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How does one with painfully severe arthritic hands and fingers masturbate?

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Submitted by graymane (33)
Very carefully 12% 3 Votes
Take a pain pill before 12% 3 Votes
Use mechanical helper 19% 5 Votes
Use masturbatery assistance 19% 5 Votes
Throw in the towel 12% 3 Votes
Other (comment please) 27% 7 Votes

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26 Votes Total

May 6, 2012

Poll Replies (18)

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lk2fireone (196) I would think the first four choices make sense.
05-06-12  12:08am

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otoh (54) 3 or 4 seem the most sensible approaches. But, as long as you enjoy it, never 5!
05-06-12  12:43am

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RustyJ (145) I have no fucking idea :D
05-06-12  01:25am

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slutty (111) I don't know, mary jane?
05-06-12  01:52am

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steffj (0) An ergonomic vibrator!!! Works for me!
05-06-12  05:07am

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graymane (33) This Poll may be asking a dumb question, but arthritic disability is more prevalent than you might think. I for one have limited joint function so bad that I can hardly hold a bottle of milk without it dropping to the floor.
Thanks to my passion and participation in contact sports as a lad -- namely baseball and football --
every finger and thumb on both hands were broken or badly sprained.
Being a catcher behind the plate is where most of my hand injuries occurred. Collision with runners trying to avoid a tag crossing the plate, Digging bad pitches out of the dirt, foul balls, and simply catching very hard-hit balls that jammed my thumbs and fingers are events responsible for my present,crippling condition.
Both knees are shot, and after getting a replacement knee for my left leg, and being introduced to the indescribable pain that's followed me since, I'm left with doubtful intentions of getting that done again.
And yes.....Masturabtion with my hands have already bid Bye-Bye for this lifetime ....
Hence the current Poll question.

05-06-12  06:47am

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jberryl69 (Disabled) REPLY TO #6 - graymane :

Why am I not surprised by this? My mom would have the same problem but not for the same reasons, so I know the challenges of hands and fingers riddled with arthritis can be.

I answered mechanical since we've had this discussion and since you did the poll. But like getting a massage once a week (or month) can be so therapeutic, I might suggest hiring someone to give you assistance in masturbating. You deserve it.

This next little story I think will have been on your radar prior to my mentioning but I do tell the story because some reader might be able to use this to better their life.

I think this took place back in the 1990s - don't remember the exact date, but because of my job I had to take annual continuing education classes, which by their very nature were very boring affairs. On this one occasion and prior to the actual lecture, the teacher was relating how several years before his doctor wanted him to have a hip replacement and around the same time an over the counter product came onto his radar called Osteo Bi-Flex. Following the instructions on the bottle he took this for a month and somehow this product provided the relief needed to by-pass the suggested surgery.

Wow - I was impressed. And I suffered from my own bouts with joint aches and arthritis. So I tried it and boy was it ever a boon. One of the most sensitive areas of my body at that time were my knees. I could not get on my knees because of the crushing pain in them when I did. But taking the Osteo Bi-Flex relieved this symptom and the pain was gone.

Well as you can imagine, I've recommended this product for the past 2+ decades. Not cheap but definitely worth an initial investment it is an over the counter product worth trying if you suffer arthritis or sore joints.

One of the improvements that have been made since I first started taking it is that at the time I started it, it took about 30 days for the effects to take place but now they have that down to 7 days.

So that's my 2¢ to this poll and Graymane's post.

05-06-12  07:59am

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pat362 (375) I'll say all of the above since each can apply depending on the severity of the problem and the avaiability of the other things.
05-06-12  08:55am

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Capn (28) I would vote for having a lady assist.

Cap'n. :0)

05-06-12  09:54am

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Cybertoad (Disabled) REPLY TO #9 - Capn :

I'm with Capn on this, I mean with a lady not with Capn LOL
05-06-12  08:07pm

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Wittyguy (105) Whatever man, age is just a number. When I get old and messed up I figure I'll just be moving into my prime envy years (just no comments on how soon they'll be here). When I get old and arthritic people will be saying ....

- He's got alztheimers but forgot to give a fuck.
- Spends his pension on cocaine and hookers just to make Charlie Sheen look bad.
- He's forced to breathe through a tube ... when he fires up his bong.
- I just saw him and he was pushing 90 ... mph.
- He's so old he has broken joints ... in his front and back pockets.
- He needs to take his pills daily ... PCP and Viagra.

And when they bury me my epitaph will read "He died peacefully in his sleep; it was just his passengers that were the ones screaming."

05-06-12  09:24pm

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Gazette Risque (55) REPLY TO #9 - Capn :

Indeed. 'Nuff said. ;)
05-07-12  08:08am

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gaypornolover (38) REPLY TO #6 - graymane :

So sorry to hear that graymane. If I lived close I could over and help you out - but as I'm a guy I guess that wouldn't be so hot for you!

Have you tried something like a fleshjack? They seem to be very popular now, and I'll bet you could fix one somewhere so you could use it without having to use your hands to hold it.

05-07-12  03:14pm

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REPLY TO #13 - gaypornolover :

gaypornolover Said: "Have you tried something like a fleshjack?"

Is it possible that you mean Fleshlight?

05-07-12  03:22pm

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gaypornolover (38) REPLY TO #14 - Khan :

Ooops! Yes I think I do! I guess I was thinking of jacking it! I've never tried one TBH, I don't really use toys, but they seem very popular and are appearing in more and more gay porn films which is why I suggested one.
05-07-12  03:23pm

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graymane (33) REPLY TO #7 - jberryl69 :

Sorry about gettin' back to you so late, partner, but other issues away from PU has had me nailed down with bigger fish to fry (think whales).
Anyway, Just wanted to pass on how much I appreciate your input about Osteo Bi-Flex, as well as the extra effort you rendered.
I've never heard of the product, nor have I seen it around; but when I do get around to gettin' my hands on the stuff, you'll be the first to know if it has the punch I need to help my condition.

Thanks again...... an' keep'em busy in the forum deciphering the gist of those clever retorts you're so good at.

05-09-12  01:38pm

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graymane (33) REPLY TO #13 - gaypornolover :

Thanks, GP, for your kind thoughts.... And believe me, if I were of the Gay persuasion, I would'nt hesitate for a minute to take you up on your worthy offer.
But jus' between us allies of porn, I did sorta over-do the "pity me" message about my hands....... they do perform adequately when they have to.
(and they have to very often)

05-09-12  02:00pm

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jberryl69 (Disabled) REPLY TO #16 - graymane :

Your comments Graymane are too kind.

With regard to the Osteo-BiFlex. Any pharmacy will have it along with similar products that contain Glucosamine and Chondroitin. I just happened to use the Osteo Bi Flex brand.

It has helped me with some various aches and joint pains but I think each individual's personal health will determine the effectiveness of using it, which is to say, no guarantees. But I have seen it help others that I have recommended it to (and I guess the ones that it didn't help never told me).

Regardless, I hope your outside PU issues are getting resolved to your satisfaction, or if not, just tell them to run it up their snout. And Graymane - thanks for the response.

05-10-12  07:34am

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