Whether a toy is shaped like a schlong, is a lubricated cucumber or is the babe's panties is irrelevant. If the babe is gorgeous with beautiful PTA combo, I'm good to go.
If she isn't or if the cameraman gets lousy angles or uses lousy (or no) lighting, I don't give a ratzass whether she uses a realistic looking schlong or a broom handle, I won't bother watching.
Thanks for an interesting review. Based on your stats, if you sign up for one month and drain the site, you're paying about $0.60 per video. That's rather steep when you compare to other sites.
Is there an update schedule and, if so, is it accurate?
I live for posts on PU...but only while a new video is downloading or I'm cataloguing all my stash.
My plan is to have a double dry Beefeater martini, up, twist, shaken not stirred. Then yank out Little Richard, work him up to a Big Dick, watch a little vintage Christy Canyon (whose flappers, by the way, are as awesome as her hangers and should have been mentioned when we were discussing ISO standards for body parts.)
Agree 100%. Andie Valentino's flappers are just about the right size; great for nibbling but not grossly stretched.
Maybe we need to take Drooler's lead and create a set of ISO standards for various body parts. Holly Hollywood for erect nipples, Jenna Doll for Double D Naturals, Jana Jordan for puffy nipples, Avy Scott for areolae, etc.
I've been with Sexy-Babes.tv for over 3 years because they had a one timne offer at $9.95 per month. Then they added Babelicious to the package at no additional cost.
I handle other sites as many of you do; sign up for one month, drain off what I want, then cancel. Occasionally there's a "stick around" offer that will make me want to stay on for one more month, especially with the content rich sites, but that's about it.
I agree with everyone. Great review! This site has been high in my Favorites list but the price has always stopped me from giving it a go. If I can see a period where I can drain out everything I would want in 30 days (no distractions like work and such ;o)) I probably would spring for one month at the current price.
But if the site decides that they would grab a large number of new subscribers by dropping the price by just $5, I'll be right there in line.
One more thing. This site has some of my favorite babes such as Andrea (Andie) Valentino, she with the perfect body and attitude, and a pair of labia lips to die for...and in HD as well. YIKES. Dammit! There goes my libido again working overtime trying to convince me to drop $35 on a porn site.
I was composing my post as you were composing yours. The pressure on Obama will be to control the internet to make sure that sites like MoveOn, Daily Kos and Democratic Underground are permitted to continue but that broadcast mefia is strictly controlled.
Government controls will abound in most areas by 2012 and, because the porn industry will never have any generally popular support, you can count on the panderers in Congress to show how "moral" they are.
The two major changes in the porn business took place during Republican eras. 1- full frontal nudity in Playboy and the emergence of the Hustler style magazines during Nixon, 2- full insertions displayed in men's magazines during Bush 2.
And the emergence and growth of the internet porn biz also took place during Bush 2.
A month or so ago, UpChuck Schumer (Democrat Senator from NY) made indirect but pointed suggestions that internet regulation and limitations on porn were on the Democrat agenda.
Remember, the Republicans are generally laissez faire free market types (no governmental interference in trade) and the Democrats are generally interested in establishing maximum control over free enterprise.
I submit that those of us porn afficionadoes who enjoy being customers need to stay vigilant in the next few years to make sure we continue to have access, or we'll find out, too late, that it's gone.
The business model for porn sites is heavily weighted to fixed costs (content, hardware, etc.) so the marginal profit on all additional sign-ups is always good.
A sharp webmaster will figure out that 1000 customers at $24.95 is a better revenue target than 500 customers at $29.95 regardless of any revenue sharing deals in place.
Therefore, I expect that we'll see some reductions for the better managed sites.
BTW, Danni.com just reduced their "man-on-the-street" price to $24.95 from $29.95. (They run a good "profit shop" although their customer service element needs a lot of work.)
The good news is that the "man on the street" price for one month of VIP is now $24.95 instead of $29.95.
The bad news is that the TBP deal of $19.95 no longer seems to be available. Going into the Danni site (after clearing cache) via the TBP link still offers the $24.95 price.
The "man on the street" 3 month price is $59.85 - or 3 times $19.95 - is 10 cents lower than their previous 3 month price of $59.95.
After further review, the original call stands. Libido wins. Looking forward to checking out much, much more this babe.
She's one of those rare little sweeties with a fabulous face, nice body and ohhhhh those puffy nipples that just drive me totally wild. And she's one of the very few who I would not like to see doing hardcore with some hairy balled retard with tattoos and stringy hair.
I suspect I could handle a b/g scene with a Tom Byron type (early on when he looked like a clean cut teen aged kid; not after he did drugs and got gnarly looking.
But so long as she sticks with solo and g/g, I'll remain a devoted fan.
Thanks, Pink Panther. Your comments really helped.
Sorry. I worded it badly. The update schedule listed only past dates and did not state if they were photos or videos...or how many. Having been burned many times where an "update" consisted of a single photo I was hoping you, or someone else, may have direct knowledge of how the site operates.
I guess I'll have to take one for the team and sink $25 into the site and check it out.
As you suggest, there's a Hellofalot more potential for this site than that POS JennaRocks.com site.
My wallet says, "hang on, big fella, you already dropped $15 on a piece of crap."
But my libido says, "Go for it. You know you really want so see much more Jana Jordan. And what's $25? That's just one lap dance with that skank at the titty bar, including tip"
Sigh. The libido always seems to win these arguments.
I checked out the Club Jana Jordan site but I see mo evidence at all that it's an active site with reasonably frequent updates apart from a sole announcement that she was appearing on November 20 at the Hustler in DC., and an "update" calendar that says nothing at all about what they updates are...photos, videos or whatever.
