I'M GETTING OLD. OR OLDER.
MEMORY IS NOT THAT GREAT.
I HONESTLY DON'T REMEMBER IF I'VE EVER BEEN TO A STRIP CLUB.
I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY, SO THERE ARE PROBABLY A FEW STRIP CLUBS NEAR ME. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE.
MAYBE I SHOULD GOOGLE THEM, SEE WHAT THEY HAVE TO OFFER.
WOW! WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
LET'S MAKE BULLYING A NATIONAL PASTIME.
TRUMP CAN BE OUR HEROIC CHEERLEADER.
CROTCH GRAB.
PANTY PULL.
GOOD CLEAN FUN, OF COURSE.
PUNISH TEENS Number of Scenes: 91
BFFS (SAME NAME AS THE NON-PREMIUM SITE) Number of Scenes: 77 TEENS LOVE BLACK COCKS Number of Scenes: 72
FAMILY STROKES Number of Scenes: 108
SIS LOVES ME Number of Scenes: 73
DAUGHTER SWAP Number of Scenes: 45
DAD CRUSH Number of Scenes: 46
SHOP LYFTER Number of Scenes: 40
WHEN I WAS A CHILD, THERE WAS AN A&W RESTAURANT IN MY SMALL TOWN IN CALIFORNIA.
BUT I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN AN A&W RESTAURANT IN 40 YEARS OR MORE.
I THOUGHT THEY HAD GONE OUT OF BUSINESS.
LIKE MOST OF BOB'S BIG BOY RESTAURANTS HAVE DISAPPEARED FROM CALIFORNIA.
BOB'S USED TO BE A FAVORITE OF MINE, FOR HAMBURGER, FRIES, SALAD AND COKE.
FOR ABOUT A $1, I THINK.
TODAY, FAST FOOD CHAINS CHARGE $2 FOR A SMALL COKE.
USE THE PU LINK TO GET TO THE HEGRE SITE, AND YOU WILL SEE THE FOLLOWING PRICES:
(THE FIRST PRICE IS THE 'REGULAR PRICE', THE SECOND PRICE IS THE SPECIAL PRICE.)
REMEMBER PET ROCKS FROM THE 1970s?
IT'S DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN WHY SOME FADS TAKE OFF.
BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY PET ROCKS WERE POPULAR:
A LOW-MAINTENANCE PET THAT DOES NOT DIE.
IT'S DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN WHAT MAKES A HOT SEX SCENE.
IT DEPENDS ON WHAT RESONATES IN THE VIEWER'S MIND.
I'VE FOUND SOME HOT SCENES AT ROCCO SIFFREDI, X-ART, TEEN MEGA WORLD, AND SOME OTHER SITES.
IT'S JUST WHAT HITS ME, WHAT I CAN BELIEVE IN, WHAT AROUSES ME.
AND THAT IS A PERSONAL REACTION.
SO WHAT IS HOT FOR ME, MIGHT LEAVE OTHERS COLD.
THE SAME APPLIES TO SOME OF THE BEST PHOTOS I'VE SEEN.
IT TAKES MORE THAN JUST A GORGEOUS WOMAN.
THERE HAS TO BE SOME MEANING TO THE VIEW.
EVEN IF THE MEANING IS SOMETHING THAT EXISTS ONLY IN MY MIND.
WHAT ARE MORALS?
THE RULES THAT ARE USED TO PUT YOU DOWN, AND KEEP YOU DOWN.
THE BIBLE, AS SUMMARIZED BY THE PROPHET MERC77:
People should just relax. SLEEP The government is your friend. OBEY There is no reason to get upset over a little chip in your license. CONSUME As for the police and federal authorities, they are there to assist you. MARRY AND REPRODUCE No need to worry about that. SLEEP
"Dogs think people are Gods. Cats don't as they know better." - Kedi (2016)
IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU CONSIDER PORN.
IS/WAS PLAYBOY PORN?
SOME PEOPLE SAY YES, OTHER PEOPLE SAY NO.
IF PLAYBOY IS PORN, I REMEMBER SEEING MY BROTHER'S STASH OF PLAYBOY MAGAZINES WHEN I WAS AROUND 12 OR 13.
