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11-18-15  09:34pm - 3105 days #7
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I find it a welcomed privilege --- sparked by, borne of, and benefited from tangub's #4 short but solidly defined post, echoing Amanda's same timely action hereto on my behalf dealing with an identical situation.

This kind of leadership exemplifies for us an enviable ingredient for respect and loyalty among our flock.

11-17-15  10:01pm - 3106 days #5
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I too have had a couple older posts and threads disappear from the mainstay archives. Others I valued so much that I had carefully pinned them inside a vault-like storage for safe-keeping and fast retrieval.
The designated places these entries usually were destined to be located .... were mysteriously left bare.

11-13-15  09:07am - 3111 days #2
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Thank you Amanda for your kind thoughts and effort of acknowledgment honoring those of us who served in the military representing the country here in which we live.
Its the extraordinary whole beset of your magnificent kind that made it all worthwhile.

11-11-15  09:31am - 3113 days #30
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Originally Posted by Pyrenees:


I do not know for sure but hopefully you were not brought up in a religion like me where they considered self pleasure a sin.


Sir, If you only knew. I was indeed bought up in the epitome of mercilessly, oppressive, overweening religious shortsightedness that defies practical thinking.
I'm not a preacher, but for the long, long haul having lived under the shredded umbrella of the strictest, self-aggrandized father , whose one-note commanding authority , begs the mortal question: is this truly the way one should live? Or ......heaven forbid raise a child.

With what I've learned just being observent of Bible-thumpers, might keep you in sermons for another 20 yrs. (amen)

11-11-15  05:01am - 3113 days #28
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My answer below is to the thread inquiry .....

I'm afraid in my case it goes back so far the word "porn" had yet to even have been introduced into this country's vernacular. I only knew if a visual depicting ladies in varying degrees of undress we simply called them dirty pictures.
Still a youngster not yet out of wearing the hated boyhood knee-pants, I knew upon experiencing this strange new sensation growing in the feel-good regions of my body that something extraordinary would follow.
It did ........ but in the meantime I would feed upon visual delights, such as overdosing on the erotically pictured covers of Detective Magazines.
All of which helped precipitate my first orgasmic release.

First years of school now brings back recall of a few of my favorite things. Topping the list was at recess, wherein a mad rush was imminent by the boys for possession of the only schoolyard swing set ..... made of industrial strength metal and grounded for unlimited weight, the popularity wasn't getting a seat, but use of the bars, upon which the fun lay in climbing up and down on them.
It wasn't until I was lucky enough to finally get hold of one did I discover reason.
This day as recess ended ......found me perched half way up the pole, on which my legs were tightly wrapped, sliding up and down, head tilted back, a monkey-like smile cemented on my face ..... clearly oblivious of my surroundings, unmovable, and ultimately requiring the school principle to finally come out and coach me down.
Thus, The aftermath ushered in a practice that dwells happily to this day. Edited on Nov 11, 2015, 05:17am

11-10-15  09:54pm - 3113 days #27
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Originally Posted by MikeC:



I used to religiously read the pornstar profiles at ExcaliburFilms back in the late 90s.


Does anybody but me notice a pun lurking in the above phase "religiously read the pornstar" --- I think all will agree they're collectively the actual antitheist of one another. ?
The adverb "religiously"
Modifies the verb "read" --- all of which was going along fine until the word "porn" crashed the party.

11-06-15  03:25am - 3118 days #18
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Thanks guys ....I do believe you've both elicited a tear or two from the old man's eyes.
It's things like your kind words which propels the desire to go on churning up things I think those reading my stuff truly enjoy.
So thanks again guys, for this refueling of intent which will act on my part to maintain the status Quo you've graciously provided.

11-05-15  07:00pm - 3118 days #15
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Originally Posted by graymane:


SatinSilkfun along with their much bolder counterpart SexySatinSilkfun might warrant looking into whereby getting both sites at an overall discount just might currently be on the table.
I like both, And happily utilized this offer over a year ago. I also did a review on both sites.
Without a favorable discount, however, the euro exchange simply lost any and all allure for me.


Geeze ..... could it be something I said? Or maybe, do you suppose much of what I ever post here never makes a grain of sense?
I know ...... just because I'm struggling with an IQ in the lower to middle two-numeral category could be serving as a certainty for the reason I'm seemingly omitted from getting even bed breath as a reply to this my lone post. You know, the one I'm in right now?
But tell me .....am I gonna be getting jail-time, or what?

11-01-15  01:10pm - 3122 days #5
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Golly, Blindmandarn, looks like you've got lucky.
To be honest, at first the only way I figured anybody here at PU would volunteer to go on radio with you might have to include a tempting perk of some kind ......an example might be something like offering to give whomever came forward, Ummmm .... well, like getting him a spot to show off any talent he might possess on the popular TV show "Star Search."

Not only did you get somebody from Pu to be willing to go along with your quest ......you managed to get a newbie who's proven himself quite an asset around here .
I'd go so far to say one (in my judgment) who's won the title of being (among other things) our current Forum/reviewer Crème de la Crème member.
All this has got me so excited I think (should I be in better health) to jump right in with brethren Pyrenees.
Anyway, good luck with this project.

