They don't look so much better than what VB offers to justify the membership unless you're going for the three day trial. Even then, you may be better off with a VB membership because you have access to more of Seymore's stuff - and you get a lot of Shane's stuff on VB too from after she and Seymore parted company. You'd need a separate membership for Shane's titles if you joined SB.
Thanks pat. This site does have two advantages though: the file resolution is better (though I haven't been to VB in a long time and they may have improved) and with a decent internet connection and a lazy day you can get everything you want in a day.
It is disappointing though to know that so many good titles and scenes have been left out.
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
- Unique porn from a great producer/director/actor
- Some unique female models
- 192 videos from approximately 50 DVDs
- Videos in MP4 format
- Videos look good considering their age
- Offers a full trial
- Bills through a reputable biller
- Supports download managers
Cons:
- Last update was seven months ago
- Not organized by DVD title, though that’s how it was produced
- Site is poorly designed, even for such a small site
- Many of the videos are available elsewhere
- No options for downloading – one format, one size
- No ‘tour’ pages for prospective members
Bottom Line:
I’m a big fan of Seymore Butts’ movies. He was one of the best and most prolific producer/directors in the business for a while and his movies were unique. He offered a true gonzo style that was fun to watch, he focussed heavily on anal sex and ass play, and he had some hot women who worked almost exclusively for/with him. The porn business was better for his contributions.
This is purely speculative, but I don’t think that this site has any actual affiliation with Adam Glasser, aka Seymore Butts. I think this because Glasser seemed to take a lot of pride in his work, and justifiably so, and, excuse the pun, was anal about his work. This was demonstrated in the series about his business titled “Family Business” that aired on Showtime. There is nothing about this site that shows Glasser’s quest for high quality.
The really odd thing about this site is that while SB was all DVD-based porn, the site isn’t arranged by DVD title, it’s arranged by scenes only. There are a dozen scene thumbnails per page with a brief description of the scene but you’ll need to open the link to a scene before you can see what DVD it’s from. And even then the DVD title isn’t a clickable link to the other scenes in the title and there appears to be no way to search or sort by title. Maybe this will annoy only me, since I prefer to put the scenes from a DVD in a folder with the DVD title.
There are currently 192 scenes on the site, though saying ‘currently’ might be misleading as it implies that the site is updating. The last scene uploaded was about seven months ago, so while I can’t say for certain that the site isn’t updating, it sure looks like it isn’t. And with only about one-third of SB titles uploaded it isn’t like they’ve already run out of material.
It appears that the site had a major renovation between the time when RustyJ reviewed it 14 months ago. Rusty reported the downloaded files were in WMV format and were all large. There are no download options offered: there is one link labelled ‘download’ and you take what you’re given. I downloaded 116 scenes and all of them are in MP4 format. While there are a few files that come in slightly over 1 GB, the average file size is about 300-400 MB. The files I downloaded are all 1280x720, 3000 kb/s and 29fps. Those aren’t bad specs for scenes which are at least a decade old and in a lot of cases may be much older than that. Subjectively they look good.
The site itself could also have benefitted from a renovation. While I’m a proponent of keeping things simple, this site might be too simple. The layout is basic with not a lot of options to search. The ‘pornstar’ tab only lists 12 models, to give you an example of how weak the site design is. But with less than 200 scenes offered, the weak site design isn’t a big issue.
Streaming is available, though I didn’t try it, and there appeared to be no streaming options.
I used a download manager to queue scenes for download and had no problems. Download speeds were what I usually get with other sites. I downloaded a lot in a day and never encountered any kind of limit or throttling.
The site offers four membership options: two trials (three and seven day), one month and an annual membership. I wouldn’t normally offer advice here, but I think it is sound advice to say that no one should consider an annual membership given the size of the site and the fact that there’s been nothing added in seven months. I opted for the seven day trial but in hindsight I should have gone for the three day trial instead, but without any kind of a tour available to prospective members I didn’t know what to expect. More advice – learn from my mistake. As Warren Buffet once said, it’s great to learn from your mistakes, but its better learn from other people’s mistakes. The seven day trial was full access and TBP reports that the three day trial is too, but I can’t confirm that.
