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messmer (137) 03-28-08  11:49am
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Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Updated: 09-26-08  10:31am  (Update History)
Reason: Eight of the bonus sites no longer update. Main reason for downgrading: I am being flooded with Spam since I subscribed to this site.
Pros: Site sticks strictly to its niche. Plenty of real grandmas who look the part, each having at least one high quality picture set (1280x857) zipped and one very high quality video just short of HD.
Recent videos are primarily in wmv format and can be downloaded in whole in a zip file or in segments.

No DRM protection.

Download speed is fast at 1.2 MB/s.

Lusty Grandmas is part of a network. With the first month's subscription 34 other sites are now included catering to every taste. The number of bonus sites will be increased by two every additional month one subscribes while the price drops from $ 29,95 to $ 24.95 after the first month. Both are offered as a loyalty bonus. In addition two HD sites are promised down the road if one stays with Lusty Grandmas.

Amazingly enough in the light of past, bad experiences, the 34 bonus sites one receives seem to be of high quality (no time to test all) with lots of good material and not just low grade fillers to make the network look good.
Cons: The picture sets basically repeat what's on the video. They are of excellent quality but it would still be nice to have a picture set that is different from the video.

Updates come daily but I have problems with them coming in segments over a period of time. It amounts more to one update a week than a daily one, but with so many sites to pick from one never gets bored waiting for the next segment so that's a smallish "con."

Video scenarios are a bit repetitive and hard to understand at times because many of the models are Eastern Europeans whose English is not very good. Some videos even use interpreters.

That dratted security sign-in! Yep, the one that's so hard to make out in most places.

Epoch handles the subscription, which is good, but beware of a pre-checked free trial offer to another site when you sign up. You may not want it!
Bottom Line: In my efforts to get away from the perfect, powdered or oiled, fake breasted Barbies I strayed into new and unfamiliar territory but I must say that I like it because it is so dramatically different.

The models of Lusty Grandmas are not glamorous, they are not MILFs but rather the mothers of MILFs, most could not be called beautiful by any stretch of the imagination, but I like them .. a lot .. and for those of you who like glamor and glitz and nubile, you can always ignore this site and enjoy the other thirty_four.

There is a wealth of good material in them with at least a couple of sites to suit your taste.

This "mother" or should I say "grandmother" site makes it easy to sample some of the material. Go, have a look at the quality of the videos and pictures for yourself as you take their tour.

What you see is pretty well what you'll get in all (most? because I haven't looked at them all) of the sites when it comes to quality.

Another big plus I couldn't fit in above is the fact that no other sign-in but the first is required to cruise this net of sites.

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badandy400 (103) Messmer, careful on the speed rating. The way you denoted the speed it would be faster than a 15K rpm fiber channel hard drive, which most like non of us have. I am assuming you meant KByte/s, but be careful with the difference between KByte and KBit. It is safest to type it out rather than risk confusing people on something as important as speed. Sorry to give you a hard time, this is a petpev of mine! :)
03-28-08  12:16pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #1 - badandy400 :

Sorry about that. I go by what I read and am not a technophile, even though I like computers. :-) This is the reading I got on a speed test a moment ago: 14976 kbps (1872 KB/sec transfer rate) and my transfer rate for the site reviewed always shows as approx. 300 KB/sec transfer rate.
03-28-08  12:50pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #1 - badandy400 :

Just noticed the mistake I made, badandy. It should have been KB, so you were absolutely right. I'll try to go back to see if I can correct things.
03-28-08  01:06pm

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badandy400 (103) REPLY TO #2 - messmer :

So you have a 15 MBit connection, is this at home? That would certainly be nice, I can only get 3 here. Usually bits are used for connection speeds and such and bytes are used for file sizes. I would not call my self all that technical either though :)
03-28-08  02:32pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #4 - badandy400 :

Yep, it's ultra high speed through our Cable Company. They give it to us for quite an attractive price if we subscribe to their bundle of phone, cable and Internet. Of course, high speed's only as good as the site you visit. And thanks for the explanation I never caught on to the difference between bits and bytes. :-)
03-29-08  10:28am

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mr3633 (9) Messmer,
Glad to see your review of this site. Can you advise if the videos are available for complete download in one single file (i.e. can you save full movie with one click)? Are videos available in Windows Media format? Appreciate your insight.

03-29-08  12:22pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #6 - mr3633 :

The vast majority of the videos and picture sets are available for download in one single file. The only exception being the daily update, there one has to wait until all the scenes are in, or download one scene at a time on a daily basis.

But with 160 models you can afford to wait until the update is complete.
And, yes, thank you for reminding me, I've run across some wmv videos, but they are in a definite minority and seem to be mostly the earlier videos on the site, in other words quality is good but not great. Most videos are in mpg with a great picture. The latest are really a treat because they are in the mp4 format. They may not be HD but are nevertheless crystal clear. Only the most demanding would find fault. Hope this helps. Just don't ask me about bit rates etc. haven't a clue about what that even means. Once we have our forum you guys can clue me in! :-)

03-29-08  07:49pm

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badandy400 (103) REPLY TO #5 - messmer :

No problem. I have jealous of that connection though, i am now where near that here! I have found only a few sites that would be any issue with a 15 MBit connection. Most site I have been to in the past year or so will go at least 30 Mbit, and many in the upper 40s.

Does you cable company give you any bandwidth restrictions? Most have a monthly limit, or a some sort of hourly limit based on the time of day. Some of the limits can be pretty harsh.

03-29-08  09:54pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #8 - badandy400 :

Nope, no restrictions. I can go as long as I want, browse as long as I want, download as much as I want. The only thing that might constitute a restriction is that they recently decided to do away with the binary section of their news server. I guess it was being used too heavily. But nowadays most people don't even know what the usenet is so there was only muted protest from the few who did all the downloading of multi-part binaries ... read videos. :-)

And I keep thinking how great it will be to have a forum for general discussion of things exactly like this one, rather than tack our remarks on to a review.

03-30-08  06:40am

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mbaya (366) Although we are about the same age, I prefer some fantasy in my porn. Any age is ok. I feel women are in their prime regarding attractiveness when they are under 30. Women as old as 40 can be appealing though. Women over 50 are just not on my radar for porn, but maybe in real life.
09-01-08  05:46pm

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messmer (137) REPLY TO #10 - mbaya :

Well, mbaya, I must admit that the women of the site are not exactly attractive physically. In general I'm not keen on women under thirty, I'll gladly leave them to the young among us, forty to sixty is fine with me because many women are gorgeous well into their senior years.

This particular site I picked in reaction to all the blandness and sameness found on the average porn site. In real life I would not find the models attractive sexually but what I did find attractive was the fact that they would be willing to pose even though they made unlikely models.

09-01-08  07:05pm

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