PS ..... I know writers don't like questionable critiques' ......but having tuned in on the link you provided .....I have to say the interview could bear a tad improvement

10-31-15  06:05am - 3124 days #2
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I'd say you'd get a wealth of information by simply back-tracking through the forum archive. There isn't much that ain't been said back there about the stuff you're seemingly looking for.
But the beauty lies being free to post and stream data from within the countless exchange at play between many tenaciously opinionated members.
(I'd even go out on a limb by a hefty distance covering every subject in the form of an actual interview.

If you wanna just think about it, using that avenue to get information for your interview simply takes pick and choosing,
Bottom line says that the interview is already made.

10-31-15  12:56am - 3124 days #9
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Sorry, LPee ......I believe I've already got the email I think you're referring to, but nothing else was included in the way of the literary piece authored by your wife from which you're seeking our opinions.
If , however, something in the meantime does appear in my mail about what you're talking about, I'll make every effort to address and act on it.

10-28-15  08:19pm - 3126 days #8
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Yo, My Man .....and salutations unlimited are reciprocally in order for this erstwhile PU brethren and valued porn dweller. A winner who's become a select favorite amongst those whom I deem a paramount resource for energizing my interests, keeping the creative juices flowing, and, more importantly, help me keep alive and well an ongoing desire to be a part of this great website.
So, Biker, let me convey my heartfelt appreciation having been almost a lone recipient to this thread, not to mention adding your very specially touching welcome for having me back from my long absence.

Note ..... A repeat of this sudden outage can occur at any time. Always a duration decided upon by the guy at the switch as when to turn it on.
Another avenue to consider that is just around the corner is my Advanced age --- heavily burdened with severe poor health, all of which has me on the lookout being face-to-face with the Grim Reaper just any time now.
I'm Currently now ingesting near 20 pills a day just to keep the motor running.
Know where I can get an overhaul?

10-26-15  07:10am - 3129 days #9
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SatinSilkfun along with their much bolder counterpart SexySatinSilkfun might warrant looking into whereby getting both sites at an overall discount just might currently be on the table.
I like both, And happily utilized this offer over a year ago. I also did a review on both sites.
Without a favorable discount, however, the euro exchange simply lost any and all allure for me.

10-26-15  06:32am - 3129 days #7
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You landed in the right place, son.
I've been an aficionado of porn since its inception, onward from the beginning when "tame was the game."
All shown at the select few seedy theaters that mastered in the art of pushing the envelope that governed the very limits of titillation served up by a nervous industry.

Panties later emerged on the screen, wherein seated wherever within earshot one could hear open, unzipped crotch fabric flapping in unison, emanating from every darken corner, occupying every stretch of aisle whereon theater employed attendants wore out their legs trying to quill unrelenting horny overtures taking place everywhere.
But as long as police wasn't on the scene, flogging one's log was reluctantly tolerated.
From the projector taking up a third space and overlooking a wanking frenzy on overload below, soon thereafter came the joyful news prompting unraveled jubilation over a new media that gives it all ....contained to function privately in the home. All one needed was an introduction to a video rental process where doors opened to the delight of legions hungry to the core for what belies shelved temptingly before them in full view simply for the taking.
The present speaks for itself with overload goodies emanating from the internet.... destined to progress to unbelievable innovations that will satisfy every lust.
Maybe its in my favor that I won't be around when porn takes on this runaway revelation.
Oh yes, LPee.....count me in on some eye-popping excerpts from your better half's erotic based literary undertaking. I think I've proved my ability to offer constructive feedback solely based on what you've just read.

10-26-15  04:23am - 3129 days #6
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Originally Posted by Pyrenees:


Hey Graymane =).

I hope you get well soon. If not ask Peter to prepare a place for me too =). It is nice to hear from you again and I will keep you in my prayers.

Many thanks, my able friend ......But at 82 with one foot planted on my awaiting grave, and the other firmly resting atop a banana peel......I'm therefore gonna be reminding Peter not to wander too far from his station.
That's to say, in Peter's absence, lest I be accidently ushered to a detour leading to an elevator going down.

By the way .....I'm really glad we're connecting again.
Also glad you hung around 'til I got back. I personally think you'll continue to blossom in this new environment.
Inevitably becoming a fixture of glowing promise, as well as a sage and invaluable talent that I predict will bring ecstatic welcome from staff and affiliates who're governing reviews. I already think I earlier labeled you as an indispensable forerunner in making Porn Users a formidable foe in the war of excellence exhibited in the art of mind-blowing reviews. The ball is in your court, partner....and upon getting in the ring with your opposition ....stay off the ropes and if necessary shake off the gloves and start practicing bare Knuckle's.

Forgive me for gettin' on my soapbox .....but for years I was a scout for triple-A ball clubs. Judging talent on the field and behind the plate was patently my bag. I'm betting the farm on you, fellow ....mostly based on our recent confab detailing me regarding your varied tenure at being at the helm of some high rollers producing porn. So Don't falter my rep, son .....I'll be the guy on the sidelines holding a clipboard.

