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If you subscribed to a MILF site and found video clips of your mother would you...

Type: General

Submitted by JBDICK (20)
watch them and cry 0% 0 Votes
not watch them 64% 30 Votes
just cry 17% 8 Votes
confront her 11% 5 Votes
show your father 0% 0 Votes
watch them and ... 9% 4 Votes

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47 Votes Total

Apr 25, 2008

Poll Replies (28)

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jd1961 (95) I hate the whole concept of "MILF". I wouldn't watch if your mother was in it.
04-25-08  12:17am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #1 - jd1961 :

Yeah, the MILF idea sounds like Oedipus Legit -- outwardly craving someone else's mother while secretly thinking naughty thoughts about one's own.

I'd never go for a woman just because she's someone's mom. And all of the poll options are non-sequitur in my case, so I my party affiliation doesn't allow me to vote on this one.

04-25-08  01:48am

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Toadsith (48) People get to hung up on the actual meaning of the abbreviation "MILF" - for the most part, it is just in vogue right now. The term "Mature" is out. Something else will replace MILF in time.

As for my response if I found my own mother on a Mature or MILF site? Laugh and laugh and laugh - because I'd know she was only doing it for kicks as she sure as shit doesn't need the money.

04-25-08  08:08am

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) For this reason, I don't like renting MILF porn, because I feel as though any woman over 35-years-old does not need to be in porn unless she looks just too wonderful and her child iz like 2-years-old. No way will she know I know she does pornography!!! :D
04-25-08  08:58am

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JBDICK (20) not a bad result on the poll so far...

100% not watch them

I would never want to know but if I did no I would not watch either. Obviously there are people in this world whose parents do porn which is scary...
personally I'm not in MILF, and I agree with everyones replies so far...

04-25-08  10:29am

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Wittyguy (105) If my mom was on a milf site I know there would have to be something pretty seriously screwed up in the world ... kind of like imminent rapture and we're all doomed to hell ... in which case I'd have to say "GO MOM".

I agree with Toadsith in that the whole milf thing is a big fad. I wonder though, not being into gay porn, is there such a thing as a "Filf" (father I'd to to f***)?

04-25-08  11:05am

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messmer (137) My age excludes me from that one but I do wish they'd replace "milf" with "mature" again. I have no particular desire to fam but like the fact that life has written a couple of pages on a model's face and body. All those flawless clones get to me. So, three cheers for mature.
04-25-08  01:56pm

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Goldfish (67) Yikes!
04-25-08  02:17pm

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Toadsith (48) REPLY TO #4 - Pinche Kankun :

Hey Pinche! Welcome back! :-)
04-25-08  07:47pm

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Toadsith (48) REPLY TO #6 - Wittyguy :

According to some pop-culture t-shirts and an episode on Brazzers, the term you are looking for is DILF (as in Dad I'd Like to Fuck). I am totally unaware of the status of this term in the gay community though - hopefully someone can chime in on that.

EDIT: LOL, Porn Users answered the question for me. Apparently DILF is a gay porn site, so I guess the term IS alive and well in the gay community!

04-25-08  07:49pm

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Toadsith (48) REPLY TO #7 - messmer :

Cheers to that! I do prefer the term Mature as well - Cougar would be my second fav - though perhaps that is just because I like the idea of the so called Cougar (and that it has no bearing on the status of the woman's offspring).

Maybe Porn Users needs to create the next term ourselves?

How about: Sagelet

04-25-08  08:03pm

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exotics4me (463) What I never understood about the MILF term when compared to Mature is that a MILF realistically can be 18. There is a really sexy woman at my work that has a kid, she is 20, having a kid qualifies her as a MILF.

And if my mom was in one, I would call her and be like, "Damn MOM! Give me 50% of the cut and I won't tell grandma, can you also send Eve Angel or Anetta Keys to me?" just kidding guys. That is a really hard one for me to answer, my mom is in her mid-60s.

04-26-08  01:04am

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) REPLY TO #9 - Toadsith :

Good looking out, Toad man! I guess I couldn't stay away. I was still checking out the polls and well ... ::groan:: They are still obnoxious!

