Ever since, at that early age when I was introduced to nocturnal emissions, and happily my erections wouldn't leave me alone, I simply dreamed a lot.
It was later on I happened accidently upon, a napping damsel lying on her back, her dress had worked its way up to her panties, where her puffy kitty, tight against her raised mound, for the first time ignited and explosive, unforgettable crescendo of pleasure that served masturbation fantasies thereafter that never wore down.
That vision, placing me atop all that heavenly equipment, was a missionary content irreplaceably embedded and would never give up the lead.
What I find interesting about this poll inquiry is that although its tackled much of the obvious "conscious" things a straight male would ask himself, as well as "handle" in those circumstances..... not surprisingly, !00% have made it clear they wouldn't engage in nor have any interest in physically carrying out any phase of a gay encounter.
But what seems to be slid under the rug is the idea of approaching this same collection of data on a "subconscious" level: ...... DREAMS.
Have any of us here experienced a full-blown (pun intended) act of Homosexual activity with his same gender in the course of a dream?
I'm seeing a lot of red faces out there!
C'mon, be honest!
OK, guys, the ball is in your court.
You know, Turbo, you've handed me a many of laughs in the course of this association with our common interest in porn, and especially the way its kicked around here at PU.
But this message to which I'm replying, leaves the term "belly-laugh"" in a cloud of dust.
Knee-slapper also falls short.
LOL ain't even in the race.
But for the lack of finding any term that's worthy of mating with this gem ............... I'm reaching in the pot for the closest word that can even come close to laugh effect:
Ever here of the verb called "guffaw"
Jerry Stinfeld eat your heart out.
Many Thanks, yankee for the "head's up call."
You're as right as rain!
You've given me a whole new perspective on the stuff simply by the thoughtful correction.
Let me throw something at'cha ........
Why don't we see you getting more involved in the other fun-things we have to offer around here?
We could use your talent in our forum, as well as other programs of intense interest that I'll bet you'll ultimately find as mentally intoxicating as we regulars find them.
I don't wanna see any of the guy's cum .....period!
The fact that the women are coerced into swallowing the dammed stuff, or even rolling it around their mouths, is so fucking appalling that it defies any sense of a balanced mind.
What do I think?
It's undeniably "BATE" clear and simple.
And it works.
It's an industry staple that's pretty-well dug-in to porn marketing longevity -- so expect it to hang around for awhile.
Little doubt Hooking porn-watchers on this popular ploy Probably draws hardy guffaws from porn profiteers at their general schmoozing get-to-gathers.
I've never used it.
During my younger years, used to Read'em only to garner some tips and new material to add to story lines in letters I'd send to "special" ladies .....specifically those who was on my wish list to bed-down.
Otherwise, never considered literary porn in any fashion worth reading.
except only for visual properties and/or erotic images .......translation: Pictures and movies.
Join the crowd, Bear .....
I think I can speak for all ....."Been there done that"
Welcome to Porn Users.
You didn't say much ..... but what you did say pretty-well got your point across.
Appreciate the warning. You've likely thwarted a fair share of would-be subscribers from becoming a member of this turkey.
What pisses-me-off big time is the practice of these assholes pumping up the volume promoting all the goodies we'll get by joining ......yet won't tell you what the price is until you commits by pushing the "join" button.
I suspect this is but one of the many ploys they use to authorize more information from you even though you don't commit to join.
Another gem you have here, rear-aficionado. I marvel every time I see the stats associated with the likes of your extraordinary contribution this great site.
The fact you have so many under your belt only four-scores your amazing track-record.... all of which assuredly brings bright smiles to the faces of those whose names proudly grace ownership to Porn user's website.
What sparked this comment was the rather unusual kind of site you choose to review. Girls frolicking around in workout attire, moreover, all that fitness showmanship, while others are showing off their sensually feminine muscular-development has gotta be quite appealing. I'm especially turned on to gals with great abs.
And I doubt you missed those firm bubble-butts, either.
Roll-on RA! ..... your fans are watching the show.
Count on almost always at least once a day for me.
The next poll might well follow by asking how much time usually results from matters pertaining to those visits..... i.e. ..forum activity via threads/posting, perusing and/or doing reviews, studying latest TBP, making comments ....etc..
Unless lengthy clips contain a sizable amount of what I want ... and really like, I skip over it.
My purpose for that is simply to conserve space on my hard drive.
On the lone site from which I mostly download, and maintain an ongoing membership, I simply pack a lot of those big files in their favorites..... avoiding the hassle of dumping it on my C-drive.
made plenty of sense to me.