The site bills through Segpay so you can be assured that your membership will be fairly easy to cancel. One thing I didn’t try so can’t confirm, is whether your access is cut off after you cancel the trial membership.
While SB videos are offered elsewhere, such as Videobox, the file specs here are better, so if you’re a SB fan and looking for some of his stuff, this may be what you’re looking for.
The bottom line is that if you’re a SB fan this can be a good value if you opt for a trial. The downside is that if you’re a SB fan looking to add some titles you don’t have there is no way to see which titles are offered here, and once you are a member there is no way to easily find the titles you’re looking for in the site. The upside is that for such ‘ancient’ porn as this, it’s been encoded in a way that makes it look good despite much of it having been shot on videotape. I’d recommend a trial membership, but make sure you go in with your eyes open.
I can't really give you many recommendations for sites you might like but aren't yet aware of because our tastes are different, but I keep getting promotions for a site called "Fucking Awesome." I find that most of the models there are slightly older (30, plus or minus a bit) and tend to have curvier figures. I can't vouch for the site but you may want to have a look.
I agree that there is evidence that at least some webmasters and site owners lurk here and may be taking what we say to heart. I rarely see any criticism that isn't constructive unless that criticism is clearly warranted.
(Now that I think of it, several years ago I reviewed a streaming-only site that didn't go out of its way to make that clear. I stated it clearly in my review and later the webmaster threatened legal action. An odd response I thought...)
Just so you know though, you may have misread my original reply to you and you may want to disown me now. I am most definitely a fan of the 18-20 petite look. There are some staggeringly stunning 30+ models out there and I have some of their stuff. Jenni Lee comes to mind, for example. But most of the time, it's young and petite for me. I hope we can still be friends!
I enjoyed reading your review. Thanks for posting it.
I'm someone who really enjoys a scene set-up. I like it when a site creates a sexual tension. But I definitely agree with you that the set-up here simply goes on too long. And more than that, the set-up isn't creating sexual tension. It seems to be more along the lines of fear or coercion. Both of those can be sexy in the right context, but I think most of the scenes here fall short of being sexy.
One thing I completely disagree with you on is this:
"I think as well that porn needs curves, and too many young/skinny models is never a good direction to take. Are there no middle-aged or fat thieves in the USA?"
Noooooo!!!! As someone who loves younger and petite models please don't mess with this part of the formula! :-)
I don't think I've taken the opportunity to welcome you to PornUsers. This is a great site with a lot of regular members who are easy to get along with. Some of them are walking porn encyclopedias so members like me get to take advantage of that.
Was a member approx. 1 month prior to this review.
Pros:
- Unique Niche
- TBP Discount
- 37 Videos
- Updates with one new site per week
Cons:
- Model name not given on the site
- No search function and no means to search by model
- Too wide a gap between file resolutions and file sizes
- Pages slow to load
Bottom Line:
You’ve got to hand it to people who make porn for their ability to take just about any situation and sexualize it. In all my years of surfing for and buying porn I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a site that sexualizes shoplifting and getting caught. But, in hindsight, the interaction between a shoplifter and a store security guard creates a power imbalance and a power imbalance forms the plot for a lot of porn. So in that sense, Shoplyfter isn’t unusual.
The site is relatively new, having begun in September 2016. As of this writing there are 37 videos available and the site continues to grow with the addition of one video per week.
As a fan of how a scene is set up this site has a lot to offer. The set up for each scene is quite lengthy and begins with the model or models being brought into a dingy office by a store security guard. The underlying set up is the same in each scene: the model has been caught shoplifting and will now be questioned by the security guard before being turned over to the police to be charged with a crime. In each case the model presents as being quite nervous and there is an obvious sinister element to the security guard (whose face we never see). As each interrogation continues the model is searched and this requires removing her clothes in case something is hidden under them. Photos are also taken by the guard. Each scene progresses through the interrogation and into the guard suggesting that there is a way that the model could avoid all the hassles and shame that being a criminal would bring. That suggestion is, of course, some kind of sexual activity. In most of the scenes that sexual activity starts off fairly tame with fondling. After a bit of fondling the guard takes out his cock and the shoplifter is ordered to perform oral sex on him. In all of the scenes that progresses to sex.
