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BadMrFrosty (56) 04-09-12  01:10am
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Status: Current Member for over 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: + Its a Brazzers site
+ Baby Oil!!!
+ 28 updates with matching HD video + photo set
+ Video quality is fantastic @ 12 mbps AVC (mp4)
+ High quality photo sets @ approx 1650 x 2500 pix
+ Multiple download and stream options for video from mobile to SD upto HD 720P and 1080P
+ Weekly updates
+ Massage theme allows a greater range of models than some other Brazzers sites.
+ No DRM
+ No regional pricing
+ No download limits
+ Download manager supported giving superfast speeds
Cons: - Its a Brazzers site
- 28 scenes is too low

These are very minor cons:

- While the 720P videos do support DXVA, the 1080P ones where you actually need it do not.
- Not much variety in scene content
Bottom Line: First things first, this is a Brazzers site and I am sure most of us are aware of what that entails. There will be silicon. There will be lots of silicon. Now thats out of the way lets get down to it.

In the last couple of years more and more porn massage sites have been cropping up. To me this is a great trend as mixing a tight pornstar body with lashings of baby oil is simply divine. Brazzers have jumped onto the massage bandwagon by adding this site to the network at no extra charge, how nice of them. Being a Brazzers site and aside from the aforementioned boob upgrades, the site lives up to the very high standards of video quality, production and models that I have come to expect from them.

The scene setup is fairly standard, each time starting with a girl getting a nice oily massage before the masseurs hands start to wander, turning the scene into a standard hardcore fuck. Usually the massage portion takes up about the first half of the scene which is quite a long time as these are mostly 45min plus long. It is this first half that is most interesting to me with some really great lighting and camera work zooming in and focusing on the interesting bits allowing you to see every baby oil soaked bit in intimate detail. The second half of the scene has equally good production and the oily fuck is good to watch but that kind of action is viewable on many other Brazzers sites.

Most of the other Brazzers sites tend to be themed around with model with sites focusing on teens, MILFs, big tits, MILFs with big tits, teens with big tits etc. As this site is about the act of massage rather than the age or size of the models boobs there is a little more variation. While there still is a emphasise on big tits, silicon or otherwise, I would say may 1/4 of the scenes feature more natural ladies. Admittedly that is not a high number of scenes as there are only 28 in total.

This site also seems to have marked the demise of HD WMV videos from the Brazzers network. On the other sites, 720P and 1080P videos were offered in both WMV and MP4 formats with the WMV videos usually being a good 20% larger in file size but with very similar (excellent) quality. All of the HD videos on this site are only available as AVC encoded MP4 files. I also noticed that recent updates for the other sites have also dropped the WMV option. This is great news for those of us who are suckers for the highest quality possible but are also running out of hard drive space.

To come up with my final score here I have ignored the fact that by joining this site you also have access to literally thousands of other videos on the rest of the Brazzers network. My score is based on my thoughts on this site alone which is why some may feel its rather low. Really the only major negative is the low number of scenes available but if the weekly updates continue and the model selection stays varied then in a couple of months this may turn out to be one of the better Brazzers sites.

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gaypornolover (38) Excellent review as always - this seems to be a very popular genre all of a sudden. Just realised for some bizarre reason I don't have you on my trust list - off to fix that right now!
04-14-12  01:51pm

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BadMrFrosty (56) REPLY TO #1 - gaypornolover :

Thanks for that. Likewise on the trust thing, also fixed :)
04-15-12  02:08am

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