10-26-15  01:59am - 3129 days #10
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For what it's worth, during the old system I once had a single winning hand on that prevailing raffle.
I'm not rich, but I never pursued my winning ($50)
Why? because I found it a bit much wading through the hassle getting my hands on it. I settled for the $50 worth of entertainment for simply competing.
My vote is cast simply on the fun of being in the fray.
Hell, you can drop my winning in a cup grasped by hand, arm out-stretched attached to a homeless figure dominating a corner sidewalk.

10-26-15  01:16am - 3129 days #4
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Thanks guys for showing up!.
Unable momentarily, to express the depth of gratitude I hold for these two super hero's (Pat and Khan) .....
However (I'm working on it)
A deserving adjective worthy of seating itself on the side-lines have yet to find a way to the driver's seat of my frontal lobe.
But I will say, based on my age and many anatomical breakdowns (expectant on my forthcoming demise) both Pat and Khan remain on my list prepared for Saint Peter asking for free passage to join me at my resident in the promise-land.
But leave anything porn-related back on earth.

10-24-15  02:53pm - 3130 days Original Post - #1
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I'm back again, my good friends ..... and for those who're still around who might care .....I have to conclude for how long I can't say.
However, If you followed my last sudden departure from the forum about a year ago, then I can reiterate the cause continues to stay alive , unfortunately, from the same determined will being carried out by the guy behind all this .... who apparently just won't let go.
You see, he's in like flint with our area's strongest internet server .....all of which holds the key to unlocking the entry to let me back in.
Because I won't settle for nothing but the best ......hence my dependence on my detractor lettin' up at times like this and giving in.
Whatever happens, I'll take what I can get and be thankful for whatever token is responsible for bringing it on.

07-27-15  05:49pm - 3219 days #4
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If you can believe this, the hottest scene I recall ever having seen was this "drop-dead stunning, heart-stopping creature" who's being shot on video as the submitting babe in a ball's-twisting seduction routine with this guy .... only to finalize with a penis popping out of this babe's panties .... leaving we viewers starving for the sight of a pussy that just ain't there.

07-13-15  04:21am - 3234 days #47
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In the absence of any models coming to mine that I could even offer to be identified by this useful thread ......allow, me, LPee, instead my sincere compliments for submitting it anyway.
At my age most model's images depicted now simply run together ......like walking the city streets of Japan.


07-13-15  01:52am - 3234 days #17
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Deleted for obvious reasons. Edited on Jul 19, 2015, 01:19pm (graymane: because my wording made unworthy of posting. This thread deserves better.)

07-12-15  08:50pm - 3234 days #6
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Originally Posted by Khan:


as an aside ...

Damn glad to see you blessing our pages with your visit Graymane. We always miss you when you're away.


You're nobly just too kind Chief, inflating such a hungry ego as mine to the point of eliciting a tear or two from aged ducts long overdue in production.

I'd like to know where you fit into the picture upon completion of this new, widely talked about venture Rick and company intends to launch just any time now! I know its been hashed over ad nauseum and I should know all about the answer.
But I don't. And its of the utmost importance to know for sure. So I repeat ......
What association upon the launch will you have with me and the other members .....and will it differ from any redeeming scope associated with your past and current duties here at PornUsers?

07-12-15  08:19pm - 3234 days #21
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Originally Posted by pat362:


^On sort of a somewhat similar thread. How often have you seen someone park in an handicap zone that is either not handicap or who walks out of their car without any visible handicap requiring parking as near as possible to the door?

I sort of wish that I lived in a world where people were more considerate of others and those people who are healthy like me don't actually use the nearest parking spot in a parking lot but instead one that is a little further so that people that who may or may not be handicap but have a much greater need to be close to the door actually have a spot.


As one who is handy-caped as about as bad as it gets ....I for one couldn't agree with you more Pat.
Its all I can do wielding two canes and fighting untreatable, blinding knee pain ...to inch my way to whatever ride I'm lucky enough to muster from angelic friends and/or "by the hour fees payable to those using my car to transport me to and fro."
That taps a very sad note: ......because I'm provably convinced I can drive safely without physical assistance or any helpful devices ....assuredly far better than I can walk ......but I'm advised for overall caution to stay away from behind the wheel and be content henceforth always being a passenger. ..... It ain't easy, though, for a veteran of 60 years behind the wheel to give up that right.

07-12-15  04:44pm - 3234 days #19
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Ever notice the number of obscenely, fat woman who shop at Wal-Mart? And far-too many almost always grab one of the few remaining electric carts (Put there for we who're old and unable to walk) otherwise being used to wheel their own pair of ton-bun back-sides seemingly forever throughout the aisles.

Seeing all this when I shop there brings back memories of those movies depicting aliens collecting live humans from our planet to transport into holding areas at home wherein selectively feeding on them at will for needed protein, fat and other nourishment already on short supply there.
They can simply hover over a Wal-Mart store ....turn on their powerful fat magnets and within minutes vacuum up a month's supply of varying meaty, multiple ethnic body-parts for fun-filled barbequing at a later time.


