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The porn director called in sick and needs you to direct so you ?

Type: General

Submitted by Cybertoad (104)
Put your self in the scene 18% 7 Votes
Say no thanks not intersted 16% 6 Votes
Ask how much you get paid 34% 13 Votes
You call Ron Jerermy 3% 1 Votes
You can't direct while erect 8% 3 Votes
Other 21% 8 Votes

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38 Votes Total

Nov 26, 2012

Poll Replies (17)

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elephant (67) I'd love to be in the scenes but it certainly would be a weird job having sex on camera everyday, gives a whole new meaning to hard day at the office.
11-26-12  02:16am

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Denner (235) Do not mind being The porn director - but participate, nada.....not even for Oldje, LOL.
11-26-12  06:40am

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Jay G (67) REPLY TO #2 - Denner :

Denner...you said it first and exactly as I would have said it!
11-26-12  07:37am

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messmer (137) I don't want to know what goes on behind the scenes, so, no thanks to the offer.
11-26-12  10:10am

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RustyJ (145) Sorry but no thanks, I'll keep this as a hobby ;)
11-26-12  11:58am

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jberryl69 (Disabled) All I can say is, "great fantasy".
11-26-12  01:22pm

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Capn (28) I would do it for the money & the experience.
Other than that, I doubt it would do much for me.

Cap'n. :0/

11-26-12  01:53pm

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pat362 (373) I'd pass because I'd only want to direct something that was dear to my heart and not just any porn movie. Frankly seeing what passes for porn makes me think that anybody can and does direct porn
11-26-12  05:33pm

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slutty (111) I'd rather not, it would make me quite uncomfortable.
11-26-12  11:09pm

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #2 - Denner :

"not even for Oldje." LOL And if it were me, the "Oldje" circuit would be the only chance for sure. At least there's life after 40.

But I wouldn't try to direct. I've never done it, and I'm sure it requires a skill set that goes beyond reminding the actress that her next line is "ohh, baby, ooh, baby, ooh ...."

11-27-12  02:14am

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mbaya (364) I would be too self conscious to perform. As for directing, I would give it a try. I am sure I couldn't do any worse than those who do it now.
11-27-12  05:39am

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otoh (54) No more than I'd want to direct a film or TV programme I like, or to produce an album by a band I like. Am quite happy to consume them...
11-27-12  07:38am

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Cybertoad (Disabled) LOL who voted for Ron Jeremy LOL
11-27-12  09:18am

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lk2fireone (196) I agree with jberryl69. A great fantasy. I only wish I had the balls to do it in real life.
11-27-12  06:08pm

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turboshaft (24) I'd love to direct, even if there was little-to-no pay.

But put myself in the scene? Hmm...though it would feel a little weird when I paid the girl afterwards (as opposed to before, like when you're on a date ;-) ).

11-27-12  06:59pm

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anyonebutme (14) Other.

I inquire to what the director became sick from.

11-27-12  07:33pm

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marcdc1 (174) I'm sure nothing is as glamours as my fantasies. I went with "I'd be to hard to direct" but the reality is it's somebody's job so I'm sure there's plenty of distasteful aspects.
11-27-12  07:51pm

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