MY FIRST HARDCORE MOVIE WAS AT MY BROTHER'S STAG PARTY, WHEN I WAS AROUND 18. THAT WAS A HARDCORE FILM WITH LITTLE PRODUCTION VALUE, AND KIND OF BORING, I THOUGHT.
THEN, IN THE 1970s, I SAW EMMANUELLE AND THE STORY OF O IN A LOCAL MOVIE THEATER. THOSE MOVIES WOULD BE CONSIDERED SOFT-CORE PORN TODAY, I ASSUME. BUT THE MOVIE THEATER WAS A REGULAR MOVIE HOUSE, NOT AN ART HOUSE OR PORN HOUSE. THOSE MOVIES WERE REALLY ENJOYABLE. AND SEXY.
I USUALLY GO FOR BROAD COVERAGE SITES, LIKE TEEN MEGA WORLD, DIESEL ACCESS, TEAM SKEET.
BUT METART (AND SOME OF ITS SISTER-SITES), X-ART, TUSHY, BLACKED, VIXEN ARE ALSO FAVORITES OF MINE.
SO MY PREFERENCES ARE A MIX OF BROAD AND NARROW.
IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT THE SITE HAS TO OFFER, AND HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO JOIN.
BOILED DOWN:
-CONTENT I CAN ENJOY
-IS EASY TO USE
-GIVES VALUE FOR THE MONEY I PAY
I JUST CHECKED THE DOWNLOAD SPEEDS AT A COUPLE OF THEIR SITES: RUB A TEEN AND TEEN PIES.
MY ISP CONNECTION IS RATED 6.25 MB/s.
I USE DOWN THEM ALL, A FREE DOWNLOAD MANAGER.
WHEN I CURRENTLY DOWNLOAD A VIDEO FROM THE TWO TEAM SKEET SITES, I AM GETTING ANYWHERE FROM 2 MB/s TO JUST ABOVE 3 MB/s, ON AVERAGE.
AT MOST PORN SITES I USUALLY GET AROUND 3-5 MB/s.
SO MY TEAM SKEET DOWNLOAD SPEEDS ARE NOT GREAT, BUT NOT TERRIBLE.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU ARE GETTING SUCH SLOW DOWNLOAD SPEEDS.
WHAT SITE ARE YOU DOWNLOADING FROM?
YOU MENTION THAT IT'S A PSM SITE, BUT DON'T LIST THE ACTUAL SITE TITLE.
I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANY HINTS HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR DOWNLOAD SPEEDS.
BUT MAYBE YOU CAN TALK TO THE BILLER AND EXPLAIN YOUR PROBLEM, AND REQUEST A REFUND.
WHEN I JOINED TEAM SKEET, I JOINED THROUGH CCBILL.
THEY CAN BE HELPFUL. AND MIGHT ISSUE YOU A REFUND.
IF THE BILLER CAN'T HELP, MAYBE YOU CAN SEND AN EMAIL TO PU (THIS SITE). IN THE PAST, THE PU STAFF HAVE HELPED MEMBERS RESOLVE ISSUES WITH THEIR PAYSITE MEMBERSHIPS. I'VE NEVER TRIED THIS, BUT PU HAS MORE WEIGHT THAN A DISSATISFIED CUSTOMER.
USUALLY, WHEN I WRITE A REVIEW, I STATE THAT THE SCORE REFLECTS THE NETWORK ACCESS, AND THAT THE SITE WOULD SCORE LOWER IF RATED AS A STAND-ALONE SITE.
THIS IS MENTIONED AT THE END OF THE BOTTOM LINE SECTION, WHERE I GIVE THE SCORE.
A MATTER OF INTERPRETATION/JUDGMENT/WHATEVER-YOU-CALL IT.
SO I OFTEN GIVE THE DIFFERENT SITES IN A NETWORK THE SAME SCORE, OR SIMILAR SCORES, INDEPENDENT OF THE ABSOLUTE VALUE OF THE INDIVIDUAL SITE.
