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Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
-Inexpensive full access trial to the entire Muffia network of 10 sites.
-No download limits or DRM. All links work.
-Creative. Definitely distinctive in its approach to porn.
-Overall top quality women.
-Nice quality video at 720x404, 1462 kbps. Not DVD quality, but more than adequate. Vary in length from 20 minutes to more than an hour.
-Decent quality screenshot photos, 900x602. Zipdownloadable, big sets in the multihundreds of photos, some over 500. |
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-Updates are rare. The last one was added on February 25. So far there are still only 7 episodes.
-Sometimes lack enough of the original to work well as a spoof.
-The level of acting varies. |
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I would never join Muffia just for this site. You will find spoofs of movies and televison shows, with a definite emphasis on sex more than spoof. However, it is worthwhile as long as you don't expect too much. This is porn, not a slick Hollywood production.
As spoofs, realistically only Farold and Fubar and the two Star Trix episodes work well. More importantly, as porn, all the videos are far more creative than what we usually get.
I basically agree with Atrapat on his evaluation. However, I don't expect porn stars to be even adequate actors or actresses. By introducing the women late in most scenes, they become sex objects and not very much presented as three dimensional characters. Some may feel this as a minus, but that is so characteristic of porn that I actually expect it.
Overall, this site is good for what it is. If you think you will get witty, well written scripts delivered by professional actors, you will be disappointed. As a porn site, it is much better than many or maybe even most of what you find.
Overall, too few videos and the lack of updates are major problems that keep this site from a better rating. I only hope the network people realize the potential gem they have here and add more to the site. |
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Was a member approx. 5 months prior to this review.
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| Pros: |
-Spoofs of movies, TV series. 5 episodes as of Jan/2009.
-Bigger budget and more elaborate settings than usual.
-A respectable effort to try something different.
-Some episodes have 2 sex scenes. Up to 60 minutes.
-Star Trix. Unfortunately, the only passable episode.
-Jayden Jaymes as a green alien.
-The bottom-less party at Farold and Fubar.
-Access through Muffia. Check my review for specs. |
| Cons: |
-Too few updates. Only two new scenes since Jan/2009.
-Most scripts are terrible. Probably, non-existent.
-Extremely long non-sex intros with male performers only.
-All scenes are boy-girl only. No threesomes, no girl-girl.
-Female models get very little screen time: sex scene only.
-Too many second-rate male performers in sex scenes.
-Most acting is extremely bad. Over-acting is commonplace.
-Hard to follow: everyone improvises, talks at the same time.
-Scenes in real life settings: bad lighting, bad sound. |
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Porn history in one sentence: from features to gonzo to internet reality. If Muffia wants to reinvent the wheel by going back to features, the least they can do is make it round. What I remember from features is that the girls got most of the screen time both on sex scenes and non-sex scenes, some of them were passable actresses and the guys were always the same but did a good job.
At Naked Movie, the girls only show up for the sex scene. In the rare cases they get some lines, it's obvious they weren't casted for their acting abilities. Guys get 99% of the dialog in non-sex scenes but male casting isn't that good. Ramon has proven a hundred times he's a solid performer but his acting is always debatable and he isn't much better here in the Miami Spice (Miami Vice spoof) episode as a latino drug lord. You get the contrary at Farold And Fubar: a couple of unknown guys deliver slightly passable acting but they aren't up to the task when it comes to the sex scenes even though they are paired with Riley Shy and Kaci Starr. Probably that's the reason why you always got the same guys in feature movies: it's hard to find someone who can act and perform.
Some things might be salvaged, though. The pool sex scene with Kitty Bella and Ramon at Miami Spice is worth watching; pity they are such terrible actors in the non-sex part. The guy that plays the USS Intercourse captain in Star Trix (Star Trek spoof) is passably funny and delivers a decent sex scene with Jayden Jaymes; the whole episode is quite OK. Farold and Fubar shows a bottomless party with several relatively known female models (Jada Fire, Louisa Lanewood, Nika Noire, Nikki Rhodes or Ricki White); unfortunately, you don't get a bottomless lesbian scene but two simultaneous and equally terrible boy-girl sex scenes.
From what I see in the free tour, they seem to have released only two new episodes since I was a member 5 months ago. A promising 2-scene spoof of Ghost Busters (aptly titled Nut Busters) with a stellar cast (Gianna Michaels, Rachel Roxxx, Rachel Starr, Shyla Stylez, Voodoo) and a new 1-scene episode of Star Trix, probably to ride on the wave of the recent JJ Abrams' Star Trek. Miami Spice episode ended with a cliff-hanger "To be continued..." but, according to the free tour, they haven't released more episodes.
I'm not saying you should stay clear from this site. They should, at least, be praised for trying. It's unlikely anyone will join Muffia for this site alone but if you enjoyed some of the original movies/TV series, you might catch some of the ironies (if such ironies exist). If you are more fluent in English than me, you will likely understand them under bad sound conditions. |
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