Monster Pimps Review

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:54:51 PST

Monster Pimps (2)

01-24-08 01:54am

REVIEW = 87 by WeeWillyWinky (70)

Pros:
- Lots and lots of material, both pics and vids.
- Zip-files for a large portion of newer sets (this must be new seeing as exotics4me said there were no zips in his review).
- Wide range of very attractive models, including some well-knowns.
- Video quality is excellent in the primary video sites (Panty-Jobs, Lipstick BJ, and Exploited Secretaries).

Cons:
- Terrible name for this network, and doesn't jibe with the largely softcore content. Monster Pimps sounds like something a rip-off site would call itself.
- Pics could be larger, and there are a fair portion of really small pics (400x600). But this is an old site so this is to be expected.
- Site is loaded with video-feed junk (which they do not need) and advertisements.
- Navigation is workable but you can miss a lot of stuff (mostly pic sets) if you don't poke around a bit. This network has three times the material I originally thought it did in my first few days.

Bottom Line:
Quite frankly, this site contains some of the best softcore picture sets in the cheerleader/panty niche that I've encountered. Lamentably, the pics are smallish to very small. The big ones are 684x1024, but many are as small as 400x600. The models are cute to drop-dead gorgeous, and the sets are not toy-obssessed. Whoever is behind the site knows what panty-afficianados want to see.

As exotics4me says, the Panty-job videos are interesting and definitely not something you see everywhere else. My only issue with these vids concerns one of the male performers, who often can't even get it up and who produces some truly pitiful money-shots. Come on, if you're gonna make a girl work that hard for fifteen to twenty minutes, these sessions should end with a bang, not a whimper (to steal a line from the poet, T.S. Eliot).

If the pics were larger I would consider this network to be in the top five percentile for the softcore/cheerleader/panty niche. It's definitely NOT for the hardcore fan or the toy-fanatic. If it were up to me, I would convert this network into one big site and implement a good search function so one can easily locate all the material for each particular model, and I'd put the dinky pics in a separate archive.

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Monster Pimps Review

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 01:17:38 PDT

Monster Pimps (2)

08-13-07 01:17am

REVIEW = 78 by exotics4me (301)

Pros:
- Comes with access to 5 sites
- As an ex-athlete, I've always had the sports girl fetish and this network covers it
- Videos on the various sites are all 740x520ish
- Has surprisingly good navigation for a network
- Panty Jobs is one seriously interesting fetish site (explained in BL)
- Download speeds are above average

Cons:
- One site has very non-exclusive video content, same stuff you see on every cheer DVD
- Updates are questionable, which is becoming the norm these days for these upstart networks. If they are updating, I'm not seeing them!
- No zip download, considering that two of the sites are mainly pictures only, that is a disappointing omission.
- Most of all, the sites for the most part feel "not finished, work in progress"

Bottom Line:
This network got my attention based on two sites they have, Panty Jobs and Sports Girls. My wife's love of handjob porn has never been much a thrill for me since you rarely see all of the woman naked. Panty Jobs has changed the handjob porn niche, now the woman usually topless and only in panties sits on the man and gives a handjob. At first, I thought no big deal, but wait a minute, one of first videos we watched, the man keeps wiggling, the woman is becoming turned on or is a really great actress. She starts teasing him, then slips him out of her hand and into her panties. Very erotic there for me.

Sports Girls was a disappointment, the pictures are sexy, girls in soccer uniforms, softball, etc.. Haven't you always noticed that softball catcher with her legs spread as she squats down and wonder, "I wonder what she would look like naked like that"? I have so there was some enjoyment there, the videos are all from the old cheerleaders DVD series'

The other sites, Cheer Girls tries its best to make you believe these are real cheerleaders, they come closer than most, but it only has pictures. Lipstick BJ is good if you are into blowjobs, but nothing great and only about 20 videos. Panty Girls is only pictures, but I will say, it has a sexy way about the style of pics. Very tease like, all the girls are either cute or pretty so that is a plus. Panty Jobs is by far the best on this network, I will recommend it if you are into tease and sports girls.

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