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Dildo Machine Sex Review

Sat, 10 May 2008 15:59:33 PDT

Dildo Machine Sex (1)

05-10-08 03:59pm

REVIEW = 75 by ace of aces (108)

Pros:
+ network access to 21 sites
+ high-good quality videos
+ niche-kind site
+ exclusive content
+ no drm
+ no dl limit
+ dl speed is high (up to 6.000 kbit/s while dl 2 videos)
+ high bitrate (up to 8800 kBit/sec)

Cons:
- to less videos (25 videos 11.05.2008)
- posings are little bit boring
- regular price is to high
- no live feeds

Bottom Line:
i like that kind of niche, but compared to the other sites e. g. Fucking Machines (look at my review) it isn`t that good at all.

ok the extra site Brutal Dildos got something also, but it is getting boring after a while, and last but not least it`s a review not of the network :).

there are to less updates and there are no live feeds.

the girls are nice till average but they are not that good at all. don`t know why at all but the taste after visiting that site isn`t pleasing.

At least i think you can try it out, but in my opinion it`s to expansive and not really worth making a trial membership.

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Fucking Machines Review

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:40:51 PST

Fucking Machines (5)

02-08-08 03:40am

REVIEW = 91 by exotics4me (301)

Pros:
- You ever think the pornstars are faking orgasms, the female ones? Join this site, no faking here!
- They have a ton of content on this site, upwards of 400 scenes in full
- Pretty nice pictures, 1200+ high end in zips
- Lots of well known pornstars, check out Jenaveve Jolie's set, never seen her orgasm like that with a man
- Download speeds are right at average for me
- Join a second kink.com site for 30% off
- Videos are 640 on high end, though some older ones aren't that high

Cons:
- Could be a little TOO much for some. Some of the action gets rather messy, Jenaveve comes to mind again as she drips white cream everywhere. Worked for me, but might not for some!
- Videos are in sections, which is frustrating to say the least.
- Can become repetitive as do all fetish sites
- Video quality could be improved just a little, moreso on the bitrate than resolution, only 700k bitrate on the best quality videos.

Bottom Line:
I found myself chuckling at times on this site. Just imagine, coming home and finding your wife or girlfriend in your toolbox, borrowing your drill!

Most of these women are pornstars, and I have to say that most look like they are having the time of their life with these machines. This is very real, the orgasms are gooey and messy, the screaming makes you turn your speakers down and the constant clonk-clonk of the machines become part of your sexual vocabulary.

Quality is good enough, nothing great, but 640 to me is good enough, I just wish they would speed the bitrate up. My PC is running a 512MB Video Card with 3GB of RAM, and these videos almost stutter, because of the low bitrate. The pictures are nice, but how many really collect pictures of a woman shoving a dildo-laced drill in each of their orifices?

Still, very entertaining site, one of my new favorites. Member comments are hilarious, including one that said the machine used was cloned from his DNA!

I'm not into those boob suction devices, makes me think too much of milking a cow. What you will get the most of from joining this site is watching these women have amazing orgasms. You can't help but enjoy the writhing, grinding, hip-swinging, nearly violent orgasms. Then again, we men realize, we can't make a woman do that!

A definite recommendation, and a add-on membership to Ultimate Surrender only costs $20 more, plus there is no DL limit, like it used to be, so join and enjoy something different!

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Fucking Machines Review

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:50:18 PST

Fucking Machines (5)

12-19-07 03:50pm

REVIEW = 79 by s1vus1 (11)

Pros:
using: (20meg cable line/Downloadmanager/firefox)

+ Excellent Content
+ Large Images for Video's
+ DVD Res(only for new content)
+ Content Describtion
+ Large Selection of models
+ Contains Porn Stars
+ download speeds (around 500k)
+ Scenes are split up but able to download in 1 Zip file. (saves lots of time)
+ No DL limits
+ All hardcore Content!

Cons:
- Poor Navigation
- Unable to veiw pages while downloading (sometimes)
- Only access to one site.
- poor quality (OLDER FILES
- Search engine shows all scenes from all site.
- Old video Content quality is terrible. (but expected)
- Files are 5 meg each so you have lodes in one zip folder!

Bottom Line:
I had little enjoyment as the videos i wanted were such poor quality and with all the problems and bad navigation id have to say 50/50 join thats a maybe.

Improvments: Improve the quality content and make a single downloadable video!
Make all the sites into one big network!

My reviews are non profit and 100% honest.

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Fucking Machines Review

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:08:29 PST

Fucking Machines (5)

11-07-07 08:08am

REVIEW = 90 by ace of aces (108)

Pros:
+ high video quality (newer ones)
+ high dl speed 520KB/S
+ arround 406 videos
+ different video formats (streaming/wmv/real/ipod)
+ lot of pics
+ regular updates
+ fency girls in crazy action
+ no softcore content
+ no drm
+ no dl limit

Cons:
- videos are split up in to 2 - 8 pieces
- zip download
- login system is a desease
- pretty expansive
no more cons :)

Bottom Line:
DAMM...this side is really hot.

i like videos and fast downloads. that comined with funky sex machine positions with girls that really seems to like what the do is CRISPY...

you got well known actresses also as unknown women. from hairy to saved from dressed up in different styles up to totally undressed, different positions diffeerent machines.

the only tragedy with that sidse is the fact that you can only download in different parts or all together as a zip. ok, the fact that`s an expasive side comes also to this. the extras are a little bit less, epect the live show feature which isn`t really possible to watch for a guy living in germany (i have to sleep also :) ).

and how ever the elder the videos the lower the quality, but what shall i say to this?!

make the dl possibility better and lower the price and i will surely come back and make that side to one of my favorites, anyway in this resort it is my favorite.