07-07-15  06:24pm - 3239 days #9
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Originally Posted by gaypornolover:


Graymane! Great to see you back dude, I missed you a lot and you've always been the poster on here I felt closest to, and has been kindest to me.

Anyway, just glad you're back. Hope you stick around - for a long time too! xxx


I've missed you a lot ,too, GP.

Recalling your last, usual interesting forum attendance, you came away shining so in defense of your own sexual preference that I shot you a salute.
I recall you doing pretty well arguing adversarial issues about right or wrongs practiced in the sexual arena.
You get high-fives so far, GPL

So, happily joining a respectable number of others all over this magnificent site indicating that your occasional absence will-indeed count as a fault. (Notably from we, your fans and friends ....those of us who want to see more of you, also >>>

"Then, my good friend ..... take it from another big Bopper ......"you'da man! Edited on Jul 07, 2015, 07:10pm

07-02-15  08:56pm - 3244 days Original Post - #1
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Knock-knock.
The door opens.
Hi, my name's Elaine, an' I'm here to answer your ad for an actress and a model.

Interviewer: "Why yes, come right on in ...My name's Ben, an I'm the one here who'll be doing the interview.
Looking around for who else might be present, Elaine is thinking: "well, really? ... that's reasonable to assume, unless there's others that're playing hide-go-seek.

"If you'll just follow me to my office, Elaine, We'll get started by first getting some information and conducting an interview."
Inquisitively studying this guy as she follows him down a darkened long hallway, Elaine's defense mechanism kicks into gear, beginning with her right hand resting firmly around her protective power-spray (promoted by manufacture to stop a charging Rhinoceros dead-in-its-track) as she's lead into Ben's office. Well, really..... admittedly its actually his bedroom, which Ben quickly explains serves as an office, studio , and all the props lying around for photography and video-tapinging on sight or projects done on short notice.
Suspicion heightens as Elaine's invited to be seated on the only places that would accommodate her comfort --- a body-length couch or .....(you guessed it) the bed.

Seating, as limited as it was, upon the soft sofa pillows caused Elaine's dress to slide back .... displaying a salivating portion of rounded hips and a glistening dermis complimenting such a splendid curvature of her two legs that they not only fogged up Ben's glasses but inexplicitly dried up his tear-ducts.
All of which motorized Ben's vocal cords to rattle out the master of all catch-all pitches to use for driving women into surrendering frenzies unlike any other.
Ben's mating gem .... (get out your note books, guys)
" My, my darling, (begins our boy Ben) ....continuing, his voice reaching higher octaves, "but aren't you the pretty one."
After an earful of that, Elaine's street-smarts alone tells her this guy really needs some serious, labor-born, verbally indoctrinated, lovelorn semantics to get laid this night.
As was the last grand botch-a-rue, now repetitively Recovering from this disaster, He picks up dumberizing again by adding "I can see great things developing from your start here today," "So Hey, how's about later sliding over closer and getting it on for your fans out there?"
Elaine" (which instantly sends signals to her left-front cranial lobe that dictates modeling isn't all that's on this guy's mind.)

Beads of sweat popping form his forehead, Ben opens the questioning part of the interview: "You're 18 years old, just out of High School, and hankering to get into modeling -- and conceivably into movies, am I right?"
"Eh, yeah, mumbles Elaine in responding -- but what's all this photography equipment doing in here, don't you have a studio, somewhere?"
"No, Sweetie," Ben proudly proclaims.... his composure now back up to speed) "we do it all right here"
"We? 'questions Elaine.
"Eh, well, sometimes I'll need another cameraman to help or take over completing the action."
"You see, Honey, I'll be in some of those pics and videos, myself. And on those occasions, well, you know, I can't hold the camera and be a part of the scene too ..... that is, while I'm doing what I have to do."
"What will you be doing" comes the likely reply from Elaine, as her eyes continue to scan the room.
"Uhmmm, I must advise you not to ponder the negatives you'll be exposed to out there, and I'll tell you right off, Elaine' that there are expectation of the entertainment world in which sacrifices one must make, as well as some things one might find objectionable getting into that sought-after field of glamor.....but, my dear, therein reaps its great bounty."
Ben's now on a roll, and he knows he has to unload his full arsenal, and do it quick and effectively lest his prey escape out the door.

However, Completely letting go of his foregoing strategy, further having got a priceless glance of Elaine's panty-line, Ben Harkens back to his earlier mindless interview by uttering another series of bummers: "My, Sweetie, but you have such a beautiful face! an' what a heavenly pair buns... Mamma-Mia!
An' those budding tits ...WOW! I think you're in like Flint, Gal.... Stardom is already knocking on your door.

Ben's now ready to close the deal!..... He continues: "Can you remove your blouse and bra so I can better get a gander at those perky boobs? And would you drop those jeans so I can get an angle take on that incredible ass?"
"An' while you're doing that would you .....HEY! wait a minute! Where're you going? You can't leave, "We ain't through with the interview. I'm gonna make you a star! Don't you want to get into show-business?"

