RE: Weird

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:23:33 PDT

Torbe In Russia (0)

04-28-09 04:23pm

COMMENT REPLY by lk2fireone (0)

To Denner (0):

Sort of off topic for porn is strange, but not really:
Porn is porn, but good humor is timeless. At a special event in New York City on Monday honoring film star Tom Hanks, film star Julia Roberts gave a speech that was supposed to be funny. Maybe I'm just too old to appreciate the humor of a superstar actor, but back when I was a teenager, or in my twenties, I would have been thrown out of any formal event where I was overheard to use words like Julia Roberts used.

Below is a summary of her speech:

"All right, well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee," she began.

"So Tom, everybody f---ing likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson, Hanks' wife], and her t--s were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her a-- was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks,

what the f---?"

Audience members, including Charlize Theron, busted up with laughter.

She then went on to say she's seen most of Hanks' films except "That Thing (You Do)."

"I love the Coen brothers, but the hair Tom [in 2004's 'Ladykillers'], I didn't even know what the f--- that movie was about!" Of 2004's "The Terminal," she cracked, "You in the airport with the accent? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I'm wearing the same f---ing dress tonight as your publicist!"

The audience again laughed.
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Since you don't speak English as your native language:
f---: stands for fuck
t--s: stands for tits (breasts)
a--: stands for ass
pee: stands for pee, piss, urinate

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RE: Weird

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:31:53 PDT

Torbe In Russia (0)

04-28-09 03:31pm

COMMENT REPLY by lk2fireone (0)

To Denner (0):

Reading the replies to the poll submitted by GCode a few days ago, "What, in your opinion, is the oddest fetish in the porn industry?", you realize that yes, porn can be strange. What is the appeal of feces, urine, and other disgusting items? It depends on the viewer. I prefer to not even think about it.

I seem to remember back in the 1970s Penthouse magazine did some short articles on the sexual appeal of men and women who were disfigured by accident and/or disease.

As for Torbe, I don't find him appealing, and I would not join this site.

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