Great review. It's a shame that another good amateur site is going down...Hopefully she has enough videos around that she will update teh site for a while :)
This as well as all the other fucked up sites in the network are some of the most frequently updated ones. Basically these are the sites you should be most interested in when joining the meat member network as the rest of them often have videos only from 2006.
That being said, this site does have fake cum, but also some pretty hot girls and funny scenes. It's similar to the pornpros network in that regards...
Current Member for over 2 months (at the time of review).
Pros:
- still only 16 videos and none of them have the full video download option. Get ready to take down 7-16 1 minute clips and them merge them all together. The video quality is around 640x480 and going down in the older scenes.
- there are screencaps for almost every scene as well as high-res photos at 533px × 800px and 720px × 480px. The lack of a zipped archive made this very frustrating. the best way to get the images being via firefox Downloadthemall and selecting download links on page.
- a few very cute models such as Hillary Scott before she got all that work done on her (she actually looks adorable) hailey page and a few more.
- pretty rough anal videos.
- access to the whole meat members network and this site is very well integrated allowing for searches within the network from the site's main page.
Cons:
- site hasn't been updated since 06/07/2006. I don't suspect anymore updates will be added.
- video quality is okay but could be much better.
- server speed could be improved AKA slow downloads for me and the streaming, when it worked, was slow as hell.
- no search option within the site itself. Not that many user friendly features.
Bottom Line:
This site is worth it if you're really crazy about the models and want to see how they looked back in 2005. Otherwise there isn't enough here to keep you busy for more than an hour.
The action is good, the photos very nice and the models hot, but the fact that you have to take down clips and then merge them. The lack of zipped archives and the slowness of the servers, just makes you want to yell at the screen. Which is the opposite of what porn is supposed to do :)
I enjoyed the site as part of the whole network but I would recommend against it on it's own. There simply isn't enough here to entertain one. Taken as a whole the network might be interesting and I have a review on it as well, much higher score than this site...
The only reason this site get's more than the minimum is the good quality images and the models, which were very cute.
It's a shame since a little more work could have taken this site into the top ten of it's category easily.
Current Member for over 2 months (at the time of review).
Pros:
-39 scenes in rather poor quality 452x300 . Most of which don't have full download options (available only as clips) On a few of the more recent videos WMV and MPG are offered. I'd have preferred MP4 but that's just me...
- each scene has a few screen caps at around 480px × 640px. No zipped archive and not really worth saving IMO. The images are blurry and don't even come close to the quality available in many other places. Teen Dreams comes to mind as a good place for teen hardcore photos.
- a lot of new faces (I didn't really recognize any of the models and I browse most of the young adult networks) and mostly relatively cute girls. Some act more shy than others and some are cutter than others, with a lot of girls I didn't care for (but that's subjective). All and all a decent mix.
- some of the more recent videos have trailers.
- access to the whole meat members network which has around 54 sites and hundreds of scenes. The site is very well integrated in the network.
Cons:
- last video is from 06.2009 but before that the last video is from 2007. A huge gap....also I am not sure if further updates will be available
- no way to search only inside the site. Say if you want to see anal within the Teen Slam site.
- no model pages
- streaming claims it requires windows media player 11 I had it installed and firefox still wouldn't stream. Didn't have this problem elsewhere.
- download speeds aren't the best I've ever seen. It capped at around 50-70kb.
Bottom Line:
All and all this site has/had potential. There are some really cute girls in here, although they can be a bit hard to find among the less good looking ones, a better preview system would have worked wonders. Most previews are just a shot of the girl with a penis in her mouth, the penis obscuring half the image due to the angle.
Anyhow, the main problem is not bad previews but the fact that this site was probably abandoned in late 2007, for a while updates were regular (back in 2007), then they stop. Only to have that last video from 2009...does this mean that the updates will start back up? maybe, maybe not.
By 2007 standards the site is good, but compared to other networks, it lacks. When places like Facial Abuse offer HD videos and this place has mostly scenes cut up in clips of 1 minute each there isn't really any fair compassion.
When sites offer high def photos and Teen Slam tries to compete by offering screen caps...nope, won't do.
Bottom line. A lot of potential, a decent amount of cute teens doing hardcore, not enough dedication by the webmaster. The site is mediocre and if there is something else in the Meat Members network that you like consider this site as well, but Teen Slam is not a deal maker or breaker.
(Gave it 70 because I really liked one or two of their models, but if it weren't for that, this site is not worth it.)
However this site will also get you access to the whole Meat Members network which boasts 57 Sites
29123 scenes, 8000 Bonus DVD's and 374864 Photos!
Now keep in mind that the bonus DVD's are only for streaming and that some of the scenes are actually low quality stuff that you will probably not be interested in. However, this is not a bad deal, especially if you're into rough sex with a lot of anal. The whole network seems to slowly move in that direction.
I'd say pass on it. Searching for a review resulted in nothing. Actually searching for the site name resulted in nothing period. It's like no one heard of this site.
I also don't trust the whole FREEEEEEEE ACCESS deal.
