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rearadmiral (334) 09-24-11  07:21am
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Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: - Some variety of JM Productions series’
- Membership gives you discount ($13.95 versus $29.95) at Gag Factor
- Updates (but not on any obvious schedule)
- Streaming available
- Downloads available
- Supports download managers (no obvious time-out issues)
- Bills through CCBill
Cons: - Terrible video quality in older files, barely passable in newer
- Small site
- Not part of a network
- No access to many series and titles
- Heavy reliance on Behind-the-scenes material (which to some may be a positive)
- Updates are irregular, but never frequent
- Only one video file option
- Not good value for the monthly subscription ($19.95)
- A lot of overlap with other JM Productions sites
- No search function
- Very basic layout
- No screencaps or other pics
Bottom Line: Jerkoff Zone sells itself as the official JM Productions (JMP) site. For those who don’t know JMP, they are known for their extreme hardcore material. Think Max Hardcore toned down just a bit. They’re known for such series as American Bukkake, American Gokkun, Young & Anal, Tough Love and Gag Factor. I’m a big fan of most of their work and the site’s intro page listed all the series that I liked, so I presumed I’d have some decent access to that material. It turns out that the site over promises and under delivers. They can’t be accused of false advertising because there are scenes from all the series they mention on the site, but most are not well represented. Take the “Young and Anal” series which has about 40 editions now (assuming four scenes per edition makes that roughly 160 scenes) and the site offers just two scenes from this series. That’s the worst it gets, but it doesn’t really get much better with the other series. Take American Bukkake – this is a groundbreaking series and really has no competition in the American market. There are 40 editions, with usually two scenes per movie. The site offers four scenes. American Gokkun? Of the 10 editions (20 scenes) produced, two are on the site. You get the picture.

I might not have as much to complain about if the video quality was good, but it isn’t. Back in late 2008 the site started offering “high quality” video for both download and streaming, though the streaming is lower quality than the video. Even in 2008, though, the quality was barely up to industry standards. In 2011 it is woefully inadequate. The best resolution on the site is 720x480 @ 2000kbps. Those are rare though. More common is 720x480 @ 1500 and 640x480 @1500. Videos posted before January 2008 (maybe 40%) are virtually unwatchable at 320x240@ 460 and even as low as 235kbps. There are no options for downloads either – just the one WMV file. One good thing is that Free Download Manager worked flawlessly.

The site layout is very basic. The main page is broken down in to several sections: videos, BTS scenes, “Travels with Ashley Blue and trailers.

The video page opens to a page with all the videos. They are sorted by upload date and not by DVD title. There is no option to sort them in any other way. There are approximately 180 videos posted, with 40% of those being poor resolution. The “Travels with Ashley Blue” is just four links to a handful of photos of Ms. Blue touring porn shops. The BTS section has about 70 BTS scenes from various titles. Then there are trailers for other JMP DVDs. So for the $20 fee all you really get is maybe 100 watchable porn scenes. The site relies too much on filler like BTS and trailers and markets them as if they have real value to a consumer. They can be interesting, but they aren’t what people join for.

The site claims to update “every couple of days” and that might be true, but the update is more likely to be a BTS or trailer than an actual scene.

When I joined I was offered a $13.95 discounted price to another JMP site, Gag Factor. I took that option and as it is sold as a stand-alone site I’ll post a review of that later. I have no way of knowing if the discount is a standard offer. I’ll give full credit to the site for not making this a pre-checked cross-sell.

The biggest disappointment about this site for me is that is mostly a wasted effort. JMP makes excellent porn. The production values are good, they use top female talent and they have some of the more innovative niche series out there. They are also a prolific studio and must have hundreds of titles to their credit. But they continue in the tradition of studios not putting much effort into their websites. The site offers only a fraction of the material that the studio has, it offers it in poor quality and on a site that looks like it took them an hour to put together. It seems to me that a poor effort like this would reflect badly on the whole studio. I have no idea why JMP would have such a poor internet site. They do offer a lot more on VOD sites, so maybe they push that to make more money. If that’s the case, then the website is just a large advertising site that people pay money for. If that’s the case, I guess I’ve been had. At least they bill through CCBill so I know I can cancel easily. They also heavily push DVDs, which seems odd to me. Are they living in a time warp?

If they offered much more of their catalogue at good resolutions this could be a good value at even twice the price. As it stands though, this isn’t a good value at the current price.

Should you join this site? If you’re a huge JMP fan then give it a try, knowing that it isn’t a very good site. If you want to dabble in some unique JMP stuff, you’re better off just giving them your money at a VOD site or finding a DVD at your local shop, which is probably what they want anyway.

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Monahan (42) Impressive review.

When I first saw it I wondered why anyone would spend so much time reviewing a site with a 55 score until I read it. It's a fair warning, especially because the did a great job on the preview site.

It reminds me of the time many years ago (before PU) when I was jazzed up about Hustler having a website so I joined it. Awful. No. Worse than awful. And with DRM yet.

I've never even been tempted to try it again. Same deal here. JMP stuff at the store is good but this time rearadmiral has done an excellent job of explaining why this site isn't a good one to join.

09-24-11  09:07am

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rearadmiral (334) REPLY TO #1 - Monahan :

Thanks for the reply, Monahan. I agree with what you said about Hustler. They've since dropped the DRM (on most files, if my memory is correct) but they still do a poor job given all the material and resources that they have.
09-24-11  09:31am

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ipg386 (0) Thanks for the detailed review. I'm not into the vids, but this site has some incredible photos that at least for me, more than justified the price.
09-26-11  08:16pm

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Cybertoad (104) REPLY TO #1 - Monahan :

Monahan,
I agree with you I was wondering why anyone would spend so much time.

But,
Very nice review lots and lots of information, why I wont be joining.
It was one of the best reviews I have read in awhile.
Kudos for sure on this one.

09-27-11  08:26am

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ipg386 (0) Excellent review. I joined in February 2011 and tried it again in October 2011 and didn't notice much in the way of updates. Unlike the earlier visit, I had some access problems with the October visit: some of the newer content was just blank - I mean white spaces where the pics or vids were supposed to be. Technically, its an early 1990's site and when combined with the limited updates, makes it a poor value even at $20.00.
10-29-11  01:44am

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rearadmiral (334) REPLY TO #5 - ipg386 :

I'm really convinced that they use this as a way to encourage you to buy better quality stuff from VOD sites. That way they con you out of money to join this site and then pay for a better version later. Most studio sites don't do the internet well but JM Productions is far worse than most of the others. They don't even pretend to try.

I like your thought that this is an early 1990s site with some updates. That is a perfect description. And perfectly accurate!

10-29-11  04:15am

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