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Lap Dance Gone Bad (0)

rearadmiral (368) 12-12-10  01:57pm
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Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: - Interesting niche
- A few great dancers
- A few well-known porn stars
- Discount for TBP/PU members
- Part of a small network of other sites
- Photos are available
- Files sizes come in two sizes
Cons: - Very small site (only nine scenes)
- No updates
- Looks to have last updated when George W. Bush was still presidentÖ in his first term
- Scenes are broken up into smaller files
- Download speed would be considered fast only back when George W. Bush was presidentÖ in his first term
- No zip option for photos
- Trial membership is no longer available
Bottom Line: EDIT - after spending time on the main sites of the network, I think the network is a decent value. See POVPorn.com review for more.

What PU doesnít like strippers and lap dances? Certainly not me. I love the stripper niche, and I think lap dancing should replace that silly Ďsportí where women dance around waving long ribbons at the Olympics. With lap dancing as an official Ďsportí I could then double the amount of time spent watching the Olympics since I now only watch womenís beach volleyball. So when I discovered Lap Dance Gone Bad it was a no-brainer for me to give it a try.

This site is a pretty big disappointment. This is an under-served niche, and it isnít exactly difficult porn to make. Hire a girl, put her on a set with a small stage and a pole, and let the fun begin. Youíd think that they could churn this stuff out regularly. But they donít. There are only nine scenes on this site. Thatís nine, as in the number 9 and nothing else.

To make matters worse, of the nine scenes only one is available as a full-scene download. The others are made up of various smaller files. The files may have met industry standards when they were shot, but they certainly arenít up to standard now. Most of the files are 480x360, so they are far from HD. Photos arenít my thing, so I donít really have any comments except to say that they are not available as a zip file.

The biggest technical issue that I have with this site is the download speeds. It was rare to see anything over 250KB/sec, which is well below what any of us would consider reasonable.

Apart from the small number of scenes and the slow downloads, if you like this niche these are fun scenes to watch. Most scenes feature porn stars (Haley Paige, for example) and the scene involves a blowjob and in a couple of cases, vaginal sex. There are no anal scenes at all. A couple of the scenes feature real strippers. Iím sure of this because of the talent they display on the brass pole. Unfortunately, the best dancer (Kylie) doesnít use the other Ďpoleí in the room, leaving the guy to have a bit of a wank while she gyrates on him. This isnít so much a lap dance gone bad, itís more a lap dance gone wayward.

While I had hoped for a much larger site, the fact that there is a TPB/PU discount helps, but even the $19.95 price canít nudge this into being a good value. If you really have an interest in this niche, you might consider it, or consider the additional material available on the bonus sites. Lap Dance Gone Bad appears to be one of the Ďbonusí sites to the primary site, which is either Peter Girls or POV Porn. Iíll post a review of those when I have a look at them, but they arenít really something that Iíd join purposely.

The bottom line is that this is really buyer-beware. If you like lap dancing and donít mind spending $20 to get nine scenes you might like this. Otherwise, the site is a poor value and I canít recommend joining for this site alone.

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uscue (39) Yeah like one of your cons states, i doubt this site ever updates again. When eight of the scenes they are touting has Hailey Paige (deceased for years) and Alyssa West, I know it's living in the past.
12-13-10  12:02pm

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rearadmiral (368) REPLY TO #1 - uscue :

And the lack of updates is too bad since this would be a great niche site if they chose to update regularly. It wouldn't be expensive or difficult to do.
12-13-10  01:41pm

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