If you do want to join, desperately. Please use a secure card number so they can't keep billing you.
Hmm, as a person traveling between Europe and the US quite frequently I would like to thank you for pointing this out and I would like to thank the webmaster for clearing stuff up. I was always confused by the different prices...
Thank you for sharing, I remember my first reviews and chuckle at how short and simple they were.
Speaking of which, you don't want people to chuckle at your reviews do you? People around here have seen some pretty long and thought provoking stuff in their lifetime. Try to put more time and effort as well a objectivity in your review. It will make it look much better. Also read other reviews and see what people comment on. It will get you more points and more trust votes.
Hmm a though one. I would say that it depends on the site. If I like the webmasters and the content and respect the girls on it I would probably stop using it.
If the site was poor quality I would chuck it to the admins laziness and continue using my pass.
wow...this is a bit morbid...I guess whoever got my laptop would be very freaked out at how many movies of hardcore anal I have...Maybe I should protect my HDD or something...
Thanks for the praise. It's not that the site is a complete scam, it's just sad that they could do so much with it and they fail out of laziness...I bet someone somewhere decided: "meh, money is coming in like this, why bother adding more stuff/hiring a better web designer?"
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
-20 scenes or so, without the option to directly download. Had to use a video grabber. VERY FRUSTRATING!!!
-Around 20 photo galleries with images at around 1229px × 922px, but no zipped archives and no easy way to download the content.
-cute girl in hardcore action as well as solo and girl on girl. This is the one place where this network excels, cute girls doing almost everything, except anal.
-I guess they have streaming videos and that's a plus...I'd much rather have than and the option to download videos.
Cons:
-As I am reviewing the sites in this network I feel like I'm just repeating a long list of bad stuff, but unfortunately these sites lack in every category besides the cute models. Video quality is mediocre, customer support is not nearly as nice or prompt as other sites, amount of content is limited (around 20 scenes and 23 galleries per site) They display ads on the member page, they seem very focused on charging you and delivering minimum content.
Overall a poor experience. Although I guess they have the photo galleries which are nice...except they have no way to easily download them. Not even DownloadThemAll will catch the big photos. Good luck opening each image and saving it.
Bottom Line:
the main problem with this network is that they only care about the cash, forgetting to deliver a pleasant user experience. I have added reviews for both LittleApril and LittleBree, and I detail some of my issues with them there. However, the bottom line is that the whole network lacks user options, the content offered is okay but not awesome and the models are really not used to their maximum potential. I have been a member of many teen sites and I have joined some repeatedly because of the good quality material they offered. This network is not one that I will visit again.
Before considering joining please look at any of the teen sites that have top reviews here or on The Best Porn, there are countless solo sites better kept up than this one. There are so many sites where the girls are really connected to the users through forums, sometimes weekly webshows. When you can join a site like that, where the girl is clearly having a good time doing the scenes, why join this network?
Cute girls get you half way to the top ranks, the rest is in the hands of the crew that shoots the scene and the webmaster. The people behind this site forgot that and the result is much less than it could have been.
They claim that they have exclusive porn from some girls. Do they mean that the girls only shoot for them, cause that's a lie. i am sure I've seen many of their models around on TeenDreams, Teensexmovs and the likes...
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
-20 videos, of okay quality. (They were .FLV and my player refused to tell me the exact resolution, sorry :( )
-28 photo galleries with decent amount of photos at around 911px × 1367px. No zipped archives.
-Bree is one of the cutest teens I have ever seen.
-The scenes include hardcore, lesbian, solo and outdoors.
-The site claims it updates regularly and shows a preview of what will come up. I have yet to see this update system work.
-Decent streaming
Cons:
- No support for downloading videos. No link to the actual file. When you click on the one image preview for the movies the thing starts streaming. In order to download the videos I had to use a video grabber add-on for firefox. This is ridiculous!
-This whole network is extremely prone to charging you without warning. BE AWARE when clicking on anything, also make sure you unsubscribe from any other sites they might add to your regular bill. I was signed up for another site that I never requested.
-Content is very poor quality and the quantity doesn't make up for it. The girl is really cute, but the whole experience is not worth it.
-Customer support doesn't seem to "get" issues. (I can't access all the sites I paid for) They are most likely from Spain. Google the billing company before you sign up there are many, many bad reviews about Jettis International. They did respond to my e-mails but so far they told me to call, or that it's because of me canceling my subscription...
Bottom Line:
I wanted to check out this network for quite a while and despite bad reviews on many sites I decided to join this site through a 1$ trial at tinyteenpass.com. That trial only gave me access to a few clips so I clicked the upgrade, expecting to see a page with a confirmation and how much the upgrade will cost. NOPE, the site upgrades you automatically. Once inside some pages will display a button saying "get inside 5$" this button will charge you automatically, Be careful what you click when in this site.
Unfortunately, a day after I joined I couldn't access 3 of the 12 sites i signed up for. Customer support responded to my e-mails but weren't helpful yet. They seem to be really big on calling them. Will update as this goes. I would like to note though that both Facial Abuse and Nubiles offered me to refund me my membership just because I said I was unhappy with the content on their websites.
