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Rimbledon Review

Thu, 20 Jan 2011 08:11:45 PST

Rimbledon (1)

01-20-11 08:11am

REVIEW = 75 by mbaya (344)

Pros:
-Bill through vxsbill.com. I don't think I ever used them before, but cancelling was easy.
-Video choices are streaming, downloading the whole video or as clips.
-The videos are available as WMV 720x540, 2160 kbps. Not bad, but not HD either.
-A photo set for each video. Not screencaps.
-Photos are about 2000x1333.
-Comes as part of a network of 14 sites, five focus on anal or have a significant amount of it.

Cons:
-The site stopped updating. The last one was 4/30/2009.
-Only 35 videos and photosets.
-Photos are not zipdownloadable.
-Very thin models. Mostly very plain.
-Not much enthusiasm.
-The actual deed is about three minutes of a fifteen minute video. Sometimes they do as little as one minute.

Bottom Line:
The name of the site is a play on words concerning rim jobs, aka salad tossing or analingus. A recent PU poll showed about half personally would never do this, but about a third said they do. I personally would not, but as a kinky fantasy, I find it very erotic. Too bad the poll did not cover that.

If you like rim jobs on video, this site has that, but is not the best by any stretch of the imagination.

The biggest negative is that the site is not updating. Presently there are 35 videos and the most recent is from April of 2009.

The other big negative is that there just isn't enough ass licking on the site. The models seem to do as little as possible. The videos are about fifteen minutes long and the time spent on this ranges from one to maybe four minutes. They rarely seem to show any interest. Believe me, there are several better sites in this niche. There are only a few sites that this can be compared to, about five that focus on it that I know of, and this is the weakest.

These are Eastern European models and that may be the difference, as most sites that I have seen have American models who probably are acting. However, I will take transparently fake enthusiasm over bored going through the motions just to get it over with any day. I appreciate some admitted pretense of interest while performing in my fantasy.

The sex that you do see on the site is a bit of cock sucking in the beginning, almost always anal at some point and some vaginal. Most scenes end with a facial cumshot.I don't recognize any of the faces as well known Eastern European pornstars.

As part of a network it is just ok, but don't join for this site.

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It's Real Review

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 22:29:20 PDT

It's Real (0)

10-14-10 10:29pm

REVIEW = 59 by Kami (2)

Pros:
-Unusual and unique content.
-Picture gallery with every update and zip files of the pics are available.
-Part of muffia.com

Cons:
-No longer updating. Last update was in July 2009.
-Fake "freak of nature" content (ex. fake penises, fake nipples, etc..)
-Only 21 updates and 3 of them are pictures only.
-Like all muffia sites the search options do not work but its not like there is much to search through...

Bottom Line:
I'm not really a fan of porn sites with fake body parts nor is the content of this site particular tantalizing. Would not be able to recommend this if it wasn't attached to the muffia network and even then I don't recommend.

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Ass Smoothie Review

Tue, 04 May 2010 12:37:30 PDT

Ass Smoothie (1)

05-04-10 12:37pm

REVIEW = 70 by rearadmiral (141)

Pros:
- Unique, interesting concept
- Part of a larger network of unique sites
- Membership to one site gives access to the entire network
- Trial membership (2 days @ $2.95) gives full access
- Videos available through different options
- Decent download speeds
- Videos available as one full-length video
- Pictures too

Cons:
- Not exactly as advertised (see below)
- Expensive full-month subscription

Bottom Line:
Ass Smoothie is a site that is part of a group of sites sold as The Hardcore Network. This includes access to a total of 22 sites, many of which are as unique as Ass Smoothie. For a review of the entire network, badandy400 and wittyguy have both written reviews back in 2008 and 2009 which are still accurate, except that some sites may have been added.

I joined the network specifically to get access to Ass Smoothie because the premise intrigued me. The set up is that a girl (usually a well known porn star) is asked to make a smoothie in a blender and then she�s put in the pile-driver position, a speculum is inserted to open her ass and then the smoothie is poured in. Then, to complete the weirdness, she squats over a glass or other container and squeezes out the drink, which she then drinks. If this is something that might interest you it is well done. And let�s face it, the internet is not overburdened with ass smoothie sites. But there is a serious flaw in the site, which littlejoe pointed out in his review: most of the videos on this site are not ass smoothies but the girl being asked to participate and rejecting the idea. Yes, this is a site mostly made up of women saying that they won�t do what the site wants to show. Some of it can be a little interesting to watch, but not interesting enough to overcome the fact that you just got duped. Wouldn�t this be like if a site like Ass Traffic mostly featured vaginal sex and when the guy asked for anal the girl refused?

To make matters worse, there is no reliable way to tell which girls do the smoothie and which don�t. A drink recipe is listed for all models, not just the ones who later take the drink up their asses. File size is usually a good indicator that the model goes all the way since most of the rejections are short videos. Still, after looking at file size I had to download the low resolution version just to make sure it had the goods.

Of the full site there are approximately 30 girls who get the full smoothie treatment. Most are well-known porn stars like Allison Pierce, Amber Rayne, Faye Runaway, Jamie Elle, Kelly Wells and Veronica Jett.

The best news about this site, and probably the whole network, is that there is a two day trial that gives you full access. If you had an interest in some of the other niche sites on the network then the full month membership might be good for you, but if all you want is quick access to this site you can easily check out all the girls who actually do an ass smoothie in two days. At the very least, the two-day trial gives you the opportunity to see what the network has to offer.

