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Drooler (220) 01-28-11  02:38am
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Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: +Lovely European ladies, many of them the tried and true
+Exclusive content!
+Launched with lots of content in Nov 2010. Currently has 156 photosets and 100 videos.
+Video streaming available, full-screen with built-in FlowPlayer, but see cons.
+Videos (mostly 10-20 minutes long) downloadable in both wmv and mp4, but see cons.
+Large photos: 3456x5184 pixels and vice versa
+Zips download quickly, but see the cons!
+Some girls who have been off radar for a while: Ally (Eny), Gwen/Pia, Lucy Lee (but only 1 set), and Monica Schimkova. They all look great!
+Some variety in shoots (indoor, outdoor, solo, girls together, lingerie/no ďAlpineĒ dress). But itís mostly ďAlpine dress.Ē
Cons: -Navigation: AWFUL
-Some purely non-nude sets, and in many, the girls don't get completely nude anyway.
-No model index
-Thumbs of galleries only viewable 10 at a time
-Thumbs of pics in each gallery only viewable 10 at a time
-One photo size in zips: 3456x5184
-EACH ZIP is of the TEN PICS in a gallery youíre viewing (but see the neat workaround tip from anyonebutme in the replies to this review).
-Each zip in a gallery has the SAME NAME: modelname_pics_gallerynumber.zip, so YOU have to rename each one.
-Individual pics available only at 954x634
-Paging through galleries is sometimes slow.
-Videos are 320x240 in both MP4 (425 kps, 25 fps) and wmv (520 kps); full-screen playback looks bad.
-Streaming playback image is good, but bandwidth lacks, so itís choppy on the computer monitor.
-Watermark is too big and winds up on the subject sometimes.
Bottom Line: I sure donít care for the navigation. Itís not confusing so much as itís tedious. Itís clear enough what you have to do to get the photo content: Itís the porn site equivalent of stamping, addressing, stuffing, and sealing 500 envelopes by hand. Why not have all-in-one zips?

And why not have them in more than just the mega-cutie 5184 pixel size? Iím sure that some folks would prefer an option of 1600 pixels at least some of the time.

And the videos, those I guess are intended for unoccupied-hand-held portable devices. They probably look nice on those. Well, maybe not a big Ďol iPad.

More on the videos: Never heard any music playing on the ones I viewed. Itís mostly just the girl at first undressing (sometimes not very much), and the sound doesnít kick in until sheís grooving down on her hot pocket and causes an avalanche. And sometimes the director talks to the girl, too. Kami was flirting and the director proclaimed his marital status.

Oh, yeah. Forgot. Thereís no hardcore.

What action there is here is very formula driven: Girl takes off panties, drools on her own tits perhaps, hoists up alpine skirt to show pussy and maybe some ass, then grabs a toy (usually) and sucks and jabs. Sometimes youíre treated to 200 photos or more of this routine.

Alp Girls is a funny site. The pics are colossal. The vids are shrimpy. The navigation and photo downloading will induce fatigue. The babes are hot, but this user was pretty disappointed just the same.

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Capn (28) The impression I get from that is.

Nice idea. A shame about the implementation.

One of my pet peeves is toy play in preference to a nice ration of soft full frontal nudity.

Cap'n. :0/

01-28-11  05:23am

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Denner (233) Welcome back to reviews, Ze Droolah - long time, no see..
This entirely new review reminds of those times I/we went down to Berchtesgarden and the Obersalzberg, the Kehlstein Mountain where Hitler had his socalled Eagles Nest (a tee-house in fact - where he hated to visit - he had high anxiety):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obersalzberg

Great landscape - in spite of history.

But a funny and different site with yes, some great looking models - I can almost hear the yodel sounds watching the preview.

01-28-11  06:08am

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lk2fireone (194) "-EACH ZIP is of the TEN PICS in a gallery youíre viewing"

From your review, it almost sounds like this site is trying to create their version of the custom zipfile.

It also sounds like a lot of work to download a full zipfile of the photoset.

Glad to see you back with a new review. Actually, checking your review history, it's been about 3 months since your last review. But it just seems longer, somehow.

01-28-11  06:51am

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Denner (233) More Alps:
.....and oh, yes - did those great scenes from EroBerlin with Julia Bella in the Italian Dolomites Alps inspire The Drooler for this site???

01-28-11  07:48am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #1 - Capn :

"One of my pet peeves is toy play in preference to a nice ration of soft full frontal nudity."

Kind of the same for me, except it's frontal nudity "flipped" (heh-heh).

And yes, and as it happens all too often, it's just toys-toys-toys-toys-toys-toys-toys-toys-toys-toys-toys-toys-toys! Well, not "just," but pretty damned near. It's what killed Nubiles for me, and some other sites that used have some "balance" in their ideas about content.

01-28-11  02:16pm

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #4 - Denner :

Julia Bella. What ever happened to her? I miss those fetching dark eyes, that alabaster skin, those cheekbones, AND ... that ASS!!

Actually, I just decided to take a swing at it with Alp Girls. Just dove in come hell or high water. I do that less often these days. Can't say it was all that refreshing, though.

I'll probably try another site that hasn't been reviewed yet by anyone, including TBP ... in a few months.

Funny, I hadn't thought of 'ol crazy Adolph until I was watching a documentary on TV recently and there was Eva Braun, standing on the veranda of that mountain retreat, dressed just like an Alps Girl!

01-28-11  02:23pm

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #3 - lk2fireone :

Well, when it comes to videos, this site is like piling a bunch of cuties into a VW 1300. CC's that is ...

And the photosets are really hard to deal with. Rename each as you download. Open each and put the shit into one folder. Like, 15 times or more PER shoot ... Paying for the privilege of doing that over and over costs $30.

That just ain't right.

01-28-11  02:29pm

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Capn (28) REPLY TO #7 - Drooler :

' piling a bunch of cuties into a VW 1300. '

Been there did that....

It threw a rod through the crankcase :0(

So I put a bigger engine in! :0D

Cap'n :0)

01-28-11  03:36pm

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graymane (31) A fitting entitlement for this masterpiece-review:

The way it should'a been, back then:

Siskle, Ebert and Drooler...
OR
more accurently, Drooler, Siskle and Ebert

01-29-11  05:38am

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anyonebutme (14) Take one of the zip file links of the photosets, paste it into the address bar, and remove the url variable &num=1,2,3,4......

you'll get a single zip file with all the photos of the gallery.

Use firefox with the downloadhelper plugin for quick download of the streaming video, each is a 1280x720@3mbps .flv file - use vlc or whatever to play them.

01-29-11  09:44am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #10 - anyonebutme :

Nice tip! I tried it, and got it to work. Will have to remember that one the next time I rejoin ATK Exotics, if I ever do again.

Thanks!

01-29-11  11:14am

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