Depends on which of the aforementioned I'm closest to and the assurance of my own safety upon making a choice of which action relating to the proximity of the fire the poll question is asking about which is existing.
I know ...... my answer makes no sense to me either.
People keep saying that ...... but I honestly haven't had any problem with PayPal.
Now quite often a porn site will have a number of options for payments initiated by billing processors that doesn't include PayPal.
If its the pay sites who're at fault refusing to accept PayPal, then I would say there's a plausible reason ....... the first one that comes to mind is that PayPal will go all-out ....(on behalf of it's members) addressing conflicts to initiate a successful resolution for those issues that are ignored or go unattended by pay-sites.
This naturally could rub the pornographer the wrong way ....
Because now he might have to get up off his dead-ass and do his damned job.
I would hope a reasonable assumption is embraced by those partaking in a poll matter of this nature, that is mostly put together as somewhat of a lark --- not so much as to overly bad-mouth our industry-webmasters ... (although a respectable number out there do appear to desperately need an attitudinal adjustment) ... but to foster needed attention to the fact too many of them (webmasters) are simply NOT LISTENING.
Turning deaf ears to the pleas of we who are financing their lively-hood to wallow in the lap of luxury.
I don't think I need to expound further on this matter .....cause' I figure my detractors, by now are baling in droves; ... or kindly seeking a way of getting my drift.
Gotta say though, before putting a wrap on this poll submission, I'm happily going out by passing on a note of due consideration for Drooler's (likely unwitting) but supportively help deciphering somewhat the poll's intention, by offering brilliant, contrasting examples.
For a while I had my favorite model spread out over my entire screen......she was clad in a stunning outfit, which abundantly accentuated her most erotic endowments.
Following every boot, I would fall completely under her magnificent spell, mesmerized by her magnetic sexual powers.
But like a lot of women .....she apparently became bored and took up with another guy's desktop.
Left me cold.
Now all I have is the usual bland welcome when I boot.
Every now and then Porn Users picks up a newbie who shows exceptional promise, the results of which not only effects the betterment of PU in general, but rubs off favorably among the many other members we have here at this great site.
This, your recent review, speaks for itself in validating that premise.
Keep up the good work, grakkie, in giving us such comprehensive and wordy reviews.
Please note, we'd also love to have you contribute in our lively forum.
Since this poll so far appears it might currently be on its way to receive ZERO replies.....
I shall humanly throw it a bone.
I choose number three .......lean and muscular.
Main reason: because, in my youth, I personified that image's existence by possessing those qualities --- and then some.
Being a bodybuilder, and rippling with muscles in all the right places ...;=) ......obviously the kid turned heads all over the beaches he showed up on.
Unfortunately, it did nothing for me insofar as turning me on to the ladies.
In those days, muscles were frowned upon -- from both sexes. Too ugly, unnatural, and self-aggrandized.
Who would've known near the turn of the century those massive pectorals I'd perfected,(flexed to wiggle in all directions by simply turning on the switch) would now draw women like moth's to a flame.
Those six-pack abs I had then have since developed further, however .... in that they've now worked their way well over my belt-buckle.
My usual luck ......being at the right place at the wrong time.
Since I'm the first to vote on the poll options this time around, as well as first putting something in the "Quick Reply" section ......then I shall also put myself on record for being the first, and only one, to make a prediction which poll selection will bring in the most votes.
( And that would be the first of six selections from this poll to choose from:
"Normal clothes then undress."
Thanks to Pat and CT .......so far this poll hasn't sunk into the deep-blue.
as for my thoughts to this brilliantly conceived poll inquiry goes, I can say with full conviction that I'm actually rather ambivalent when it comes to making a choice acting on whichever of the options is closest to those mentioned in the poll.
That is to say, although I'm fervently in favor of first checking out any and all offers from porn sites coming down the pike, whether previously dealt with and/or securely acquainted, .... that should I be exercising good-sense judgment by running it by TBP, ...... conversely, on impulse and brevity, go straight for the offer in my email.
A perfect example of "don't do what I do, do as I say do."
I suppose I was too late getting in my reply ...made answerable to your comment on this poll.....
.hence its expiration and like hood you won't be reading my time-consuming response.
therefore I'm writing this and pushing the buttons to hopefully bring it back for your viewing. lol..... for what it's worth!
Cybertoad, --- as with his usually agile, cultivated and exemplary cyber-referenced awareness of things going on around the internet -- and especially on a business level and the general lowdown on Porn ... to which, I'd venture we collective perverts all generally know it.