Elaine turns around as she's opening the front door, "If you're looking for someone to just fuck, then may I suggest you do it to someone you really love ..... in other words, "GO SCREW YOURSELF!"

06-30-15  07:33pm - 3246 days #7
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Originally Posted by Khan:


I'm very happy that you're dropped by again. You're always missed when you're away.

Shame with all the medical battles you have to fight, you family is adding to stuff that you have to work to overcome.

Know that whenever connectivity allows, there's a seat for you here.


I simply cannot offer enough the depth of gratitude, Sir, I have for your generous support on this matter. ....... Thanks.

06-30-15  05:54pm - 3246 days #6
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Originally Posted by biker:


I hope peace will return to your family. As always, good to hear from you.


http://www.youtube.com/embed/SM_99DtI0tE...rel=0&autoplay=1



Lest you can imagine, biker, I'd love having been granted "front an center row seats" seeing thee in action during cycle-mania during those WOW-Days of yesteryear. Edited on Jun 30, 2015, 07:41pm (graymane: just goofed ......its just that simple)

06-27-15  08:40pm - 3249 days #4
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First thought that comes to mind:
"Bogie's time-honored remark that's still alive and well to this day in the movie archives ......."here's looking at you, Kid!"
The image of two eyes staring out at you from the right places speaks volumes.

06-27-15  08:19pm - 3249 days Original Post - #1
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I‘m one of the first to admit that my habit of sprinkling a tad too many of those lofty sesquipedalian words and phrases into a lot of what I write here on pornUser’s just might tend to slightly rub some the wrong way. And I wouldn’t begrudge, nay not one, an iota for taking that approach.
So please believe me when I say, to you’ns my very dearly appreciated PU brethren …… I’m not doing it for effect. And the reason all the above comes with this thread: ……. Is that I simply can’t stress strong enough, reach high enough, nor dip or bore deep enough, anywhere at this moment within my limited cranial recesses, to come up with anything near applicably heartfelt to justify in the written word my feelings for each and everyone’s previous personal comment made on behalf of my long departure. Accept it, my fellow inmates holding down the Asylum here at PU. You’re family now that my real one, being my only daughter who, by the way, made a failed attempt ( failed because of help supporting me in a court ruling) at using my age and health problems as reason for throwing me out of my own dwelling. The kicker, perhaps in my daughter’s mind, was riding on my porn interest and a belief she’d succeed because my condition is irretrievably a matter that’ll never improve with what little time I’m convinced I’ll have left in this lifetime.

Having paid a fortune to add on so as to maintain an additional source of privacy for myself, daughter and hubbie's growing lifestyle ......plus pitching in for school expenses to help their two teens, I wasn't about to cave, thereby having to suddenly pound the pavement for something else. Although tension now around here can figuratively be cut with a knife, a Nursing home isn't in my immediate plans......... although it might soon come to that depending on my ability to survive on my own.

Sadly, my daughter's hubby (my son-in-law) who’s acquired a time-honored place of employment at this area’s only Internet provider (Cox Cable) gives him authority whereby he still has the means of hitting me where it really hurts, (controlling my internet. That, by the way, was the earlier source instrumental in depriving me access to the internet for all this time in the first place.
He’s now intermittently bringing me back on internet cable, reasons for which I can only guess is because he’s able to chime in on my internet usage, opening the flood-gate to now gain entry to all my huge collection of girlie files without making it necessary to steal.

Yeah, who's to know we might develop another adult male pervert in the family. The thought does emerge that this could be a fringe-benefit for daughter should she ever need to keep him on the straight and narrow.

There you have it, guys ......first peep into personal stuff you may or may not wish to waste your time on.

If my luck holds out, I might for now be around for awhile.
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05-01-15  08:35am - 3307 days Original Post - #1
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© David Corio/Redferns Ben E. King performs live on stage at The Palladium in London on 20th June 1987.

Ben E. King, singer of some of R&B's most classic songs, has died at the age of 76, Billboard has confirmed.

Over his career, King had 21 songs crack the Billboard Hot 100, most notably the iconic 1961 single "Stand By Me." The U.S. Library of Congress added the classic to the National Recording Registry earlier this year, saying, "It was King's incandescent vocal that made it a classic". The singer had two other hits -- "Spanish Harlem" and "Supernatural Thing - Part I" -- crack the top 10 of the Hot 100.

King was born September 23, 1938 in Henderson, NC and moved with his family to Harlem in 1947. He lent his baritone to the Drifters in the late '50s before going solo.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee's last album was 2006's I've Been Around.

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It's not only the flashbulb distractions .....
The action of parading around going through the agonizing posing routines is in itself mind-blowingly dull.
Like somebody else said ......If I want "stills" and picture-taking .....I'd simply buy into that kind of dog-turd.

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Thanks, guys, for awaking this long slumbering thread.
Tis an issue that ain't ..... nor shouldn't go away.

Commencing to bring said thread up to date .....

Lets call the Porn conglomerates Goliath!
An' lets just call the young boy waving a slingshot David!