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, IF YOU GAIN ACCESS TO A BOATLOAD OF CONTENT BY JOINING A SITE BECAUSE OF NETWORK ACCESS, THE NETWORK ACCESS CONTROLS THE VALUE OF THE SITE.
AS AN EXTREME EXAMPLE:
EVEN IF A SITE IS WORTHLESS AS A STAND-ALONE SITE, IF THE NETWORK ACCESS IS OUTSTANDING (LARGE AMOUNT OF GOOD QUALITY VIDEOS AND PHOTOS, GOOD NAVIGATION, GOOD DOWNLOAD SPEEDS, ETC.), THEN THE SITE WILL DESERVE A HIGH SCORE.
I TRY TO MAKE IT CLEAR IN THE BOTTOM LINE, THAT IS MY THINKING, THAT I'M GRADING THE SITE AS PART OF THE NETWORK, AND NOT AS A STAND-ALONE SITE.
EXCELLENT REVIEW.
GREAT OVERVIEW, AND GREAT DETAILS.
I REMEMBER BEING A MEMBER OF ASIAN 4 YOU A WHILE BACK, AND HADN'T REALIZED IT WAS OVER 10 YEARS AGO.
AT THAT TIME, I WAS INTO SOFTCORE JAPANESE MODELS.
THEY ARE SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD.
THANKS FOR THE REVIEW.
BUT THE 5 GB LIMIT TURNS ME OFF. I REMEMBER AT LEAST ONE SITE THAT BLOCKED ME SEVERAL TIMES, BEFORE I HIT THEIR DOWNLOAD LIMIT, AND IT WAS FRUSTRATING AS HELL.
THAT ALONE, AS WELL AS THE PRICE, MEAN I WILL PROBABLY NEVER JOIN THIS SITE.
I THINK I WOULD ALTERNATE BETWEEN SHOOTING MYSELF AND CRYING.
THE DAYS OF THE PORN SHOP ARE LONG GONE.
I HAVEN'T BEEN IN ONE FOR DECADES.
AND MOST OF THE ONES THAT USED TO BE AROUND HAVE DISAPPEARED.
HURRAH FOR INTERNET PORN.
MAY IT CONTINUE TO FLOURISH FOR YEARS TO COME.
EXCEPT, I THINK IT HAS NEVER REALLY RECOVERED FROM THE ECONOMIC DOWNTURN THAT STARTED AROUND 2008.
A LOT OF GOOD PORN SITES HAVE BIT THE DUST.
OR HAVE TURNED INTO ARCHIVE SITES THAT NO LONGER UPDATE.
EXTREMELY USEFUL GUIDE TO THE SITE.
MY ONLY QUESTION IS WHY YOU WOULD QUESTION THE USEFULNESS/VALIDITY OF THE REVIEW.
BUT THEN AGAIN, I THINK MANY OF US START TO QUESTION HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE READING THESE REVIEWS, DUE TO A LACK OF RESPONSE/REPLIES TO THE REVIEWS.
DIFFERENT FROM YEARS AGO, WHEN THE PU COMMUNITY SEEMED TO TAKE A MORE ACTIVE STANCE IN REPLIES TO THE REVIEWS.
I COULD INCREASE THE FONT SIZE, BUT IT'S EASIER TO USE CAP LETTERS, INSTEAD OF USING LOWER CASE LETTERS.
BY USING CAP LETTERS, IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO WRITE, EDIT, AND READ THE CAP LETTERS ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN.
AND WHEN I PASTE THE TEXT INTO A REVIEW, REPLY, COMMENT, WHATEVER ONTO A PU PAGE, IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO READ/EDIT THE POST IN CAP LETTERS.
I USE NOTEPAD (A SIMPLER VERSION OF WORD) TO WRITE MY REVIEWS, AND MOST OF MY REPLIES/COMMENTS/WHATEVER FOR PU.
THAT IS WHY, ON MANY OF MY REVIEWS, MY PROS, CONS, BOTTOM LINE POINTS OFTEN MIGRATE INTO THE NEXT SECTION. I WRITE ON A NOTEPAD FILE, AND CUTE AND PASTE INTO THE PU FORM.
