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from turboshaft:
Great review Messmer! It can be a very hefty site in terms of disk space, not to mention the hours spent ogling the videos and pics. They have also been one of the fastest downloading sites I have ever subscribed to...so you can spend more time watching instead of waiting.
Loved reading this comment: Tell the truth I am actually starting to get used to shaved. In the words of the Emperor from Star Wars, "Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side!" [Evil laughter]. : - )
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04-28-11 01:46pm
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from turboshaft:
Messmer, I couldn't remember from when I was a member but do they allow member voting for these mass auditions, or is it just BTS long after the audition?
It'd be pretty cool if they allowed a democratic audition selection but I bet the webmasters would have some serious disagreements. Hell, they've been selecting ALS-approved models for well over a decade I'm sure they have a more finely tuned wow-factor meter. ; - )
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04-28-11 01:18pm
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from Sarah:
Thanks Messmer!
We fixed the problem. I believe you ran into issues because of the numbering of our pics in the latest casting. When downloaded all together in the zip pack, certain pictures may have appeared out of order. Thanks for pointing this out and we'll make sure this doesn't happen again.
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04-27-11 12:05pm
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from rearadmiral:
(messmer's Reply)
I'm with you on the shower/bath thing. When I joined ALS I did it mostly for the public stuff. There was enough of it there that I was completely satisfied even though I didn't download a lot of material.
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04-26-11 06:40pm
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from greg909:
(messmer's Reply)
I, too, checked out this site recently since it gets good ratings here (and like messmer says, there are so few natural pubes sites that one is forced to these shaved-like-window-dummies" sites to get any variety.)
Anyhow, to give ALS some credit, a lot of the images are quite good quality. But the thing that struck me the most was that every single model (aside from all being shaved) has almost exactly the same figure and face. Sure, some are brunettes and some are blondes, but as I looked back through their catalog, I kept thinking that I'd already seen each new model because they are all interchangeable. So boring! This was pretty much confirmed in a couple of sets called "Prague Auditions" (or something like that) where the site posts models that auditioned for the site, stating which were rejected or hired. It seemed that only the ones who fitted their tiny range of looks got through... and all the ones that I found interesting and a little different got rejected.
Oh well, nice if you like that exact look repeated over and over, but it wasn't for me.
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04-26-11 01:53pm
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from Sarah:
Hi Messmer. I was unable to identify any issues with the numbering in our casting sets. Could you please tell me exactly where you saw this problem so I can fix it?
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04-26-11 06:04am
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from rearadmiral:
(messmer's Reply)
Some of the ALS stuff I've downloaded remains among my favourite scenes. I'm a big fan of the site. I suspect that I'll take another membership there soon.
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04-25-11 05:11pm
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from slutty:
Excellent review messmer, haven't been back here in a while, probably should at some point...
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04-24-11 10:35pm
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from rearadmiral:
messmer:
I agree with you that this site offers some variety other than indoor photo shoots, but people should be aware that this site offers some pretty unique public stuff too. I haven't been a member at ALS Scan for a while, but the last time I was there they had maybe 10 shoots of girls in Europe where they painted 'clothes' on them and sent them out into the streets. These are some of my favorite scenes of all time.
I might be in a minority here, but I like the scenes where you can here the director giving orders.
Yours was a great review of a great site. Thanks for adding it.
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04-24-11 08:37pm
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from Khan:
(messmer's Reply)
memmmer, sorry if I confused you. My reply was to Capn. His comment about them all being shaved made me wonder if he was aware of the ALS meaning.
Again, sorry to both of you if I added any confusion.
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04-24-11 01:55pm
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from Capn:
...and all shaven, no doubt?
Cap'n. :0/
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04-24-11 11:28am
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from williamj:
They are in the right hand bottom on the videos. Non issue to me. Great site.
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01-28-09 03:38pm
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from PinkPanther:
Well, the good news for you is that ALS Scan has made a no-lollipop, hairy leg pledge - so all the lovers of French girls will be happy.
But the watermarks in the corners are there - I find them quite unobtrusive, personally - they're up in the corner, don't interfere with the images
Oh, and I'm lieing about the hairy stuff and the no-lollipop stuff.