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Waiting for his busy doctor to come into the small examination room he was lead into by an assistant ... who would then get some advanced info from the patient to pass onto the doctor in order to facilitate his patient's needs.
The patient's need in this case was his inability to have a bowel movement .... long overdue, the constipated man laid down on the examination table, groaning with obvious discomfort and signaling a harried response to the assistant to either she or the doctor break away and administer an enema.
Excusing herself to immediately pass this on to the doctor, who was with another patient, the assistant was given instructions by the doctor to first clear all necessary protocol before doing what's next for the grumbling man .... who, upon the assistant's return to the patient's room kept pointing his finger at his rear and said to do something.
"Sir, began the assistant, 'unfortunately your insurance won't cover doing enemas.
"What the hell can you do then ", roared the angry patient as he rose up from the table.
"Well sir, responded the assistant ...... " can't do the enema, SO WHAT'YA SAY INSTEAD, I JUST SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!"

04-24-15  01:05am - 3314 days #4
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Need'nt be embarrassed, 'oh venerable PU stalwart .....
Because the simple matter of seeing you around again, followed naturally with our hopes of you hanging in there with us this time for the duration.......for which I proclaim, and with dutiable pride, joined by all here at PU -- our decree that exonerates you from any misgivings before and after.

04-21-15  04:27am - 3317 days #2
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Count on PU's unmatched romance cretic , Sir messmer, to give us all a long-awaited, but needed wakeup call to the importance of, always valued, timely treasured, and true essence bestowal of his welcomed slices of real romance in this prevailing "slam-bam-thank you-ma'am" collection of entrenched smut moguls in an industry riding on a matter of stolen beliefs ..... all of which done by we'uns in the name of love.

Pardon my drift, if you will, if I'm leaning too hard on these guys dishing us this stuff ....but mess's poignant, touchy-feelie heart-rendering little story jus' stirred my attention.

BTW, mess ..... congrats on your practice consummating an orgasm for your partners ..... I don't think I've ever advanced to that stage. Maybe I too ought to begin lookin' at doing some of that! But how does one go about leavin'em with that "unfocused, soft look in their eyes after the orgasm."?

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I've sort of made a name for myself in some local Karaoke bars near where I'm living .....and although my strong suit is Elvis impersonations, I'll belt-out some popular and Country hits from time to time when the sprit moves me.

It might interest a broad segment of PU music-lovers, especially those sustaining a lovable reverence of that memorable era that spawned the likes and style of Percy Sledge.
I'm doing my part keeping his memory alive and well by bringing down the house at karaoke bars singing "When a Man Loves a Woman".

04-12-15  05:43am - 3326 days #32
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You know how the old saying goes (and you always know better than anybody if it's Show-Biz ) about timely getting out the "low-down on our celebrities).

Summed up in the popular phase that put the Inquirer on the map: ........ "Inquiring minds wanna know."

04-10-15  10:31pm - 3327 days #4
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Nice rant, guys .... stirs up memories of yesteryear, at about the start of year 2010 when I discovered this great site ....
Knowing a privileged moment when it's soundly introduced, I tossed my hat in the ring here at Porn users, sort out and learned from the pros, saddled up with some of the toughest porn-rants combing the web and set out to make misbehaving webmasters stay at biting their nails for fear of PU's wrath.
Although most of PU's ardent fighters have drifted away, our legacy and arsenal of power is still alive and well.
Be assured PU won't be holding its tongue sounding off for what it's always espoused to and believes in that'll improve porn's image.

04-09-15  10:47pm - 3328 days Original Post - #1
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Yesterday I saw a foot adjoined to a leg, shot right out there on a hardcore scene in progress. I know it wasn't a third-party performer because his lower limbs are clothed in jeans with torso slightly clad in a plaid shirt.
You get far-to-many shoots sprouting shadows all over the place from lackluster camera-work.
Needless to say those kind of added attractions wasn't purposely injected to add overtime to the cameraman's pay-check .... and certainly not put there to provide erotic appeal to the scene.
Cutting to the chase, we have what I call the sniffer-cameraman .... because he inordinately dwells on rear-end coital close-ups, wherein his nose is buried in the womans' sexual orifices, and we see her male performer's balls dangling over, in front of, and around the lens ... almost always for a dizzyingly extended length of time. Let me not forget depiction of ungodly volumes of the male's genital hair, giving us microscopic views of root formation and anything crawling on the surface.

May I say all the above spills over onto other grinding annoyances beleaguering we who pay for this stuff.

A few samples:

Ever notice women in the throes of constantly lip-reading, and/or casting amply those fleeting glances off camera for instructions of what to do next?

Arousal assessed damages of those and countless other such scenes should weigh in at being tantamount to one's ball's suddenly clamped in the jaws of a starving Parana.
Not mentioned are many behind-the-camera need-be....and may I include directorial shortcomings that never-grow-old.
Invitational are naturally out for any views you wish to add?

PS .....
Starving artists? Not now nor forever in the porn industry.