I came back as PINCHE KANKÚN II (The new prototype), however Khan punished me for that. So I must use this account. I only did that becuz I thought PINCHE KANKÚN was dead, because his arguementive attitude got him nowhere. I wasn't suspended, I just quit. :D

04-26-08  10:40am

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) REPLY TO #6 - Wittyguy :

My new style at PornUsers now is not to intervene in conversations anymore... but this reply is Serious American Pie material!

The battle of the porn sages goes between Toad Dawg and the Wit man... You two dudes are fuckin' funny! :D

04-26-08  10:56am

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) OH... The one answer selection this poll was missing is this one: Send in an envelope to the porn industry a picture of your middle finger!
04-26-08  11:06am

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #11 - Toadsith :

How about "well-aged" like a good wine?
04-26-08  12:54pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #12 - exotics4me :

You said it! A MILF could be anywhere from 18 - 40+! Doesn't make sense unless it's meant to speak to some latent Oedipal urges!
04-26-08  12:58pm

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Toadsith (48) REPLY TO #13 - Pinche Kankun :

Don't forget to stop by the forum - it is rife with topics of discussion, lots of interesting commentary. I spent the better portion of last evening writing up an article of sorts on my views about reviews, the function they serve and what I consider the proper creation of a review.

Check it out and join in - don't forget we can all do nifty Avatars now as well. I think Wittyguy was suggesting an Avatar gallery for the forum, lol

04-26-08  01:56pm

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Toadsith (48) REPLY TO #16 - messmer :

Haha, they also say that for cheese and I'm not sure anybody ever wants to be compared to cheese, :-P
04-26-08  01:57pm

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PU Staff
REPLY TO #13 - Pinche Kankun :

>> Pinche Kankun said, "... however Khan punished me for that ..."

Punished you?!?

Khan did not allow it because we do not allow multiple accounts. You are not the first who has tried to change accounts. Our policy is that you continue to use the original one you created.

Not sure why you're trying to paint me the bad guy. You disabled your account with a bit of a pout and now you're back. We're ok with that.

04-26-08  06:20pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #19 - Toadsith :

Oops, forget that suggestion! :-)
04-27-08  10:44am

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) REPLY TO #20 - Khan :

But you did punish me. I submitted "15" replies on my new account and they all got erased. What a waste of finger power. :D I didn't mean to try to use multiple accounts. I did that because I thought my first was demolished, so I created a new one, only to find out my first account still existed. See, now I know.

My appologizes about the confusion. I didn't try to make you out to be the bad guy. Crybabies are bad with paint anyways. I was only exposing the truth, I did something wrong and got in trouble for it. No hard feeling, eh? :D

04-28-08  12:49am

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) REPLY TO #18 - Toadsith :

I wouldn't know the first thing about that forum. Need orientation and training.
04-28-08  01:02am

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PU Staff
REPLY TO #22 - Pinche Kankun :

>> But you did punish me. I submitted "15" replies on my new account and they all got erased.

Seen in that light, I guess it did seem a type of punishment. I assure you, it wasn't meant as such. If you're so inclined, you could try a cut-n-paste of them so you don't have to retype. And no, there's no hard feelings here.

04-28-08  05:32am

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nygiants03 (162) Its pretty obvious that I would not watch my mom, that is just nasty! I would also be stunned, because my mom
is a very religious woman.

04-28-08  11:31am

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Pinche Kankun (Disabled) REPLY TO #24 - Khan :

Aight, cool. I neva thot uv da cut 'n' paste tekneek. Good eyedea! Now we r big pimpin' here. :D
04-28-08  06:23pm

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mbaya (366) Being older than the milfs gives me a different perspective. Some seem hot to me, some don't. I think women over about thirty lose something that is necessary for the fantasy of porn. I have sex with women over fifty, under thirty is a fantasy. My mother is over 90 so she would seem impossible to find by accident in a porn movie.
09-22-08  03:16am

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ramscrota (12) Nothing makes me vomit more than the thought of my mum in a porno.
02-09-09  04:55am

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