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EDIT - after spending time on the main sites of the network, I think the network is a decent value. See POVPorn.com review for more.
What PU doesn’t like strippers and lap dances? Certainly not me. I love the stripper niche, and I think lap dancing should replace that silly ‘sport’ where women dance around waving long ribbons at the Olympics. With lap dancing as an official ‘sport’ I could then double the amount of time spent watching the Olympics since I now only watch women’s beach volleyball. So when I discovered Lap Dance Gone Bad it was a no-brainer for me to give it a try.
This site is a pretty big disappointment. This is an under-served niche, and it isn’t exactly difficult porn to make. Hire a girl, put her on a set with a small stage and a pole, and let the fun begin. You’d think that they could churn this stuff out regularly. But they don’t. There are only nine scenes on this site. That’s nine, as in the number 9 and nothing else.
To make matters worse, of the nine scenes only one is available as a full-scene download. The others are made up of various smaller files. The files may have met industry standards when they were shot, but they certainly aren’t up to standard now. Most of the files are 480x360, so they are far from HD. Photos aren’t my thing, so I don’t really have any comments except to say that they are not available as a zip file.
The biggest technical issue that I have with this site is the download speeds. It was rare to see anything over 250KB/sec, which is well below what any of us would consider reasonable.
Apart from the small number of scenes and the slow downloads, if you like this niche these are fun scenes to watch. Most scenes feature porn stars (Haley Paige, for example) and the scene involves a blowjob and in a couple of cases, vaginal sex. There are no anal scenes at all. A couple of the scenes feature real strippers. I’m sure of this because of the talent they display on the brass pole. Unfortunately, the best dancer (Kylie) doesn’t use the other ‘pole’ in the room, leaving the guy to have a bit of a wank while she gyrates on him. This isn’t so much a lap dance gone bad, it’s more a lap dance gone wayward.
While I had hoped for a much larger site, the fact that there is a TPB/PU discount helps, but even the $19.95 price can’t nudge this into being a good value. If you really have an interest in this niche, you might consider it, or consider the additional material available on the bonus sites. Lap Dance Gone Bad appears to be one of the ‘bonus’ sites to the primary site, which is either Peter Girls or POV Porn. I’ll post a review of those when I have a look at them, but they aren’t really something that I’d join purposely.
The bottom line is that this is really buyer-beware. If you like lap dancing and don’t mind spending $20 to get nine scenes you might like this. Otherwise, the site is a poor value and I can’t recommend joining for this site alone. |