03-28-15  09:57pm - 3340 days #5
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Originally Posted by pat362:


^I know you always get very vocal people saying that they will never watch a condom porn scene


au contraire, our most learned and dutifully respected among his PU peers .....
I'm in your corner, pat, almost all the way concerning this matter. Think my heart don't reach out for those in the industry who become victims, facing the worse from this cruel and murderous invader?
However, Warning Signs are up everywhere along the highway leading right up to the doorsteps to the perils associated with chancing one's choice of getting into such a risky business. Who knows?

Because of the sheer volume of disenchantment among those out-of-favor with using condoms .... then this argument of who could and who shouldn't ought to be paramount at finding a solution acceptable aiding all parties.

I don't want to come across here as "beating a dead horse" but, in my mind, the answer clearly puts the ball in Porn producers and the Studio's court. Being it's theirs, as well as paid performers' livelihood, then it ain't rocket-science figuring-out who ought to be at the forefront getting serious and acting on it.
The answers isn't going to wash up on shore with a box containing all the answers.

03-28-15  06:43pm - 3340 days #35
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Originally Posted by biker:


Time catches us all. It brings with it a lot of ailments. It spares no one. In my forties, my eyes started to become farsighted and my legs began to have severe cramps. Now in my sixties I have to take a vitamin B-12 supplement and my ears have a ringing in them. What waits beyond is anyone's guess.

Time brings other things if we have an open mind. Wisdom, patience and tolerance. I wish I had more of these in my youth. It would have made life much easier for me and those around me who had deal with my lack of them. Sadly, patience seems to be diminishing again as I find myself yelling at my computer for being so slow. As if I don't have all the time in the world to do the foolish things I use it for.

Since I have started participating At PU I notice that the good things that time has to offer are present in the members here. That is made abundantly clear by the posts I enjoy reading as I scan the topics brought up here. As always, thank you Khan and those who work with you for providing a place to express myself freely without being judged. Here's hoping everyone's capacity is never diminished to prevent you all from being a participant to PU and to those who created it.


Many thanks, biker for your thoughtful support.
Please note another post I've created within this thread which pertain to you.

03-28-15  06:37pm - 3340 days #33
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Thanks, biker, for the welcomed lift.
Recalling a hint of doubt I'd perceived perhaps bothering you about your writings .....well, I'm here to say that you needn't think for a moment your messages don't pack a powerful punch at getting full attention in this forum.

Be assured, Our Porn lovin' cyclist .... I'm faithfully cognizant, as I trust exist among our numbered benefactors of your participation here ....you therefore know that you are appreciated and your input valued far beyond what you might think.
All of which simply intensifies my hope biker continues to impart all those fascinating posts we've grown so much to enjoy, especially those inborn from his life as a biker ...... I appeal to biker to faithfully become a fixture here at this great site .... 'cause I predict he'll open conscious receptors wherever his talent alights.

03-26-15  11:57pm - 3342 days #30
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Originally Posted by messmer:


I am so sorry that you have reached the stage where you have to look at the possibility of going into a nursing home. Not my favorite choice, that's for sure. Wish there were some magic wand I could wave to make you feel better, in lieu of wizardry, though, have my assurance that you are in my thoughts and not forgotten by your forum pal.

m.


Summing up the merits highlighting this thread's welcoming touch of briefly having you back, messmer, not surprisingly an awaking delight I trust shared by us all, I then hope a piece of your past contributions to PU, that I feel was so meaningful and valuable to this site's purpose, might find a sonorous recall in our thoughts.
Cause' I gotta say, in light of this observer, yours was one of the most informative, eye-opening, articulate, Elegant and poignant style of the written word as any I've seen. ......need say it is sorely missed.

Oh yes ......

Thanks, my friend, for your concern concerning my health and wellbeing..
(But, appealing for no explanation or sympathy at the moment), let me say elements entwined in misfortune afoul with family, apart from my health, is just another demon taking up residence in my life at the moment.
That, if I live long enough, should be chronicled herein if and when opportunity allows.

Adios and Godspeed 'ol buddy .......don't be a stranger, you heah!

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And as it goes, a stalwart for the concern for safe-sex in this burgeoning industry .... you've again made an excellent case for your efforts to quickly see the day condoms will be mandatory.
One simply cannot morally argue against your caring pursuit getting the word out concerning the consequences at risk to performers exercising the non-use of condoms acting out sex scenes. Salutations to Pat are deservingly in order.

My contention has always been the fact billions flow into an industry bursting at the seams with cash flow who somehow can't, or will not find some way a condom won't be visible to viewers (like myself) who're completely turned off at the mare sight of them.

Hey, guys.... men are walking on the moon for goodness-sake. Work on fooling the masses like me that his sheathed member looks like the real thing. ( "thing" ... a pun I couldn't resist)

03-24-15  11:06pm - 3344 days #28
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From hurricane Alley here on the East coast, be assured I'm one of the most enthusiastic and happiest PU warriors seeing you again here on the battleground of porn, who, among other likeminded PU brethren's, exerting our all to improve it's place in this prevailing segment of societal acceptance .... but mostly to again witness the pleasure of this visit from one of our best -- naturally and with full honors bestowal to the threading author of this visit.
My admiration bears no limit to the praise deserving of you for the absolute caring you're continuing to implement to helping your wife's needs.
Her condition is reminisce of my own, in my case (without a caregiver) accompanies a mercilessly continued breakdown of bodily function and pain that has me now progressively within sight of a nursing home.