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Ass Smoothie Review

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:35:20 PST

Ass Smoothie (1)

11-26-08 08:35pm

REVIEW = 75 by littlejoe (17)

Pros:
-fast downloads. i got from 700-1200 kb/s
-3 vid sizes: 1440x1080, 960x540, 480x272
-supports download managers
-real ass smoothies
-easy site design
-bonus sites
-ccbill billing

Cons:
-to many interview vids (see bottom line)
-additional sites have mostly non-exclusive content
-no preview for videos (see bottom line)
-expensive rebills

Bottom Line:
why such a low score? heres why. the 1st vid i downloaded was a high def video, took around 15 minutes to download the 500mb vid. it turns out to be an interview where the cameraman asks the model to do a ass smoothie, and she rejects him. get this...half of the sites movies are like this. 81 files totaling 5gb of the video i just described. and since theres no preview of the vids you dont know which vids are like this. half way thru the site i ended up just downloading the lowest quality video to see if medium/high quality was worth the download...

i got the 2 day trial for $5. thats a good price for a full trial, but the monthly rebill is $35. so technically that is a $40 membership the 1st month. thats way too much

however, when you do get the actual ass smoothie vids, theyre great. no cut-aways, great video quality, good selection of models. some petite, some curvy, some milfs. def not high rate porn stars tho

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Sleeping Tushy Review

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:57:47 PST

Sleeping Tushy (0)

01-22-08 05:57pm

REVIEW = 100 by Alexander (0)

Pros:
This site has everyone's fantasy in it. Hot sleeping women to play with! The site is set up very well and has to be one of the most user friendly sites and it's FILLED with hot sleeping women who get their whole bodies played with as they sleep! The content is high quality and all the videos download easy. I don't know how i didn't know about this site sooner!

Cons:
no faults that i could find.

Bottom Line:
Great content, hot women, worth 5 times what they charge for it!

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Sicko Games Review

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:36:49 PDT

Sicko Games (0)

10-18-07 02:36am

REVIEW = 65 by asmith12 (124)

Pros:
- unique idea of "real reality" site: models are playing games of stunts for real;
- game idea modeled after shows like Fear Factor;
- it does look as they play for real;

Cons:
- when I was a member, there were exactly 5 (five) episodes, and no updates for more than a year; it doesn't seem they made any improvements since.
- way too sick for my taste;
- models are obviously playing for money only, and game atmosphere doesn't feel good;
- models are ugly (well, it's difficult to find pretty models willing to do that sick things);
- while there is sex included in each game played, but it is not related to the game and is booooooring;
- shooting quality is poor

Bottom Line:
There is some story behind SickoGames. As it was reported (for example, look in Google for article "FearFactorFuck Morphs Into SickoGames After Legal Threats"), originally SickoGames had domain name FearFactorFuck.com, but they got cease and desist letter from Fear Factor lawyers and as a result indeed renamed site to SickoGames. It looks that at that point site owners actually lost all the interest in site, and stopped making new episodes. Also there were reports of them having problems finding new models (which is not surprising given the things expected from the models).

Site consists of several (there were 5 at the moment) games; each game is played by 3 girls and consists of tasks (there are also 3 guys present, but they don't compete). Each task (which is not too sick) winner gets 2 points, 2nd place - 1 point, and loser not only gets nothing, but should perform a special "wheel of shame" stunt (and that's where things start to go _really_ sick).
There are also 3 sex episodes in each game, but they are not related to the game in any way and just plain boring (not to mention poor cameraguy/lighting quality).

Bottom line: if they would make new games, I'd say that it's a site for lovers of really sick sites with motives of forcing girls doing really sick things (I'm not such a lover, but I'm not judging anybody who is :-) ). But without updates, I don't see much value in it even for such lovers (maybe to pay $25 for 5 episodes once and unsubscribe right after?)

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Tushy Massage Review

Fri, 04 May 2007 13:48:55 PDT

Tushy Massage (0)

05-04-07 01:48pm

REVIEW = 84 by dumpington (5)

Pros:
Beautiful nude women getting massage
Occasionally dominant lez giving massage
Love those beautiful female asses!

Cons:
Becomes mechanical if not done right
Ignore tushies to go right to crack too often

Bottom Line:
These should all be incredibly erotic as a lesbian massaging the beautiful body of a not-necessarily-lesbian girl is NICE!!! But too often it seems like the sex is part of the price of the massage, and that's not interesting. Also, a girl's pretty behind is sexy enough without ignoring it for instant analingus instead! They need to give more loving attention to those pretty butts!

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Sleeping Tushy Review

Fri, 04 May 2007 13:44:46 PDT

Sleeping Tushy (0)

05-04-07 01:44pm

REVIEW = 81 by dumpington (5)

Pros:
Beautiful sleeping girls
Lustful female roommates
Plenty of attention to pretty behinds
Occasionally seductive

Cons:
Can get boring pretty quick
Tends to go to analingus too quickly

Bottom Line:
There's something very hot about a more dominant woman wanting to kiss and caress the body of her pretty, submissive, sleeping roommate. I love it when she almost worships the girl's beautiful behind. But too often her tongue goes straight for the crack, and too often it just comes across as mechanical and uninteresting.

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