There's also a list of Cam shows that looks good, if it's accurate and if it's complied with.
Are you a current member? If so, can you provide an estimate of the number of video updates per month?
I have to admit something. I am fascinated by Jana Jordan's chicks cute body and even cuter face, especially with her blonde bangs in the early days. So I actually spent more time last night checking out some of the individual photos on the site which are, despite her body parts being fully covered, rather sexy anyway. And they are, indeed, early in her career because she has some rather distinctive tattoos today that were not in the photos I checked out.
So, although not worth the $15 by any means, it wasn't a total loss. (When it comes to porn, I'm a "glass is half full" kinda guy.)
[Just occurred to me. Perhaps I should do an academic study on Ms. Jordan tracing her body art and public displays of her body parts as they have occurred over her career and submit it to some elite University for publication! ;o)]
In the interest of full and fair disclosure I must note that I misstated a few details.
- The total combined run time of the site's 9 videos is closer to 10 minutes, not the 25 minutes I said in the review.
- In one video (the Valentine's Day 30 second one) if one watches very carefully one can detect an accidental flash (about 1/2 second) of a small portion of Jana's right nipple. But ya gotta be very quick.
- In one video (the black dress one) she actually lifts up the back of her dress and pulls down her panties so that we get a long shot of her ass crack (nothing else, but she does have a nice ass) for about 2 or 3 seconds.
So I suspect that, if this site were to be shown on Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, they might need to block out about 3 seconds of material.
I knew, going in, that I was probably pissing my money away because there are no reviews on PU, TBP or any of the other porn site review sites on the web. That's a good indicator that the site is probably pure garbage.
But because my libido seems to be more powerful than my common sense, I went ahead and signed up. My consolation, as I suggested in my review, is that I may have steered others away from this waste of time site.
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
Jana Jordan is the featured model, needless to say, and even when fully clothed she's still a "dy-no-mite" babe.
She is listed on the iadf.com data base as being 5'2" and 96 pounds, but she has the prettiest eyes and puffy nipples on top, a perfect pussy and an elegant pair of legs. And she loves to show off.
Jana, as far as I know, just does solo and lez stuff, but some of the lesbian material I've seen has been pretty nasty and never fails to transition Little Richard into Big Dick.
That's about it for the "pro's" ladies and gentlemen. The babe is the only thing going for this site. It sure ain't the content!
Worse, if you join this site to check out Jana's fine body parts, you'll be sorely disappointed. Go to one of the many "preview material" sites like freeones.com and you'll see a whole lot more of Jana than on this site.
Cons:
The site has a total of 9 short videos (the same number as stated in the TBP "site facts" page for this site). There are 4 wmv's, 3 mov's 2 mpg's totaling about 25 minutes of Jana showing her car, magic tricks, bunnies and silly crap but no pussy, no boob.
There are 61 photo sets (nothing zipped, but in this case who cares) where TBP's "site facts says there were 55+).
All 9 movies and 61 photo sets showed Jana fully clothed, a few in semi sexy poses in bikini underwear. There are about 5 photos where she has wet toilet paper squares covering her nipples in a manner that suggests that hers are a bit on the puffy side (one of her main assets).
The TBP "site facts" was last updated on 12-24-05, which means the site has been dormant for three years.
There are 5 G-rated photo sets of her "friends" as well, that left limp Little Richard asking me why I bothered. I had no answer so I went back to my FTV Girls download to make the poor little guy turn back into Big Dick.
Bottom Line:
This site is suitable for kids because there is no, I repeat, no material that isn't available on basic over the air broadcast TV. I wondered as I went through the material if it wasn't, in fact, created before Jana Jordan turned 18 because it wouldn't bother a censor or a lawyer in the strictest of situations.
This site got my cancellation about 1 hour and 45 minutes after enrolling because I had completed a review of all of its content in about an hour. That was, for me, the fastest time from sign up to cancellation ever. (My last record was with the Shay Laren site that has a whole Helluva lot better content. That one took me about two days to drain everything and be done with the site.)
The only reason I scored it a 51 is because, although they had the usual check box option to sign up for another of their sites, Lili Jensen.com, they had the decency to have left the box unchecked rather than the usual trick of pre-checking the box.
That should earn them 1 point over the minimum.
FINAL COMMENT: If you had any thoughts about signing up for JanaRocks.com, you should reconsider. Give your $15 to that guy standing at the bottom of the freeway off ramp with the cardboard sign. You'll at least feel like you accomplished something with your money.
(Boy, I need an attaboy for wasting my time and money. But it shows what torture I'll put myself through in my quest for the PU team! ;o))
This is just a note about a site - JanaRocks.com - which is a single girl site for Jana Jordan, who is a babe I found on Twistys (Jana Foxy) and a fabulous set of photos and video on FTV Girls (Yana).
My libido got the better of my common sense so I decided to drop $15 for one month on this site (no trials).
About 15 minutes ago my charge through CCBill went through and during that 15 minutes I drained all 9 videos. All nine are G rated (not even her bra comes off in any of them) and the site looks like it would be tame even by You Tube standards.
I will be checking out the 61 photo sets and the "Jana's Friends" section and will prepare a formal review when I'm done.
Bottom line at this point is that I think i may have just blown $15 that would have been better spent on 3 supersized Big Macs.
If you had any thought about signing up for JanaRocks.com, I suggest you wait for a day or two until I post a review.
If I recall correctly Playboy started with full frontal nudity in the late 1960's followed quickly by Penthouse and Hustler. Perhaps the labia displays began in the early 1970, not the late 60's, but my point is that Met Art's stuff is really of that era except that the Met Art models are quite a bit younger than those appearing in the mags of the 70's.
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