The Minion (0)
Current Member for over 1 month (at the time of review).
05-18-10 03:43am (Update History)
Reason: Changed my mind about the score. Gave it 70 but decided on 72 because of the amount of content.
||* A website focused on an unconventional looking guy having sex with really hot girls
* Very cute and sometimes well known girls doing some nasty things
* Videos available for streaming in FLV and download in WMV. In 15-20 very small parts, 3 medium size parts or as full movie in either
* Galleries are archived in High Res., screen caps and 4-panel pics. High res is also available as a zip file.
* Date is mentioned with every update. And a nice summary of the video with it.
* Gives access to the entire network.
* Ability to rate scenes. Gives you the possibility to sort the videos by your rating.
* Really something different
* All exclusive content
* Weekly updates usually
* Although repetitive, very funny storylines if you're into this sort of thing.
* Download manager friendly
||* It's pretty disgusting at times.
* It gets repetitive. It just gets really old really fast.
* The guy is really annoying.
* Features drug abuse in almost every video
* Could benefit from higher resolution footage
* Navigation could be better. Could benefit from a search engine and tags with the videos.
* Probably only interesting for a handful of people.
* One wrong click on the navigation bar and you're on a dating website.
* I know I said it before but it has to be said once more, the guy is just really disgusting.
* The acting is really bad and the guy can get on your nerves within a minute or 2
||TheMinion.com is website which shows the disgusting sexual adventures of an "unconventional-looking" man with hot girls.
The website launched August, 2008 according to TBP. But the first video dates back to September 4th, 2007.
It now offers over 140 videos, which is a vast collection. The quality isn't great but it's not bad either. They don't offer any Hi-Def videos but then again, who would want to see that in this case?
The videos are all available for flash-streaming or downloads in either really small parts, medium size parts or full movies.
Every update comes with a nice little summary of the video and a big screenshot. This gives you a good idea of what you're going to get as the bigger part of the story never changes. This goes for every website within the network, really.
The website itself is like any other in the network. It's clear and easy to navigate, though it might benefit from a search engine and tags with the videos. Also some higher quality footage might not be a bad thing.
The videos usually start off with the Minion doing either drugs (cocaine) or he's eating. Then they move the camera towards the girl. The girl is either already playing with herself or there's about 5 minutes of bad acting before she gets naked.
The Minion then just basically tells the girl what to do and how to do it. It's always the same stuff. While having sex with the girl he covers her in food sometimes and finishes it.
Then there's some humiliation.
The girl bashes the Minion physically and mentally or it's the other way around. This changes every so often. Which is weird because in the beginning of the video the girl usually gets humiliated a little by the Minion but it could be that at the end of the video it's the other way around.
This all makes for a pretty weird an unbelievable storyline.
The guy can also get on your nerves real quick with his weird laugh and annoying personality. Also, if you don't like drugs, stay away. Almost every video contains drug abuse.
Most, if not all, videos are rated very low by the members. Which is understandable given the fact that the videos are annoying, repetitive and gross most of the time. The only really fun thing about it is that you get to see girl do a really disgusting man. The average score is about 3 out of 10.
You might find some girls whom are now really big in the biz doing some of their first scenes on there which is a plus. Like Dylan Ryder (under the name Dillan Ryder).
All in all, the website is fun when you already subscribed to the network for other sites and are in a for a good laugh, or if you're a fan of The Minion. But if you'd be in it for gross stuff I'd suggest you look elsewhere as the only really gross thing about this site is the Minion himself. Also, the humiliation is not really worth your time as it's just not believable.
The videos are repetitive, the guy is annoying, the acting is bad. That's about it. But it makes for a good laugh if you watch 1 or 2 episodes.
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