When they give way sensibly doing softer, hot tease, to launching head-on (pun intended) into raw, over-the top- porn .... well, somehow, it thereafter leaves my flag at half-mast.
I can see, CT, that you put a hardy amount of effort and time on this review. Good job!
The content quality and stupendous volume of this work truly stretches the mind. .
Subsequently, the end results of My would-be choices derived from your impressive coverage are now sufficiently drawn.
Try Positions I see on porn? .... not hardly (pun intended)
Partly because I'm not into gymnastics; If that should throw you, It's really broken down to mean I don't possess the supple abilities doing it upside down, nor the other wild demonstration of positions outside the norm we see with paid porn.
I'm die-in-the-wool "missionary." If she wants more than that, I have friends who'd gladly accomadate her wishes.
Well, haager, This might be a very pleasant surprise for you. because You've got the limited attention of an 80 year old seasoned pro, who's been there, done that, whatever and wherever it has to do with the birth, onward to maturity of Porn.
I hardily suggest you pass this on to the webmaster of Vivid, because anybody in his right mind associated with Vivid wouldn't simply pass it off without reciprocating with a valued return, commensurate, of course, to the worthiness effect forthcoming favoring this appraisal.
thus, hereunder, should go to the webmaster.
otherwise I'd use it all as a thread posted in the forum.
I, the reviewer, herewith chooses to comment on this review, not only because of Vivid's extraordinary filming merits, but simply because of it's endurably venerable name.
You might interested to know I'm one of the few here who was around when Adult theaters opened its doors -- hence before the word pervert was introduced to local colloquialism, or even the dictionary for that matter.
Following the onset of ribald film fare (naughty) showing in select theaters of my day, with it's darken multi-seated interiors feathering big screen titillation, albeit cleverly censoring any form, or even a hint of actual coital union.
That is, until censorship began retreating by degrees from the inevitable charging brigade of unstoppable, horny male patrons demanding, and getting more of an eye-full for their hard-earned two-dollar ticket.
Although the pro and con was satisfied with prurient interest working together in their community, the pro-anticensorship's greed slyly edged bolder as theaters maintained the illusion of playing by the rules but were, in effect, subtly expanding porn to new heights.
It was within that interim that Vivid made it's debut into the business of producing Porn.
From Vivid filming locations came progressively improved production value, coupled with prevailing cast of the best performing talent in adult films.
This happily went on for the few short years I was privy to be comfortably seated in darkness, as the projector cranked out scenes depicting tame action of boy/girl cavorting in foreplay leading to simulating the act of having sex.
However, The onset of cassette, and later DVD rentals from adult book stores, became a blow that bought adult theaters to it's knees.
But the local store rental bonanza would later be threatened by the same fate, thereby engulfed in slavery to the powerful electronic entity which we all know now as the Internet.
Vivid, Unlike many pay-sites, which once were entertainment cash cows wallowing in prosperity, have since fallen by the wayside, while others are floundering to keep their collective heads above water.
Vivid, however, got right in step with Internet's premium status quo, and proudly shares the honor of keeping neck-an-neck with the established leaders.
Hello, Vivid. Goodbye to those fallen by the wayside in their pursuit to out-pace thee.
Excellent review. .... However, I'm having to juggle this thing around a bit because a lot of time has elapsed since this review and the recent one by staff (Vanessa).
Whoever, aside from whom I've just mentioned, can give me a more up-to-date progress addressing those issues dracken have mentioned in this review, I think would improve my perception considerably.
I've put a good bit of positive weight on Vanessaa's review, mainly because its new and, of particularly impressive importance, is the added webmaster's personal reply.
I have to say mostly I act on impulse ..... especially if I haven't had anything going for awhile:
Exemplifying, lets say (metaphorically) I'm motoring along on cruise control until something I'm especially looking for has it's thumb out. And if the bearer of said thumb comes off as trustworthy, approvingly and/or passionately has what I want, as well as what I don't want, feels right, and among other things, like the cost belatedly and unexpectedly popping up in Euro-currency after commitment....... then I'll lastly act on my intuition as to whether sit on it, go for the plastic, or ride on down the road.
Geeez, Chief ...... didn't mean to get you in on this. I thought this was Vennesa's department, I mean, considering she did all the write-ups and presented the entirety about how great this satin an' silk site, an' all. I liked this sort content but without the leg-wear.
BTW.... I wrote you something this week to simply remind you, and further soften the impact of that regrettable remark I made last year about "waking-up" over there.
I rue the day I dumped that on you.
Anyway, I suspect you didn't get that message either.
Thanks for all the work you did to get me some answers to this matter with Venessa ... but I hasten to say I'm Okay with it.
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