Ass Smoothie Review

Tue, 04 May 2010 12:37:30 PDT

Ass Smoothie (1)

05-04-10 12:37pm

REVIEW = 70 by rearadmiral (141)

Pros:
- Unique, interesting concept
- Part of a larger network of unique sites
- Membership to one site gives access to the entire network
- Trial membership (2 days @ $2.95) gives full access
- Videos available through different options
- Decent download speeds
- Videos available as one full-length video
- Pictures too

Cons:
- Not exactly as advertised (see below)
- Expensive full-month subscription

Bottom Line:
Ass Smoothie is a site that is part of a group of sites sold as The Hardcore Network. This includes access to a total of 22 sites, many of which are as unique as Ass Smoothie. For a review of the entire network, badandy400 and wittyguy have both written reviews back in 2008 and 2009 which are still accurate, except that some sites may have been added.

I joined the network specifically to get access to Ass Smoothie because the premise intrigued me. The set up is that a girl (usually a well known porn star) is asked to make a smoothie in a blender and then she�s put in the pile-driver position, a speculum is inserted to open her ass and then the smoothie is poured in. Then, to complete the weirdness, she squats over a glass or other container and squeezes out the drink, which she then drinks. If this is something that might interest you it is well done. And let�s face it, the internet is not overburdened with ass smoothie sites. But there is a serious flaw in the site, which littlejoe pointed out in his review: most of the videos on this site are not ass smoothies but the girl being asked to participate and rejecting the idea. Yes, this is a site mostly made up of women saying that they won�t do what the site wants to show. Some of it can be a little interesting to watch, but not interesting enough to overcome the fact that you just got duped. Wouldn�t this be like if a site like Ass Traffic mostly featured vaginal sex and when the guy asked for anal the girl refused?

To make matters worse, there is no reliable way to tell which girls do the smoothie and which don�t. A drink recipe is listed for all models, not just the ones who later take the drink up their asses. File size is usually a good indicator that the model goes all the way since most of the rejections are short videos. Still, after looking at file size I had to download the low resolution version just to make sure it had the goods.

Of the full site there are approximately 30 girls who get the full smoothie treatment. Most are well-known porn stars like Allison Pierce, Amber Rayne, Faye Runaway, Jamie Elle, Kelly Wells and Veronica Jett.

The best news about this site, and probably the whole network, is that there is a two day trial that gives you full access. If you had an interest in some of the other niche sites on the network then the full month membership might be good for you, but if all you want is quick access to this site you can easily check out all the girls who actually do an ass smoothie in two days. At the very least, the two-day trial gives you the opportunity to see what the network has to offer.

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Ass Smoothie Review

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:35:20 PST

Ass Smoothie (1)

11-26-08 08:35pm

REVIEW = 75 by littlejoe (17)

Pros:
-fast downloads. i got from 700-1200 kb/s
-3 vid sizes: 1440x1080, 960x540, 480x272
-supports download managers
-real ass smoothies
-easy site design
-bonus sites
-ccbill billing

Cons:
-to many interview vids (see bottom line)
-additional sites have mostly non-exclusive content
-no preview for videos (see bottom line)
-expensive rebills

Bottom Line:
why such a low score? heres why. the 1st vid i downloaded was a high def video, took around 15 minutes to download the 500mb vid. it turns out to be an interview where the cameraman asks the model to do a ass smoothie, and she rejects him. get this...half of the sites movies are like this. 81 files totaling 5gb of the video i just described. and since theres no preview of the vids you dont know which vids are like this. half way thru the site i ended up just downloading the lowest quality video to see if medium/high quality was worth the download...

i got the 2 day trial for $5. thats a good price for a full trial, but the monthly rebill is $35. so technically that is a $40 membership the 1st month. thats way too much

however, when you do get the actual ass smoothie vids, theyre great. no cut-aways, great video quality, good selection of models. some petite, some curvy, some milfs. def not high rate porn stars tho

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