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I join the others having expressed concern upon reading your rather lengthy thread regarding "Peyronie’s disease, Willy, And I hasten to add being done so with the usual regard we all here are accustom to expecting from one possessing your creative, mental agility.
Your pecker dilemma especially tugs at my heart-string because it 's a condition I've never heard of ....hence finding myself unable to offer anything beneficial for you dealing with it.
As one whose own penile idiosyncrasy surpasses yours..... I can only pass on my deepest wish that you conquer all that dwells with your concerns of paying the bills.

Happy to see you coming around, though ..... hope to enjoy more of your exceptional wit reaching us via PU's forum.

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Couldn't agree with you more, Herr Denner.
I can get as much, if not more excitement watching grass grow.

I'm convinced the studios must have to "sneak" these "still shoots" into their content for it to be seen at all.
But why?

Glad to see that you stopped in. Brings up memories when all the yesterday regulars had this place humming.
Drop around more often.

01-09-15  08:14pm - 3418 days Original Post - #1
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Bullet Harrilson Runs a tight ship. The nickel-dime porn site he started just a few short years back has surprisingly taken-off ... finding it's way now on the heels of some major players.
Thanks to his adoring wife, and a small number of her hottie friends whom she persuaded to join her as models to help get things started ...... hyped by promises of the probable chances of this choice being a gateway possibly to bigger and better things down the line in the business of making movies.
Reputations be dammed, having their image introduced to the world of Internet porn was far too compelling to pass up.
As good fortune found its way to Bullet and his dreams of success, all beginning sacrificial endeavors by those whose undying faith, right from the beginning, prevailed and were now sharing in the good life Bullet provided. Now enjoying executive status, themselves once the only female stars, have honed their craft and overseeing who gets in the front door to becoming porn stars.

Knowing good cameramen and videographers when he sees them, Bullet limited his business to only the rock-bottom few he deemed necessary and best in the business.
Today was one of those rare days he had to call
Jeremy into his office, he being Bullet's honcho who thoroughly had charge of the shooting end of the business.

The matter at hand had to be delicately dealt with lest Bullet bruise the overweening sensitive ego of this seasoned lends man, of whom at this moment in hindsight Bullet regretted not having more closely monitored his work behind the cameras.

Seated directly eye to eye, Bullet began by saying: "now jeremy don't take this as an affront, and try being fairly objective about what I'm about to tell you that's coming in from the outside."
"No problem, boss, ..... You know me, I'm gentle as a tamed teddy bear when it comes to taking flak from our beloved paid members. We all know its part of the territory 'so c'mon on an' gimmie all you got, smiled Jeremy as he took another sip of wine ( harvested from France's top vineyards and seasoned to perfection from only personal limits in Bullet's widely rumored, tempered cellar) ... beautifully laid out specifically for his cameraman, with prior intent to soften Jeremy's exaggerated sense of self-importance and conceit.
"Well, my gifted and talentedly endowed cameraman," began Bullet, 'it seems we're getting a mountain of mail complaining about your lengthy close ups. Especially users from a reviewing site called PU (porn users) and particularly from an individual who calls himself graymane, who, I might add, is bitterly accusing our people of an abnormal fixation focusing on the hairy assess of our actors. He, among others, says the camera is unstopping and continuously rolling as its absorbed with butts bobbing up and down attached to males atop their women partners acting out our fuck-scenes."
graymane further strongly asserts it's agonizingly ongoing and zoomed in so close one can count the ugly hair roots emanating from the mold-incrusted membranous tissue of these guy's hanging balls .....the sight of which are focused endlessly on them swinging from side to side on a seemingly fatal gymnastically charted course of breaking away from the sacks they're embedded in.
Although the most outspoken, graymane isn't the only one. Others from that bunch throws in another complaint that angled shots anymore are almost non-existent.

At this point Jeremy's teddy bear temperament goes AWOL as he unloads expletives even unheard of from hardened, salted North Carolinian dock-workers and tugboat deckhands.
"F...k PU and all their inhabitants, screams Jeremy." 'What do they know anyway?"
"So I take a break occasionally to take a piss by leaving the camera focused on whatever while I use my time there to jack-off before leaving.' I mean, I can only for so long control my rock-hard-ons looking atop the pussies being pounded upon by the groins of those dammed lucky guys doing only what I can fantasize about, ....angrily murmured by poor ol' Jeremy.

"You're fired," roared Bullet. Get the hell out'a here!" And you'd better hope I don't find your cum residue splattered about on my equipment."

Wanna start a porn business? Jeremy's available.

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You guys are right-as-rain about staying loyal to TBP/PU .
It's not only the practical thing to do ..... it can be argued as being the right thing to do.

I'm almost ashamed to say those "bargains" we get in our mail are generally what I've used myself in the recent past.

Although I subscribe to so few sites to justify shopping for deals, Be assured that'll change in the future.

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