Simpson Twins Review

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 09:16:27 PDT

Simpson Twins (0)

09-19-09 09:16am

REVIEW = 65 by monty2222 (17)

Pros:
*Porn featuring identical twins is certainly an intriguing idea.

*32+ exclusive scenes: At the moment two straight scenes, the rest are split about evenly between lesbian and masturbation scenes, but it changes with every update (see cons). Average length about 13 minutes, all scenes offered as okay looking 352x240 resolution and 3,000 kbps mpg files.

*32+ exclusive picture sets with 60-90 pictures each, lowish picture resolutions ranging from about 700x500 to 1400x1100. A mix of straight, lesbian and masturbation sets.

*About 4-6 updates per week (Half picture sets, half movies).

*Easily navigable due to its small size: First there's links to the two most recent updates and dates for when the next updates are, then there's links to the 32 picture sets, followed by links to the 32 scenes and that's it except for an (to the twins unrelated) livecamshows advertisement.

*Download managers supported and no download limits.

Cons:
*When a scene or picture set is added one of the old ones are removed, leading me to suspect that if one stays member long enough one will see previously removed content presented as "new".

*Scenes are generally much too short and video quality, though passable, could be a lot better.

*Boring, artificial and passionless are all words that can be used to describe the scenes.

*No scene descriptions, just a handful of stills to judge from.

*Picture size also at the lower end of the scale and no zip files available for easy downloading.

*No interaction or anything with the twins.

Bottom Line:
Simpson Twins

I joined this site because I find it to be quite a kinky idea to have a pair of twins screw other girls and guys together, however this site's execution of the idea is just a major letdown.

Though the twins themselves look good (a bit like Kirsten Dunst if you ask me), the videos are first of all much too short: Only a single scene, where the twins screw a bald dude, just barely scrapes past the twenty minute mark (and this is also the site's best scene). The rest of the scenes are shorter and usually in the 10-14 minutes range, one foursome is a mere 8 minutes long (!!!), which is just way too short for a good lesbian scene to develop in my opinion.
Another problem is that the twins don't seem much into it, sure they can moan and smile, but when they say something it just sounds artificial. Most of the lesbian scenes opens with one of the twins saying something like "Hi, we're here with X, we thought you might wanna join us, We have about 15 minutes before we have to go to the mall/park/etc what should we do?" and then follows some well-lit and well-shot, but ultimately passionless "I do you/you do me"-sex.
Not even visits from fellow porn twins the Miltons does much to heat these scenes up.

The masturbation videos aren't much better with sometimes the camera guy either jabbering or "helping" the twins by fucking them with their dildos. I don't really like dildos to begin with and then when they're handled by a male it's just terrible...

As I've probably mentioned before I'm not much of a picture lover so it hard for me to judge them, but what I can say is that the pictures aren't that big, there's no zip files and the order is mixed up (In the middle of one set the twins suddenly appear with cum on their face and then in the next picture it's gone?!?)

Moving on to the issue of updates:
According to TBP's site facts there was per 3/15-2008 42 videos and 38 photo sets, which is more than there is today... That only strengthens my suspicion that content is being rotated and will be taken off the site only to reappear again months later, of course I could only prove it definitively by staying a member for a number of months until the old content reappeared. That would however be a waste of money, since I don't like the content enough to keep it on my harddrive once this review is done.

In my opinion you have to really really REALLY like either twins or lesbians to find something worthwhile on this site. For others I won't recommend joining this site, not even if you did it through All Teen Rev Pass where you get 10 other sites (Including the Milton Twins and the Texas Twins) for the same price I foolishly paid just for this one site.

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