NOTEPAD IS A SIMPLER FORM OF WORD PROCESSING DOCUMENT, IT DOESN'T HAVE THE BELLS AND WHISTLES OF WORDPAD OR WORD.
BUT I ALMOST NEVER WRITE A REVIEW INTO THE PU FORM. IT'S TOO EASY TO LOSE THE REVIEW, AND HAVE TO START FROM SCRATCH.
I USE NOTEPAD TO WRITE ALMOST ALL MY REVIEWS.
AND EVEN MOST OF MY COMMENTS, AND REPLIES, AND POSTS.
THE MAIN VALUE OF DYKED IS THAT IT'S PART OF THE BASIC TEAM SKEET NETWORK.
JOINING ANY ONE OF THE BASIC TEAM SKEET NETWORK SITES (CURRENTLY 27 SITES) GIVES YOU ACCESS TO ALL THE BASIC TEAM SKEET NETWORK SITES.
THE PREMIUM SITES THAT YOU MENTION (DAUGHTER SWAP AND DAD CRUSH) ARE NOT INCLUDED IN THE BASIC NETWORK.
I LOOK AT IT AS A VALUE PLAY: FOR ABOUT $18/MONTH, OR LESS IF YOU FIND A BETTER RATE, YOU GAIN ACCESS TO A NETWORK OF 27 SITES, COVERING A WIDE VARIETY OF NICHES, WITH OVER 2,000 HARDCORE TEEN VIDEOS, AND OVER 1,300 MODELS, MANY OF THEM ATTRACTIVE.
IF DYKED WAS A STAND-ALONE SITE, I WOULD NOT JOIN IT. THE CONTENT IS TOO SMALL (CURRENTLY 27 VIDEOS).
AND THE QUALITY OF THE VIDEOS IS GOOD, BUT NOT EXCEPTIONAL.
I GAVE DYKED A SCORE OF 85 BECAUSE OF THE BASIC TEAM SKEET NETWORK ACCESS.
SEPARATELY, I DO NOT PUT A LOT OF WEIGHT ON THE ABSOLUTE SCORE I GIVE A SITE.
I DO NOT THINK A SITE SCORE ACCURATELY REFLECTS HOW SOMEONE ELSE WILL VALUE A SITE/NETWORK.
THERE ARE TOO MANY INDIVIDUAL FACTORS THAT CAN ADJUST EACH PERSON'S VALUE/TASTE/PREFERENCES.
UNLESS A SITE SCORES IN THE 50s, WHICH IS A WARNING THE SITE HAS MAJOR PROBLEMS.
BUT EVEN SITES THAT SCORE IN THE 90s FROM SOME REVIEWERS, MIGHT BE A NO-JOIN FOR ME, BECAUSE I WOULD NOT ENJOY THE SITE, BECAUSE OF PERSONAL PREFERENCES, OR OTHER FACTORS.
AS FAR AS MY WRITING IN CAP LETTERS:
MY EYESIGHT IS PROBABLY WORSE THAN YOURS.
I'VE WORN BI-FOCAL GLASSES FOR MANY YEARS NOW.
BUT IF I LOOK AT A COMPUTER MONITOR, IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO TAKE OFF MY GLASSES, AND READ THE SCREEN NAKED (WITHOUT MY BIFOCALS).
AND IT'S EASIER FOR ME IF I AM READING A TEXT DOCUMENT IF THE WORDS ARE ‌IN CAP LETTERS.
EASIER FOR ME TO READ. AND IF I AM WRITING THE TEXT, IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO READ, AND EDIT, IF THE TEXT IS IN CAP LETTERS.
SITE NAME------------------UPDATES-------PREMIUM?
BFFS--------------------------5 PUNISH TEENS-----------------89----------PREMIUM
BFFS-------------------------75----------PREMIUM
TEEN LOVE BLACK COCKS--------70----------PREMIUM
FAMILY STROKES--------------104----------PREMIUM
SIS LOVES ME-----------------68----------PREMIUM
DAUGHTER SWAP----------------43----------PREMIUM
DAD CRUSH--------------------42----------PREMIUM
SHOP LYFTER------------------36----------PREMIUM
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