And it follows, pertaining to the inquiry this poll currently is seeking:.... I can assuredly agree with CT's voluminously written thoughts on the matter.
My personal take on cams is that It's a sort'a internet-porn shell-game that's working well for the right people. And its picking off customers like flies on flypaper.
Remember that I said it here ... on Porn Users.
Lets just say porn-related Cams are now in a rather productive accumulative stage.
Then, one has to fathom, by its current acceptance and gaining popularity ....albeit, however, assuming assuredly by projecting its obvious potential and subtle advancements....that its bound and determined to fragment into new-found adjoining ideas ....the conceivable results of which follows another obscene money-making bonanza.
Funny. And as with most of the jokes I've read that you've posted here, they smack of the kind of things that brings us back over and over to read whatever you author.
I read a book on writing jokes many years ago. And it might interest you to know that the key word the author dwelled on associated with the success of a good joke is "incongruity."
The so-called joke punch line, depending on the congruity aspect.... can, for all practical purposes, make or break the effect of how well the joke comes across.
And it is he who masters a jokes' incongruity ......well, I suppose you could say "separates the men from the boys" on the subject of delivering a good joke. ...
Oh yes, RA .....
Thanks much for hanging in there, and appearing to perceive my touch on the next stage after one croaks.
I suppose I got carried away!
I guess because I've been reading up lately so heavily on the subject; and because I myself am approaching that dimension so rapidly on the fast track ........ well, it happens when you give another your ear ......
Not in this lifetime, my good man........and,
I can say, without a shred of growing doubt, ....neither the next,.
Wherever all the recent, as well as present, and lets not forget we old-timers' who, lets say, will ultimately gather as then discarnate porn-lovers, who'll chat about their sexual preferences, esp. those who'll face, in their next life when they'll get another shot at getting it all right this go-a-round.
Finally, should they earn their ultimate reward for repeated earthly sojourns to get that one-way ticket upstairs .....wherein you'll meet the "Big-guy" -- and later check-into the mansion of your choice .....waiting just for you, including all the amenities ---Mortgage-free and never any further delinquent fees.
Devoid of darkness, perpetually perfect weather, always time to stroll down one of limitless danger-free streets, admiring scenery that never bores or grows old.
Porn, sans fees, renewals or hassle, are at your finger-tip offering multi terabits of limitless adult choice ...except, of course, illegal and inappropriate fare.
I'm sure you can find a bar somewhere..... but I wouldn't speculate on the availability of the golden foamy stuff until you get there.
But if there were ..or a reasonable facsimile .....there wouldn't be anybody around I'd rather choose to dispense them with than my good PU friend Rearadmiral .
Only exception, though .....
we leave "anal" covered up in a dark corner
all the above is one of this writer's many proposed dissertations on the merits of ones' highly deserved achievements.
Unfortunately, this one got away like a speeding, unattended, downhill locomotive with no breaks.
Allow me, CT, if you would, to include an additional option, that for me works better than all the others.
My suggestion .....
"provides an unexcelled outlet"
Yes! ....that's it! that simple.
Simply put ........
A date with my porn leaves no doubt that beginning, during, or before the kiss goodnight, through visual imagery I will come away completely satisfied.
Compare that to a conventional date with any woman (none of whom, BTW, will likely even come close to the physically feminine features you'll get to see from the Porn-queens.
Anyway, gas at $4.00 a gallon, the meter starts runnin' the moment you leave your driveway for your new evening date until it finally stops, upon its return home.
An evening together of this nature is usually expected to include a somewhat costly menu... resulting in an unchallenged duel chomp-down, presumably at a reasonably fancy restaurant ....the drinks keep comin' whilst you're hip-deep in a one-sided talk-a-thon wherein your date is extolling the many cute things about her grandbaby (or) assuming you're robbing the cradle, the young lady's own brood.
All this going on as the evening keeps chipping-away at the roll of greenbacks you started out with .....
And for what?
Answer: the payoff, naturally.
You know what I'm talkin' about.
The evening ending, saying goodnight but praying for that age old welcoming invitation to come into her apartment for a nightcap. (yeah, right)
That would be "nightcap" ... spelled P-U-S-S-Y.
Slipping back to those rare moments when you were able to squeeze in a romantic overture or two... working up to un-leashing your entire repertoire of combat-ready hit-on tactics.
Well.....Maybe it'll work, maybe not.
But Most-likely not.
But my Lady-Porn never leaves me wanting, cost me only a pittance and unfailingly delivers the goods.
And if that don't float your boat......she keeps her mouth shut at the tap of a button.
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