In a majority of the scenes the model is portrayed as being reluctant at first but then is shown as enjoying the sex if not the circumstances.
A majority of the scenes are with one female model but there are several with two models.
Apart from the setup these are all fairly standard hard-core scenes. I didn’t see any scenes that had anything unusual in them.
The website itself is logically laid out as you would expect with a site that is currently this small. All of the scenes are laid out on a short series of pages and a member doesn’t even have to open a new page to access each scene as the download options are available right on that page.
Speaking of scene resolutions, they are available in three: 640x360 (850kb/s), 960x540 (2700kb/s) and 1980x1080 (12000 kb/s). All scenes are 29fps.
As you can tell by looking at the available resolutions above, there is too wide a gap between the available resolutions. The site really needs to add a fourth resolution to bridge the wide gap between the 540p and 1080p files. The obvious solution would be to either replace the 540p files with 720p files or add them as a fourth option.
Apart from the obvious drawbacks of having to take either a too small or too large resolution for your personal preference the other issue is file size. For example, with one of the scenes I checked on the file size for the three resolutions was 358MB, 1GB and 4.3GB. That is a large difference in file size.
The site has lacks a search function, tags or even model names. As such it isn’t possible to search and find specific models that you like. Each scene is given a name on the page but that name doesn’t include the model name. Fortunately, the model name is provided when you go to download the scene so you aren’t left guessing. An obvious and easy improvement for the site would be to include the model name in the scene description.
I had no problem using a download manager to queue-up seems to download. I didn’t encounter any timeouts but I also didn’t really download in any way that I might encounter them if they exist.
I found that download speeds were equivalent to what I see on comparable sites, which is to say that speeds were good and downloads were stable. As an aside, I’ve had other memberships from the same parent company and find that while the downloads themselves are quite fast the page loads take much longer than I’m used to. The slow page loads isn’t a deal-breaker for me and shouldn’t be for any prospective member either but you should be aware of it.
There isn't anything about this site that would cause me to highly recommend it. It is good porn with some top models, but apart from the scene set-up (which some will appreciate) the sex isn't any different from what you can get on many other sites. With regular updates the site continues to grow and with the TBP discount it is a good value. The site is good but not great. Prospective members who go in knowing the site’s limitations will likely be satisfied customers.
Thanks for this information pat, I may have to check it out anyway, even though the scene doesn't sound all that great. I'll check out Teen Mega World too.
This was a great find on you part. She's very cute, but not in the typical porn model way. She looks more girl-next-door than most models who advertise that. And thanks for the warning on the small size of the site and limited themes. I probably would have considered joining to see the anal scene that they advertise on the front page and have been really disappointed to find that it hasn't been posted yet. I suspect I'll check this out on some cold winter night later this year.
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
- Large site (140+ scenes)
- Updates regularly
- Part of a larger network (Puffy Network)
- All anal
- Beautiful European models (many A-listers)
- 50/50 mix of B/G and G/G
- Multiple resolutions for streaming and download
- 4K available on most downloads
- High production values
- Easy site to use
- Lots of tags to help you sort
- Supports download managers
- Fast download speeds
- Reputable billers
Cons:
- Not all models speak English
- Watch out for a pre-checked cross-sell when joining
Bottom Line:
As anyone who has read my reviews and comments here for the past 13 years will know, I’m a big fan of anal scenes. Further, if you add beautiful, petite young women into the mix then you can rest assured that I’ll be interested. However, for some reason, Simply Anal never made it onto my radar until recently.
I’ll have to confess that Simply Anal is also a bit different from many of the anal-themed sites that I usually join. In that it’s more couples porn or glamcore. Is this a bad thing? Not at all! I really enjoyed the scenes on this site even if they were softer than I would normally watch.
