Please be advised, chief ..... I whole-hardly take the full blame for any and all remnant Faux pas, those present and any on the way ......whether it be the result dancing on the floor of my misdoing, or the forthcoming avalanche of predicted, negative recourse from regulars ... most likely demanding me stepping down from my bid to run against you in the upcoming election for the office of administrator.
But hey, I concede now before it gets down an dirty!
As usual, because too many times I tend to run off the end of the page in the process of getting my messages across, oftentimes the whole idea I'm attempting to convey just takes flight into nonsensical oblivion.
So it is with this poll ....
Let me try and make more sense of this turkey by simply offering an example ......
"Honey, what'cha doing? You sending something else off to that deviant, cesspool of porn that you spend so dammed much of your time on"?
"If it's another of those dumb-ass questioner's, then let me ask something, as a woman, I wanna know about this time?"
There you have it, guys ....it's about the best I can do!
Geeez ...... since everybody feels that way about 80 year-olds escorting "VERY YOUNG GIRLS" about and being seen with them, an all.......
I'll hereafter jus' keep my "very young" harem of beauties away from the enviable eyes of those who just can't afford the likes ..... or, those who're simply settled down to his "one-an-only." and can't get out'ta her sight to do that kind of stuff.
The way I see it, monitoring, and/or going after general copyright violators has got to be one of the more classic, monumental exercises in futility as is any other, or anywhere else on the net.
It's so pervasive, having lost it's scare-tactics, all it subtly gets anymore is the perennial lip-service ......much of which is from die-hard hanger-on's who still throw out all that threating legalize in their "terms of acceptance" as well as other similar sundry threats.
Like badandy, and Lpee allude to .....uploads to tube sites, and the like, proliferate at such astounding volume everywhere that the shock-values has gone the way of penny-loafers.
Please allow me to expand on the option: "pretty disgusting."
I also find it repulsive, repelling, offensive, repugnant, revolting, slimy, degrading, putrid, despicable, sordid, foul, abhorrent, demeaning.
Vile, sickening .... and whatever else one can think of that would be synonymous with any of the above.
I have to commend you, LPee ......It certainly can't be said you don't go all-out defending your stance on matters about which you comment...... in this case your recent poll entry.
This is a welcome discovery. Keep up the good work!
To me, the question immediately comes to mind:
How does one know if, indeed, the removal was actually at the model's request? And how would I know for sure if she had anything to do with it at all.
I know models do have enough muscle to be heard, and maybe influence changes, but despite her drawing appeal, she's still but a small spoke in a big wheel.
Next time you get one with dead batteries, Jay ..... you might do what I did.... .after which guarantees she'll not only jump when you make the command ...... but she'll ask you "how high?"
The magic behind all that is Simply giving her the keys to a nice new car.
works every time.
Then after she does your bidding to your complete satisfaction, just tell her she can now purchase the car that the keys you gave her will start the engine.
Driving down an isolated road, sometime back in 2010, I suddenly sensed this weird foreboding.
Then, all of a sudden there were some rotating lights emanating from a huge disc-shaped craft hovering above my car. I pulled over, after which I lost consciousness.
I awakened strapped down onto a padded table, and was getting a blurred vision of some weird creatures assembled around me. About then a telepathic voice uttered sounds that I interpreted as saying: "we are what you earthlings call Martians, and we're here on earth to extract cell samples from the brains of healthy sex addicts.
Then I sensed another Martian nearby, who interrupt the first one by saying: "No, Zonko, that's "pervert"...I think that's the correct term to use." Angrily, Zonko shot back: " How dare you, Axlerod, correct me in the presence of this mere, ignorant Homo sapien!"
this caught me off guard: I yelled out: "wait-a-minute, who're you fat-headed weirdos calling ignorant...and watch the Homo stuff?"
I didn't stop there: .."And why's your head so big, with those funny-looking bulging eyes...and your mouth, where the hell is your mouth?"
Zonko's huge forehead immediately developed protruding blue vains (I could tell he was mad).
Just then Axlerod chimed in: "now look what you've done, Zonko! You've gone and got our specimen all excited."
"Would you shut the hell up and let me do my extraction procedure", Zonko wailed.
After some more heated exchanges the two began flailing their little arms at each other in what appeared to be a fist-fight.
Immediately the two were carted out of the examining room, by whom I perceived as security personnel.
Shortly thereafter, I was addressed by somebody who looked like a senior attendant: "I'm sorry, he said, "they're interns and competitively doing this all the time."
"Anyhow," he added, 'I've concluded your brain's too old and addled to serve as a cell donor, We want younger and healthier men who're really avid perverts."
"But I AM a pervert," I said; and a darn avid one at that."
"No, you simply won't do,' said the Senior examiner...we're sending you back.
"I wanna know why I'm not an avid pervert," I blurted out...'Hell, man, I'm an active member of Porn Users for crying out loud."
"Odd you should mention that," he said...'Our research department have observed there's a limitless number of perfect specimens in that outfit, and we're going after them one-by-one."
The next thing I knew, I was seated behind the wheel of my car with the motor still running.
I think the man means what he says, guys...I'd stay off those lonely roads if I were you
When I'm social, I'm very, very social -- sometimes to a fault.
Those could be times I would be in the company of one .... or sociably acquiescing a bevy of lovey, amply endowed beauties, all of whom, throwing caution to the wind, are in ready-mode to liberate themselves from any and all sexual inhibitions while sharing the moment.
When I'm not social: (a good example for that might be when a guy unapologetically pisses on my leg.)
I think I'd have to extend that to any other occurrence reaching that magnitude.
I've had skirmishes several times with webmasters ....the outcome of which I'm proud to say often resolved the problem. I've even reversed my stand if I feel his argument is justified.
Overall, though, I definitely think its in the best interest of webmasters to respond voicing any grievance they might harbor over any action negatively taken by a subscriber.
The worst being simply ignoring a member's plea for help from those who've just taken their money.
Ever since, at that early age when I was introduced to nocturnal emissions, and happily my erections wouldn't leave me alone, I simply dreamed a lot.
It was later on I happened accidently upon, a napping damsel lying on her back, her dress had worked its way up to her panties, where her puffy kitty, tight against her raised mound, for the first time ignited and explosive, unforgettable crescendo of pleasure that served masturbation fantasies thereafter that never wore down.
That vision, placing me atop all that heavenly equipment, was a missionary content irreplaceably embedded and would never give up the lead.
What I find interesting about this poll inquiry is that although its tackled much of the obvious "conscious" things a straight male would ask himself, as well as "handle" in those circumstances..... not surprisingly, !00% have made it clear they wouldn't engage in nor have any interest in physically carrying out any phase of a gay encounter.
But what seems to be slid under the rug is the idea of approaching this same collection of data on a "subconscious" level: ...... DREAMS.
Have any of us here experienced a full-blown (pun intended) act of Homosexual activity with his same gender in the course of a dream?
I'm seeing a lot of red faces out there!
C'mon, be honest!
OK, guys, the ball is in your court.
You know, Turbo, you've handed me a many of laughs in the course of this association with our common interest in porn, and especially the way its kicked around here at PU.
But this message to which I'm replying, leaves the term "belly-laugh"" in a cloud of dust.
Knee-slapper also falls short.
LOL ain't even in the race.
But for the lack of finding any term that's worthy of mating with this gem ............... I'm reaching in the pot for the closest word that can even come close to laugh effect:
Ever here of the verb called "guffaw"
Jerry Stinfeld eat your heart out.
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