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Drooler (218) 10-07-07  07:48am
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Pros: +Mostly very hot and beautiful Eurobabes
+Excellent quality photos in 600, 1000, and 2000px. Girls nearly always look happy and sexy and look directly into the camera. Nice visceral ďencounters.Ē
+Color and styling. The pics are very attractive and professionally done.
+HUGE archive. Daily photo updates from 10/23/05. Sets have lots of pics. 2000px zips often > 100mb
+150+ videos (solo and lez) in DivX, 720x576
+Visitors can browse all of the galleries and videos (but not the thumbs)
Cons: -Pussy and toys! Pussy and toys! If that lights up your brain, this site should be heaven for you. For ass lovers, though, the photosets are a bummer. The photo shoots are extremely ďformula driven,Ē and lovin' that ass isn't part of it.
-Zips only in 600 or 2000px. (Why not 1000?)
-Vids look really crummy in their WMV (360x288) and Quicktime(400x320) formats. Donít even bother.
Bottom Line: Hereís the formula:
1. Get the girl in a very good mood.
2. Get her to slowly take her clothes off in various positions. Don't forget the camel toe!
3. Once sheís naked, have her put her hands on her cheeks and spread them and the pussy lips in EVERY such shot.
4. Have her go at it with an exotic-looking toy in various positions, after she's sucked on it through several frames.
5. Mostly likely, finish with her sitting on the toy, still looking very happy.

And most definitely, do not take any shots of her standing or lying face down, top of head to upper thighs, amorously looking directly back without at least having a leg or two in the way and/or keeping her hands on her butt. Or making part of the shot blurry. This is true nearly every time, like 98%. I shit thee not. Iíve looked at every photoset on this site, folks.

So to me, a genetically hardwired ass fanatic, this site, which outclasses LOTS of other sites in many if not all ways, is and continues to be incredibly, even astoundingly tragic. How difficult would it be to put in each gallery just a few shots, as described above, for those of us who drool for the derrière? And should give it a 65? Donít matter how good it is otherwise if ass is this sorely neglected! Amazing!

But if you love pussy and toys and canít get enough of that, itís around a 95. Just get the DivX player if you haven't already and download those vids.

OK, then, Iíll compromise and pin an 80 on it. (Grumble-grumble

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jd1961 (95) Looking at the preview page, I'm not seeing any teens there. If Sharka Blue is a teen, I'm 25 again!
10-07-07  04:24pm

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Drooler (218) REPLY TO #1 - jd1961 :

I'm answering this while going back and forth to the site. You can find all of the "18-year-olds" ... So that's Ennie, Torrie, Agnes, Demi, Marcy (she looks older than 18, but she's hot!), Demi ...

19: Rebekka, Katka, Gabrielle, Michelle (probably faked her ID awhile back), Liliane Tiger, Marina/Euphrat (hey, that's what MCN nudes says about her, too) ...

20: Ahh! There's Sharka Blue! You're right. She's NOT a teen. ;)

10-07-07  04:48pm

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jd1961 (95) REPLY TO #2 - Drooler :

Sharka Blue's 20? I didn't know she started in porn at 15?? Maybe she should change her name to Sharka Lords!!! Tell the truth, you got those ages off the website didn't you? :)
10-08-07  04:45am

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WeeWillyWinky (88) REPLY TO #3 - jd1961 :

I had to laugh at this, jd. It's 2008 now, and some of these sites will just have to come clean about how old their models are. At some major sites you can see models' ages at anywhere between 19 and 23 who've had pics all over the net since the late nineties.

Tawny Stone should be in the World Record's book for staying 18 longer than any other human in history. A biological miracle!

01-06-08  07:20pm

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jd1961 (95) REPLY TO #4 - WeeWillyWinky :

It was a lot worse in the old days.
01-06-08  08:56pm

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jd1961 (95) Did you know that your phrase "eurobabes" has turned into a link!
04-23-08  02:41am

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Drooler (218) REPLY TO #6 - jd1961 :

It seems that my "invention" has been propagating its way downstream through the market. Could I have trademarked it? Nah, 'cause I'm not a content provider anyway, and a "real" content provider has snatched it up. Definitely downstream.

Well, it's there for the linking and the reading. Caveat emptor and all that.

04-23-08  12:07pm

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