Because the site focuses more on sensual sex there is a slower pace and every scene features foreplay. While there may be the occasional scene buried in here where it is exclusively anal from beginning to end, all of the scenes that I watched included vaginal sex as well.
Another thing that makes this site a bit different from what I usually subscribe to is that there is an almost 50-50 split between B/G and G/G videos. But, because this site is called Simply Anal, even the girl/girl scenes feature anal play. I rarely collect G/G scenes but I make an exception when there is anal play involved, so I really liked this aspect of the site.
While I don’t collect a lot of European porn there are several models who I do collect scenes with. These would be models such as Alexis Crystal, Gina Gerson and Sylvia Dellai. Overall, however, all of the models have the look that I like – young and petite. The downside for others it may be that there is a lack of diversity: I don’t think I came across any model of colour here.
While this isn’t entirely on point, I did see Ani Black Fox (billed here as Any Black Fox) on a cam site recently and was really struck by her. She has a scene here that I find to be particularly erotic and, for what it’s worth, it’s as if seeing her on a cam site and interacting a bit has created a different level of interest. My exposure to her work before this was on much harder sites such as German Goo Girls and Legal Porno. I really liked seeing her in something quite different.
One of the primary reasons that I don’t download a lot of European porn is because many of the models don’t speak English. I find that dialogue in a scene can really add to it. It gives the viewer more of an insight into the models. Here, that problem does pop up. While many of the big-name European models are fluent in English there are many here who don’t seem to speak it at all. There are entire scenes where the models have no verbal communication whatsoever. (Oddly, this even occurred in Ani Black Fox’s scene even though she is fluent in English.)
Production values are high. Lighting, sound and editing is all top-tier.
There are currently 142 videos here with a new scene being added approximately every two weeks. There is a 50/50 split between B/G and G/G scenes so if you prefer one or the other there is lots to enjoy.
Downloads are available in at least four resolutions: 320p, 480p, 720p and 1080p. Bitrates for all are usually slightly lower than on comparable sites but the videos look great. The added benefit is that file sizes are a bit smaller. Roughly 90% of the scenes also offer a 4K version. Something I found odd in 2021 is that all scenes also offer one WMV file.
Streaming is also available in the same resolutions as above, minus the 4K.
The site is easy to use and it’s easy to find something you like. You can sort scenes by most recent or recommended or you can search by model. The site also uses an extensive list of tags. I have to give full credit to the site for such an extensive list, but I also found it a bit overwhelming because with each scene there could be two or three dozen tags affiliated with it. But, they are unobtrusive so it isn’t too much of an issue.
I don’t normally collect photos but I have to admit that this site is geared to photo collectors almost as much as it is geared to video collectors. Photos are available as singles and zips in two resolutions: HQ 3400x 2200 and LQ 1000x666.
While this review is intended of the specific site, Simply Anal, and this site does stand on its own well, it’s important to note that it is part of the larger Puffy Network. This adds a lot to the value of the membership. Five additional sites are included.
I use a download manager and had no issues doing so here. I found downloads to be consistently fast and stable. I didn’t encounter any limits.
The site bills through reputable billers so you can join with confidence.
The bottom line is that there is a lot to like here and it’s easy to recommend a membership. Whether you like B/G or G/G anal scenes, there are lots of each. Add in the 50% TBP discount and it’s an offer you can’t refuse! It’s a great site that’s part of a great network with some beautiful models at an amazing price. It’s definitely worth checking out.
... but when you need to have a "How to Buy" button on your website you might have made it too complicated.
There seems to be an option to just join the site and donload stuff, but I can't find it. Does anyone have any experience with this site who can offer some advice?
I like the heat that those darkly lit scenes have. I like the way that the director uses the light and shadows to create a mood. But I can understand your position too. The dark scenes are only part of one series so there aren't too many of them.
I should add that I like the scenes they shoot outdoors too. Those look amazing.