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Fucking Machine 1000 Review

Sat, 27 Oct 2007 08:02:14 PDT

Fucking Machine 1000 (1)

10-27-07 08:02am

REVIEW = 79 by ace of aces (108)

Pros:
+ divx video quality possible
+ different dl versions (iPod version/wmv/xvid)
+ 7,38 � regular price
+ top beautifull models
+ large content (from amateure - voyeure)
+ plenty kinds of videos
+ no dl limit
+ no dmr

Cons:
- small collection of fuckinmachines videos (36)
- no help of any kind
- scene plays automatically in browser
- no downlaod manager possible
- download at 160KB
- only 1 file download at a time, in special content videos
- unregular updates
- horrible navigation

Bottom Line:
i do prefer video dowloads, so that i was a little bit upset, that speciallity videos (machines) are only downloadable at once and are even that slow.

The "extras" are the well known sides (tncast e.g.) and isn`t really a try worth.

In general the site offers access to a large collection of videos and DVD`s which are downloadable up to 2. The side isn`t easy to navigate and very awfull to download files. there are contens which i am interested in, but when i join a page named "fuckin machines" i do want to see more of that stuff then other stuff.

All in all this side is because of his low price worth a try, but if they want me back and/or to stay, they have to build up the dl speed and possibilitys as well as rising of the fucking machine scenes.

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Fucking Machines Review

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 21:43:28 PDT

Fucking Machines (5)

06-01-07 09:43pm

REVIEW = 90 by nygiants03 (156)

Pros:
- live shows that are hott
-Lots of content
-Consistent updates: usually a shoot a week
-Long video shoots usually about 45 minutes
-all exclusive unique content
-many orgasms to be found here
-Videos formats are iPod, Real, and WMV (streamable or downloadable).
- newer pics are about 1200x800
- no softcore stuff here. All hardcore solo, and girl/girl content
- no unattractive models to be foun

Cons:
-No access to any of there other great sites such as water bondage, wired pussy, and hogtied
- mostly pornstars
-Biggest complaint: No full videos, zip videos
- older videos are average at best quality, and a lot shorter
-Navigation isn�t that great,
- older movie clips (before December 2002) are available only in real media format.
- shoots are only divided by date, or model

Bottom Line:
-Currently: 386 shoots- 28 pages - (64,784 Total Pictures) - (6,605 Video Clips) - (13,427 Total Viewing Minutes)

-Usually over 150 pictures per set, all downloadable in zip

-(newer videos are about 6 clips, older were about 25 clips)

-Its fun to read the comments on each page about what people thought of every shoot. Good feature

-Sites been around since September 2000, and continues to grow, and I don�t see it going anywhere.

-Most of the fuck machines on this site are seen nowhere else on the internet, 49 machines in total. Orgasmic machines such as the Annihilator , fuckzilla, and the scorpion are featured here. Actually the only machine I seen elsewhere is the sybian, titsuckers, and the drilldo. These machines fuck these girls in everywhere possible up to like 250 strokes a miunte,

- Many girls have there first time squirts on here, most seem real a few do not. Most girls do not leave the shoot without at least 3 orgasms.

-The prices are 1 month recurring $29.90, 2 month recurring $49.90, 3 month recurring $59.90, 6 month non-recurring $99.00. I actually think the price is adequate for what you get here.

- This site is definitely worth the join, but more of a once year kind of site due to the only weekly updates. Its unique and erotic and will surely turn you on. Just check out the samples of every shoot atleast. I have lots of complaints but Overall I am very pleased I joined.

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Cum Bots Review

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 15:36:46 PST

Cum Bots (1)

02-20-07 03:36pm

REVIEW = 81 by DivBZero (13)

Pros:
First of all this is a top-end site in terms of rudeness. It certainly rivals f**kingmachines, the models get the same treatment, although somehow just a little less rampant and slightly sweeter. The *REAL* advantage over FM is the quality of the lighting, the images are a brighter and much more of the models excitement and drama comes across.

Cons:
Although the Videos have a good resolution, they have skimped on the frame rate, so there are jerky sections. The Images although good, really really really need to be 1600x1200 resolution to support the premium price for this site. I'll suggest its premmium because of the 4 updates a month.

There really is no excuse for the poor nagivation !!

Bottom Line:
This site *should* be better than FM, the sets are better photographed and there is more communication between model and viewer. However resolution and navigation issues hold it a way off the top slot.

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Fucking Machines Review

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:09:00 PST

Fucking Machines (5)

02-09-07 02:09pm

REVIEW = 79 by DivBZero (13)

Pros:
First, let me clearly state that this is a very very rude site, with rather rude activities. That said, it has a curious fascination that brings members back time and again. I suspect it is the very naughtiness and the joy of seeing models manically machined and delightfully done. When the models 'glow' you can be fairly sure its for real.

Its clear from the videos that their equipment is powerful and gets the job done so as to speak.

Cons:
Something happens to the images twixt camera and site. Its not nice, the images become darker and the detail goes. You can tell that the original work was well lit (sometimes creativily). However the HiDef shots are typically 1200x1000 and are not sharp with colour bandings which indicate over processing. I'd really appreciate seeing the 'RAW' images. This is the *only* thing that lets down this creative site.

Bottom Line:
This is the 'top-end' of naughty rudeness for me. Its curiously compelling. Improvements in image quality would send my rating stratospheric.

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