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| 07-03-09 08:34pm - 5963 days | Original Post - #1 | |
| turboshaft (0) Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 | Happy July 4th! I know it's a little early, but to all my fellow American members here at PU, and of course to the great staff, happy Independence Day! As I am sure many of us are aware, the sage old advice of "Be careful where you point that thing," and "It could go off at any second" take on a new, more important meaning when handling fireworks and explosives, so be careful! Maybe take some time and watch a video with an all-American cast, or think of your favorite American model(s)... :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-03-09 11:28pm - 5963 days | #2 | |
| lk2fireone (0) Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA | In addition to the words of warning: "Be careful where you point that thing"; "It could go off at any second"; You should add the important: "Be careful where you stick that thing". Also, a word to the wise: "Better safe than sorry (A bit of protection is always nice)". STD is not a joke. | |
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| 07-04-09 03:04am - 5962 days | #3 | |
| Drooler (0) Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA | Don't let your dick run your life. Yeah, sure. ;) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-04-09 07:59am - 5962 days | #4 | |
| Khan (0) Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA | On behalf of all the staff here at PornUsers/TBP, let me join in wishing all our US visitors a happy Independence Day! Enjoy the cook-outs and party safe. To our non-US users .... Hope you have a great weekend as well. Why not tip one for the good 'ol US of A or any other handy excuse to tip one. ;) Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 07-05-09 01:01pm - 5961 days | #5 | |
| monty2222 (0) Active User  Posts: 49 Registered: Feb 20, '09 Location: Denmark | Happy birthday, USA. :-) | |
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| 07-06-09 12:49am - 5960 days | #6 | |
| maxmixdv (0) Suspended Webmaster Posts: 20 Registered: Apr 23, '09 Location: Miami | Happy July!! MAXMIXDV.COM | |
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