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
- High-quality couples-oriented porn
- Many exclusive scenes
- Beautiful models
- Good site for photo collectors
- Updates weekly (video and photos)
- Three download resolutions available
- Three streaming resolutions available
- Supports download managers
Cons:
- No unique file names for downloads
- Download speeds are less than I normally get
- No TBP discount
Bottom Line:
It is unusual for me to join a couples-oriented site but I was in the mood for some sensual and erotic scenes as a break from the hardcore stuff I’d normally download from sites like Hookup Hotshot or Evil Angel. I subscribed with some idea of what I was getting but I was still pleasantly surprised that both the site and the porn are very good.
The sex here is slow, soft and sensual – and very hot. The scenes feature one male and one female in a well-shot, well-lit and well-edited scene. The scenes are all a natural length for what most people would see as normal sex – most are around 20 minutes. You won’t find anal sex, hardcore pounding or gangbangs here. Almost all of the models here are Eastern European or Russian though there is one scene with Lexi Belle here too.
There are many scenes that have a unique look to them in that the set is dark with only the models being lit. Many of these scenes have the models sprayed with water or oil. This is subjective, but I find these scenes to be exceptionally hot.
There are approximately 70 scenes available but that’s a bit misleading in that 18 of those are ‘bonus’ scenes from other sites that are available to stream only. These bonus scenes are from similar sites with sensual porn and include Sex Art, Nubile Films and Viv Thomas. Some may criticize a site for having such a large proportion of what is essentially advertising but I think that actually offering access to some scenes from other sites is a far better way to advertise rather than having banner ads. The bonus scenes allow a member to ‘test drive’ some scenes from a site to see if there may be some interest in joining. This is certainly something I’d like to see more of on porn sites. Other good news about the bonus scenes is that they don’t count as an update so they really are a bonus.
The site updates with a new scene being added once per week.
For the downloadable scenes there are three resolutions available with all MP4 format. The scenes are available as 960x540 (4000kb/s), 1280x720 (7000kb/s) and 1920x1080 (10000kb/s). All use 25 fps. I downloaded the 720p scenes as a compromise between file size and video quality and they look crisp and clear on both a 24” monitor and a 50” TV. I did download a few scenes in the higher resolution and they look even better.
The site layout is logical and it works well. Apart from sorting by upload date or by series you can also search by model. The site doesn’t offer a search function but given that this is a couples-oriented site that’s probably not needed as all the sex is exactly what you’d expect.
The site has a lot to offer photo collectors too. There are currently 45 photo sets available with a new one being added weekly. The photo sets are from the weekly video update. The photos are available as singles or downloadable as a zip. The photos have a good resolution being 4000x2667.
There aren't a lot of negative things to say about this site. I did find that download speeds varied a bit and overall I saw download speeds that are about half of what I’m used to seeing on other sites. A minor annoyance is that the file names are generic so you’ll have to rename them as you download them. Another minor negative is that I was billed through VXS Billing and would prefer the primary biller (Epoch) but in fairness to VXS I had no membership problems and was able to cancel my membership easily. Finally, there is no TBP discount offered but that’s less of an issue since the full price is a reasonable $20 USD.
This is a site that I’d highly recommend anyone consider if they’re looking for some sensual couples-oriented porn. The site is easy to navigate and the scenes are excellent quality, in terms of the sex and the production values. At $20 it’s a good value for this quality of porn – for both video and photo collectors.
I've been considering joining this site for a little while since I've developed an interest in sensual stuff. Your review was really helpful and I think on the strength of your recommendation I'll take the plunge and join.
Thanks for the information. I might still rejoin. Did you have any membership issues? When I joined I was accused of sharing my password because apparently I downloaded the about 10x the content on the site. Obviously my password was compromised, but Buck tore a strip off me anyway. That was a bit annoying since other members reported the same thing. Maybe he's improved his security. I certainly wouldn't trust him with my credit card information.
I'm going from memory here, and my memory is bad, but I don't remember any search function. Sorry I can't be of more help. If you do join soon, please post a review or comment with your thoughts. I'd consider rejoining too if there were some new updates.
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