Anyhow, to the website itself. So far every single site in this network was funky in an unique way. Little April didn't have any full videos, this site doesn't have any download pages, forcing you to use a video grabber to get the videos. Features such as search, model info, forums, niched galleries or anything like that are non-existent. Instead we have a big add for "FREE" live cam-shows.
On the plus side most videos are hot, despite some slight camera issues in one or two videos (the cameraman decided to swing the camera around and the lighting changes halfway through the scene) and Bree is very cute. I just wish they had some interviews, some more info on her, something to make this site more of a connection with the model.
All and all the site feels like they are trying to hard to get your money and got stuck back in the early days of the internet porn industry when all it took was some photos and a few videos and that was an awesome site.
If you desperately need a teen fix and no other site out there will do it for you, consider this network. Never alone, one of these sites by itself is pathetic, as a network it reaches the bottom step due to how cute the girls are.
Bottom Line? keep looking, you will find much better deals!
I like to see just a shot or two so the actual movie is a surprise. For me it's all about the first time seeing a movie, afterward it's lost it's appeal...
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
- Around 50-60 videos split into 3-4 files at 352x240 each for a total of 143 videos and about 300 minuted of movie.
- The model is cute if you like teens.
- There are some cute photos and video scenes.
- Download speeds are relatively good.
Cons:
- The site is very sneaky about extra charges, often making me feel cheated. (I'll explain more in the bottom line, but be careful when signing up, use a virtual card from paypal or discover)
- Videos are very poor quality and split into small files. The download page actually tells you to download all clips and some will automatically give you a 404 error, but that's okay.
- No real preview galleries
- No searches.
-Content feels stale as all videos look similar. A lot of masturbation, nothing else much going on.
- As far as I can tell the updates are actually recycled content.
- No bonuses for joining the site alone. Too expensive for what you get.
- All videos save with generic names, that have to be changed latter.
Bottom Line:
I joined this site through a 1$ trial at tinyteenpass.com. That only gave me access to a few clips so I clicked the upgrade, expecting to see a page with a confirmation and how much the upgrade will cost. NOPE, the site upgrades you automatically. Once inside this feature is present for some bonus sites, be very careful or they will charge you automatically.
Anyhow, once I got inside I had access to 12 sites which got cut to 9 after one day. I am currently talking to customer support which is not very helpful so far. You might want to google their e-mail to see what other people had to say about the company (cs@jettcs.com ) Bottom line if you do sign up you should use a virtual credit card!
Oh they also sign you up for a trial to another site, so make sure to cancel that.
Anyhow, issues like that aside, the site itself is not that awesome. The girl is hot, but the way the content is presented is very, very poor. Imagine a site from back in the 90's when HTML tables were all the rage. Yeah, this is what you have here. The preview is a small generic photo, no descriptions of the action in a scene, no zipped archives for photos, videos are split into clips, very small clips.
Also the scenes are rather generic with the girl masturbating in almost each scene. More variation is needed.
Customer support is average, towards very poor. I am still exchanging e-mails with them so we'll see how that goes.
User features such as searches, rating systems, forums or anything like that are non-existent.
All and all this site is not worth it. Not at all, you can find much better content at Nubiles, Teenmegaworld, or any other solo site. Look around, there are much better deals that don't ripp you off by signing you up for trials you don't want.
This whole site is designed to get your money wile offering as little content as possible. Doesn't even come close to some of the modern websites delivering teen content. April is simply not worth it.
Hmm, I'd say it depends on the model, but then again I love legs and heels always make legs look better. I also kinda dislike bare feet...for some reason they creep me out..
hmm...sorry for my mistake. I will change that in the comment. I was just going by an error I got when I tried to copy a video on my external HDD...must have been something else.
Many people have already pointed out the good stuff and the bad so I won't do a review, just go over the stuff that I encounter and thus add my 2 cents...
-not enough photos
-sometimes frustrating to navigate
-some videos cannot be downloaded
-DRM is not in effect anymore. See reply #1 from webmaster
-a pretty decent price
-a lot of interesting videos such as the This ain't series (this ain't star trek, this ain't happy days, etc.)
-a lot of pron that clearly has a large-ish budget behind it. Quality stuff all and all, but the DRM is frustrating...
What you're saying is that they take stuff from Facialabuse and re post it here? or that they have the same girl on both sites? I know that this network often updates the same girl on several sites... While I was there they had scenes with Amai on two or three different sites, but the scenes were different...
Does the trial ask you if you want to continue before billing you or do they just bill you after 24h? Seems like a short period of time to figure out if you like the site or not.
Image clarity and poses are some of the most important for me. I wish I could choose both :P
A pose can make all the difference in the world and a fuzzy image is just no fun. I don't care about color so much though, B&W sometimes looks awesome.
but on an unrelated note, I just thought the site looked shady, someone got ripped off by them and my regular methods of checking if the site is safe claimed it was not. Shared my opinion. Do what you want with it.
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