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01-26-09 05:57pm
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from PinkPanther:
(messmer's Reply)
To me the schoolgirl thing is especially fun if it's obviously unbelievable - like when Lisa Boyle & Crissy Moran did schoolgirl sets into their 30's - mmmmmm - so hot! I would love to see Lanny Barbie do a schoolgirl set with frilly socks, stiletto stripper heels, french cut panties and a top that makes her boobs pop out like crazy.
I'm not saying that I don't like believable stuff, but porn is about fantasy, so I say bring on the aliens with monster cocks, the hot non-school-age schoolgirls, nympho cuties that want to fuck every single guy they see, the crazy footwear that no normal woman would even try to wear, the inability of a woman to walk across the room without dropping things so she has to bend over and give us a great upskirt view - and all the other unbelievable things that make fun campy outrageous porn.
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12-20-08 07:45am
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from turboshaft:
(messmer's Reply)
I don't really mind lollipops and the things models do with them as long as they do not do it too much, or with every single model. She has a lollipop, alright, now move on.
I also forgot to mention the "meal" scenes, where a model "eats" a meal -- usually breakfast -- and spills something on herself or inserts some utensil handles; it is just too dumb and repetitive for me, and every one of these scenes ends up looking the same.
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12-18-08 09:31pm
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from PinkPanther:
(messmer's Reply)
Mmmmmm - lollipops being licked by women over eighteen. That and pony tails and school outfits on women in their twenties.
Now you're playing my tune - I love that stuff!!
In straight movies, one of my fave scenes was in Dogma with Salma Hayek as the stripper Muse, in full schoolgirl regalia with pigtails, glasses and a lollipop - looking way over 18 - mmmmm!!!!
Excuse me - I've got to go see Charmane Starr feature dance at my fave strip club - I hope she's wearing a school girl outfit!
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12-18-08 06:08pm
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from otoh:
(messmer's Reply)
To be honest, I'm new to this lark, so haven't actually subscribed anywhere yet - have just been checking out video samples etc but no call yet for download a complete set of pics. Sometime in the next few days I'll decide what my poison is and sign up to a couple of sites - will let you know how I get on with dTa, and hopefully put a review or two up!
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12-15-10 01:11pm
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from otoh:
Thanks for picking up on this - this is my kind of material, and although the no zips I could live with (hopefully the download manager would take care of that) the 2gig limit is harsh - especially with a 24hr ban when you reach it.
2gig is, what, 3 HD video clips?
Hope the webmaster is listening...
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12-15-10 08:09am
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from mbaya:
(messmer's Reply)
Comparing my remark to what Wittyguy would say is a big compliment. I try, but you are mentioning me and The Master in the same breath.
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06-24-09 02:12pm
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from graymane:
Well, fellow Geezer....you certainly sliced this site down a notch or two. Your scathing assessment would surely have those contemplating takin' the plunge to see just how amazing those "grannies" really are, to step back and think again.
Appears the only way you're ever going to find what you've been searching for so diligently, Sir messmer.... is when you finally obtain a ticket for a train out of this earthly plain to the Pearley Gates.... where you'll then present your case, and claim your rewards, from St. Peter.
I understand he/she has some powerful influence and the right connections.
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12-04-10 04:08pm
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from lk2fireone:
Sorry for the bad experience and the money you wasted.
Not completely wasted, because you were able to write a review for other PU members who might be interested in this site/network.
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12-03-10 04:27pm
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#4
from mbaya:
(messmer's Reply)
I am not presently a member and it would be hard to do this from memory. I don't think they would remove the way to zipdownload. Maybe it is somewhere you don't expect to find it? Sorry.
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12-02-10 07:11pm
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from mbaya:
(messmer's Reply)
There is no watermark on any of the pictures, not even a small one.
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05-06-10 08:45am
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from exotics4me:
On the join page it does say this about downloads, "We also provide MPEG clips (divided into smaller, easily downloadable portions)".
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04-05-11 06:45pm
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from Tree Rodent:
(messmer's Reply)
Thanks messmer, yes I think you are right on all counts. Good observation.
I would hope anyone thinking about joining their first site would consider this one above others. It's a perfect safe first site, and it's also great to come back to.
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04-24-10 07:20pm
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