY TO #2 - Wittyguy :

That's what I was hoping to hear. Thanks again.
12-11-08  11:56am

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badandy400 (103) REPLY TO #3 - apoctom :

Brazzers is not shy about using any hole it can find on the girl! They use the same women a lot, so if she does anal in one scene she usually is willing to do it in another.
12-11-08  04:27pm

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